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About Me

Me - Happy. Genuinely happy. This really seems to irritate some people, which is something of a bonus in my book.
If there is a way to be accident prone AND graceful, I suspect I have that market cornered. Or maybe I just took one too many headers and can no longer think straight.
Oh who am I kidding? I'm a complete klutz. I stumble down stairs and fall over dogs. Sometimes at the same time! I (unfortunately) talk with my hands, sending wine glasses and peppermills flying in all directions. Thankfully for that woman that was sitting next to me at 'Contigo', there is apparently something called 'Spray and Wash'. Lucky her.
I recently became 'mommie' to two beautiful pound puppy pitbulls. I can see why they have such a bad rep. Rawr!! So vicious! (Not!)
Generous... Sometimes to a fault.
One of the nicest people you'll likely ever meet, unless you f**k with me.
My life is pretty much an open book. Ummm, you do read Aramaic, don't you??
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My Interests

I'd like to meet:

Cheesedaddy.
My maker. (In due time, I'm in no rush!)
Christina. Sure, we've already met, but I do believe I still owe her a drink. Or two, or three at this point!
Anyone who can digest the twaddle I've spewed all over this page and still want to say, 'Hello'.
Who else? Everyone? No one? You? Your imaginary friend?

My Blog

Lesson of the day

I consider myself to be not only something of a history buff, but I've also always been fascinated with the Olympic games. Tonight, I was showing the following video to my daughter and it really hit ...
Posted by on Mon, 15 Jun 2009 20:29:00 GMT

How old is fifteen?

*lmao*
Posted by on Mon, 08 Jun 2009 16:47:00 GMT

Adventures in Babysitting, Grace's Diary Pt. 1

F**ker! I found your present. Christmas??? Which part of 'I'm Jewish' do you not understand??? Jewish, bitch! Jewish!!!!!
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 21:08:00 GMT

Adventures in Babysitting, Doggie Diary Pt. 3

Ha ha ha. My human sitter thinks she's sooooo funny, renaming me 'Shadow'. So what if I happen to be underfoot every time she turns around? So what if she just had to wash all her bedding because I...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 18:16:00 GMT

Adventures in Babysitting, Doggie Diary Pt. 2

What is with this babysitting human and her mood swings? I can't imagine why she'd get so upset after I took a few nibbles on her beanie cap! You think she'd be thanking me for destroying it. She's...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Jun 2009 12:47:00 GMT

Adventures in Babysitting, Doggie Diary Pt. 1

So, here we are, heading toward the 'tail' end (ha ha ha!) of the day. As much as I have enjoyed the time with my babysitter, I am anxiously awaiting the return of my human. Not that I'm one to comp...
Posted by on Sat, 06 Jun 2009 18:43:00 GMT

Using 'Proper' English

I found this little gem on the internet and have to admit that maybe it is even just a little bit more entertaining (my point of view) given the disparity between the title of this 'tutorial' and the ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Jun 2009 14:02:00 GMT

Who knew??

I had no idea a search on 'dancing weatherman' could be so interesting?? Almost makes me want to go out and get a television!
Posted by on Fri, 29 May 2009 21:48:00 GMT

Lesson of the day...

If you know what is good for you, do NOT do a google search of 'scrotum' and 'elephantiasis'. (gag!!) Ummm, it is also strongly recommended that you NOT ask why I was searching for that. *giggle*
Posted by on Tue, 26 May 2009 20:33:00 GMT

13

I was walking past the mental hospital the other day, and all thepatients were shouting ,'13....13....13'.The fence was too high to see over, but I saw a little gap in theplanks and looked through to ...
Posted by on Sun, 11 May 2008 20:54:00 GMT