No cereal for old men |
Posted by E T on Tue, 07 Oct 2008 01:56:00 PST |
Transcript of executive dialogue on fiscal year performance |
"Are we profitable yet?"
"No!"
"Are we profitable yet?"
"No!"
"Are we profitable yet?"
"No!"
"Are we profitable yet?"
"No!"
(Repeat as ... Posted by E T on Wed, 01 Oct 2008 03:56:00 PST |
My New Breakfast Cereal |
The latest from my imaginary product line will be "Credit Crunch" - a delicious partial-grain oat cereal with sweetened flakes that provides several fiscal nutrients, and forms an important part of th... Posted by E T on Tue, 23 Sep 2008 12:10:00 PST |
The Family that slays together stays together |
Keith and I have decided on a new movie genre, which combines family movies with horror movies; here's our list thus far:
"Chopper by the dozen" starring Steve Martin as the axe murderer.
"Daddy Death... Posted by E T on Mon, 07 Jul 2008 01:37:00 PST |
Campaign Quintessence |
I've boiled the campaigns down to their quintessential slogans:
Hillary Clinton: "At least you know what you're getting"
Barack Obama: "We are the ones we've been waiting to have the audacity to hope ... Posted by E T on Wed, 23 Apr 2008 12:26:00 PST |
Current crap in advertising, April 08 |
This just couldn't be more pompous; HERE's the on-line version.
I can hear the artsy-fartsy wannabe crowd nodding in recognition; the ultimate California family consists of a film director and a somme... Posted by E T on Tue, 22 Apr 2008 02:56:00 PST |
Fiscally Stimulating! |
Current projections call for concurrent protractions. With fiduciary absolvement of heretofore benign interest rates, today's deficits risk a flaccid fiscal stimulus. Additionally, crisis-level floodg... Posted by E T on Mon, 10 Mar 2008 10:39:00 PST |
Zero-Gravity Porn! |
Yes, you read that correctly.
No, I don't have any, nor do I know where to find any - I didn't want to run an internet search for such a thing at work, for obvious reasons.
But wouldn't that... Posted by E T on Sat, 01 Mar 2008 04:53:00 PST |
The Barack Obameter! |
The minute I thought this up, I had the feeling that it had been done already - and when I checked, I found that it, of course, had indeed been done. But oh, well, I thought up my own version of it, s... Posted by E T on Fri, 22 Feb 2008 04:32:00 PST |
EW! |
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-Eli Whitney... Posted by E T on Fri, 08 Feb 2008 11:58:00 PST |