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Yngmalm

CONCORD, CA Man falls asleep while zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz

About Me

i'm alive... i'm alive... i'm ALIIIIIIIIIIIVE!!!me, my wife, and especially the twins, are good good good. one day i suppose i might upload some pics. help yourself.

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My Interests

sleeping

I'd like to meet:

the dudes in "my band."ha. you bastards need to replace me already.

Music:

oh shut the hell up

Movies:

not so much.

Television:

be real

Books:

electrical textbooks, Nero Wolfe, and the sports page, people. blueprints and installation instructions.read em and weep.

Heroes:

Sam Kinison, Gene Wilder, the Incredible Hulk.BOBBY FUCKING KNIGHT

My Blog

the funniest fucking thing of all

well, if you think the funniest fucking thing of all is coming from my stubby fingers through this keyboard into your xanax-addled brains via the cyberdoodlebox on your desk/lap or in your pocket/anus...
Posted by Yngmalm on Sat, 03 May 2008 09:33:00 PST

ohsoever whoshewastheygonnaget?

mumbling still, and mumbling yet, fumbling dreams of can't forget, never was and never met, don't you sweat, i bet.   dilly dallying here in the sun isn't going to get you clean, my friend... onl...
Posted by Yngmalm on Tue, 19 Sep 2006 08:00:00 PST

today i got shitfaced, for reals

football, meat and beerit is wonderful to see so many friends online, in this forum.   no doubt many of you had a great day today, and i did, too.   it began around 7:30am, PST, as...
Posted by Yngmalm on Mon, 11 Sep 2006 05:19:00 PST

Why doesn't YOUR band rock?

i was once told by a bleary-eyed, red-nosed drummer the reasons why my band at the time, Frenulum, didn't "rock." well, he attempted to tell me, but i think he actually trailed off into a gibbering fi...
Posted by Yngmalm on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 10:49:00 PST

doesn't my wasn't i saying something else before?

Mumblypegfrom the Mustard Spore Bath, and into the fryer, out of the washer and into the dryer, all of the real-life humans you've known have faded into the distance, whether by hook or by crook, subs...
Posted by Yngmalm on Tue, 22 Aug 2006 01:31:00 PST