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About Me

THE SHOP HAS MOVED! We are now at The Old Mission Hall, 24 North Road, Preston Park, Brighton, BN1 6SP. A map can be found HERE

Who am I? Well, I run a shop in the North Laines of Brighton. The shop specialises in corsets, boots and plus size clothing. We stock companies like Vollers, Snobz, Lip Service, What Katie Did, Brute Force Leather and some things exclusively designed by me! I decided to do this a few years ago when teaching Maths was becoming as boring as it sounds. Check out the website here

I discovered on 16/11/06 how I will die -

J: At age 80 the artificial intelligence software you programmed becomes self aware and devours you. You will be saved to disk though, so no worries.

My Interests

I have loads of things going on! I never have a spare minute. I enjoy music, designing clothing, silver smithing (and jewellery making), eating, reading horror, films, interior design and I love my 19 year old cat, Lucy.

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I'd like to meet:

Fun, funky and interesting people! I would like my customers to come and say hello! Also, if you make stuff that would suit my shop, let me know.

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Music:

Too many! I like stuff from Jimmy Eat World to One Dove to Metallica to Muse and all manner of things in between. If it has a good beat, lyrics I can sing (badly) to and some guitars, I'm pretty happy.

Check out this for the only reason I can see treadmills could be any use to anyone!

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Movies:

Get your own Save Harold!

Why are comedy movies usually rubbish?! Generally I like Kevin Smith (good comedy), Simon Pegg (also good comedy), japanese horror, psychological thrillers and British films. PETA Fur Investigation

Television:

Futurama, Simpsons, Black Books, Black Adder, Have I Got News For You and lots and lots of other funny things. I can't stand reality TV! I know nothing about it and I will never be converted!

Heroes:

Wonderwoman is a hero, does she count?! All that lycra, it must cause a lot of static. That would be great for generating electricity!

This is the Fetique Fashion Show from June 2006.

This is the latest in the Fetique Fashion Show revolution! It's from September 2007

My Blog

National Fetish Day 21st January 2008

NATIONAL FETISH DAY "Perverts Wear Purple" Monday 21st January 2008 What is it about and why should anyone join in? I'll explain& Back in October 2007, a discussion was started on an Infor...
Posted by Fetique on Sun, 13 Jan 2008 07:32:00 PST

A (or more) sad, pathetic wanker(s) have spoofed my email account!

Well, I am very unimpressed! Some idiot has decided to send out thousands of emails with my email address as the return one or they have just spoofed it in general. So, now, I have hundreds of emails ...
Posted by Fetique on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 11:47:00 PST

Read before deleting me

Ok, so I've had a lot of people delete me in the last week or so. It's sad Before you delete me, have you contacted me? Well, have you? I'm nice (I'm even nicer if you don't send me shit or vague...
Posted by Fetique on Wed, 20 Jun 2007 04:27:00 PST

How To Look Good Naked

I am feeling a bit let down today. I was supposed to be going to London tomorrow to film an episode of How To Look Naked, the channel 4 show. They rang me this afternoon to say that they couldn't use ...
Posted by Fetique on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 02:05:00 PST

A corset saved my life

I had a phone call from a customer today. She bought a corset from me on Saturday. Saturday night she was run over by a hit and run driver on Brighton seafront. The paramedics said that the corset sav...
Posted by Fetique on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 09:39:00 PST

Is diet just die with a 't' on the end?

Well, I am going to do it. I am going back to fat club. I'm not going to say how much I weigh (I know it's a lot). I will just say what I have lost. The moment of truth is tomorrow and I will find out...
Posted by Fetique on Tue, 05 Sep 2006 04:42:00 PST

Rod, Jane and Freddy

I had the icons of Children's 1980s entertainment in here on Monday! A tall pretty lady walked in and to my utter pleasure it was Jane, from Rod, Jane and Freddy fame (Rainbow of you aren't old enough...
Posted by Fetique on Wed, 23 Aug 2006 06:24:00 PST

My foot

I am seriously unimpressed. I trod on a nail on Friday. The bloody things was stood upright, just waiting for my unsuspecting shoe to pass close enough for it to jump into the sole of said shoe and st...
Posted by Fetique on Sun, 20 Aug 2006 02:58:00 PST