farting lesbians |
is there some new kink no ones told me about only something odd happened yesterday...
i was on my todd in the shop when two young dykes came in and asked for some help .as soon as i got near i was ass... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Sat, 31 May 2008 03:51:00 PST |
mocking the afflicted |
to relieve the tedium I superglued some pound coins to our doorstep.this poor old lady tried to bend down to pick them but her arthritic joints wouldnt let her,so she then tried to knock them wi... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:31:00 PST |
i fucking hate purple |
i feel the need to unburden myself and share my pathological ,bile-inducing hatred of the colour purple, or to be more precise, purple clothes,or to be even more precise,purlpe clothes on women.It's w... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:01:00 PST |
cause for concern |
yesterday morning over our morning cuppa, at the start of the work day, a certain bileous collegue who shall remain unnamed(his name starts with f and ends in ido)turned to me and said quite simply"yo... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Sat, 03 May 2008 03:01:00 PST |
catsick |
this morning as i dressed, i discovered a soggy pile of grass and hair balls that my cat had thoughtfully spewed onto my freshely laundered pants.
so i put some english mustard on its little pink bung... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Wed, 16 Apr 2008 03:05:00 PST |
pet goth sex trauma |
our pet goth is offering to sell worn items of intimate body jewellery-any takers??
personally i would rather slam a rusty car door repeatedly on my man sack while tina turner face sat me than even se... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Fri, 11 Apr 2008 08:52:00 PST |
peeping toms |
apparently you can see girls having their bikini wax done in a nearby beauty salon if you stand on the top floor of our building with a telescopic gun sight.apparently Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Wed, 26 Mar 2008 06:34:00 PST |
stinky people |
just had the world’s nineth smelliest person in the shop-mmm the nostril tingling bouquet of arse grease,piss,more piss,chip fat lathered hair,baboon in oestrus,special brew,petula clarke oil,pa... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 10:09:00 PST |
FUNK |
HEY ,I CAN FUNK IN MYSPACE!
ANYONE GOT A TISSUE? Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Sat, 22 Mar 2008 04:20:00 PST |
WASPS AND ARSES |
TODAY I STARTED OUR STOCK TAKE-COUNTING TENS OF THOUSANDS OF MOSTLY VERY VERY SMALL PIECES OF METAL AND PLASTIC.I WOULD RATHER SMEAR MY RINGPIECE WITH THE FINEST ORGANIC HONEY AND INTICE ANGRY WA... Posted by WILDCAT SHOP on Wed, 12 Mar 2008 10:50:00 PST |