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Posted by E T on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:56:00 PST

Transcript of executive dialogue on fiscal year performance

"Are we profitable yet?"   "No!"   "Are we profitable yet?"   "No!"   "Are we profitable yet?"   "No!"   "Are we profitable yet?"   "No!"   (Repeat as ...
Posted by E T on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:56:00 PST

My New Breakfast Cereal

The latest from my imaginary product line will be "Credit Crunch" - a delicious partial-grain oat cereal with sweetened flakes that provides several fiscal nutrients, and forms an important part of th...
Posted by E T on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:10:00 PST

The Family that slays together stays together

Keith and I have decided on a new movie genre, which combines family movies with horror movies; here's our list thus far: "Chopper by the dozen" starring Steve Martin as the axe murderer. "Daddy Death...
Posted by E T on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:37:00 PST

Campaign Quintessence

I've boiled the campaigns down to their quintessential slogans: Hillary Clinton: "At least you know what you're getting" Barack Obama: "We are the ones we've been waiting to have the audacity to hope ...
Posted by E T on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST

Current crap in advertising, April 08

This just couldn't be more pompous; HERE's the on-line version. I can hear the artsy-fartsy wannabe crowd nodding in recognition; the ultimate California family consists of a film director and a somme...
Posted by E T on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST

Fiscally Stimulating!

Current projections call for concurrent protractions. With fiduciary absolvement of heretofore benign interest rates, today's deficits risk a flaccid fiscal stimulus. Additionally, crisis-level floodg...
Posted by E T on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:39:00 PST

Zero-Gravity Porn!

Yes, you read that correctly. No, I don't have any, nor do I know where to find any - I didn't want to run an internet search for such a thing at work, for obvious reasons. But wouldn't that...
Posted by E T on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:53:00 PST

The Barack Obameter!

The minute I thought this up, I had the feeling that it had been done already - and when I checked, I found that it, of course, had indeed been done. But oh, well, I thought up my own version of it, s...
Posted by E T on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST

EW!

Thanks for subscribing to "Entertainment World", or "EW", as we like to call it! Here's your Friday round-up of developments in the entertainment community! ****************************** -Eli Whitney...
Posted by E T on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST