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About Me

Professional Dominatrix.. Featured in BIZZARRE magazine, March.. radio and late night tv.... Founder of Fet int; party all over the world.... only with real mates, not into local small minded scenes. Detest judgemental, narrow minded bigots, isms of any kind. Totally dysfunctional, totally wrong, right and not sitting on your fence. If you see me out looking and not talking, I think im in a bunch of twats...Superior in intellect and academia,.. social policy politic.. social psychology addict.. alcoholic.. constructed by the social norms of the social world.. My mind meets only with those who stimulate it, and i'm not talking formal education here.Not into mindless jazz... . If you know me you have seen me, I'm not friendly or sociable, i can't waste my time small talking with people who I don't really care about. im a great mate but an unforgiving enemy...Do not contact me if you are a fuck up with no-where else to go....an internet 'personality' or someone who found fetish because you wanted to make friends.I party fetish style only... not into spanking or spankers... collaring and all that gufffff..I am not one dimensional and enjoy theatre, art, reading, foreign movies, being with mates and me bloke..DO NOT ADD ME AS A FRIEND UNLESS YOU ARE 1. INTO FETISH 2. ARTY OR 3. INTRESTING. OH AND HERE'S A TIP, IT HELPS IF YOU DO ACTUALLY KNOW ME.... almost all the people in my friendslist I have met, the rest have imprinted on my life in some way....do not try to add me if you can't make the above claim... I thank youANY GORIAN TYPES WILL BE MADE TO SIT IN THE CORNER IN POSITION 234......

My Interests

Cinema, music, books, life, art,pain, abnormalities, weirdo's, perverts, kinky kinksters, people who don't give a fuck,travel, freedom, vegan eating, giving pain, breathplay, asphixiation...... die young die pretty

I'd like to meet:

Elvis wearing a pinny.. ..

Music:

varied... foreign, opera, violins...

Movies:

foreign mainly, arthouse.... currently watching Three colours trilogy.. Violent Korean and Japanese very fave. ..THIS CLOCK IS LYNN PETERS TV STAR
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Television:

DO NOT LET MY SMILE FOOL YOU I AM A BITCH AT HEART (so said Lynn who designed this)Switch Bitch... with a great nilla life... bling bling,...I do not collect wankers as mates, I only have time for genuine cool, chilled out confident people...Fetishist mainly, so get off yer fooking knee's ... Like to inflict pain and get off on medical play.... have me own huge house (seven beds) with play room, very well equipt if you like rubber, breathplay and catheters hehehe.... ie not pooooor not needy not ahem looking for a benefactor, neither am I one...Thinking of retiring.... making jam and training bonsai in the sun......

Books:

tons.

Heroes:

I do not believe in hero's. People will inevitably let you down if you build them up. Don't sit on the fence.... it hurts.. just a tip

My Blog

Veg makes you sick

ohhhhh last night I made some Veg, very small jacket potato, loads of Purple sprouting broccoli and a bit of cauli.. well i had half the veg and the tato... and felt welll full, told pootoe I was havi...
Posted by laura on Tue, 24 Apr 2007 06:50:00 PST

Holiday

Well so far i know I need to be in Marakesh on June the 23rd How to get there???? well, I start in London on May 20th.. have booked into Paris for two nights (again) and then booked two nights in Stra...
Posted by laura on Tue, 03 Apr 2007 02:09:00 PST

botox

crazy porno Dr... did my botox again... told me all the bits no one touches on his body work.. hes actually weird.... L
Posted by laura on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 12:59:00 PST

Hampstead Heath and fooking people asking for directions.

Weeellllll after a night of excess, meal in Covent Garden, larger, vodka ect ect ect... We headed into Highgate village and ambled around Hampstead Heath.. walked for miles, walked up parliment hill a...
Posted by laura on Mon, 26 Mar 2007 06:43:00 PST

Having a paddy

Back to mundane work, simply need a bit of steady income dunn I.. Had a paddy and got me own way ..again... oh I like a foot stamp, pouting childish paddy L...
Posted by laura on Wed, 21 Mar 2007 03:27:00 PST

dentist and 3 year olds with logic

today was dentist day... great, i had a crack in a filling so she (my dentist) took xrays.. ok so i go back and end up with three fillings and one cosmetic white bit done in the front. well having bee...
Posted by laura on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 12:25:00 PST

Wankers from the past

Ok... ive been out of any local BDSM scene for coming up for two years.... Why, im a drunk with attitude who wont play by the rules of anality. I don't need friends and am an out and out bitch to all ...
Posted by laura on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 05:51:00 PST

Whats it all about Alfie??

Welllll, not been out out, part from a few pubs this weekend, we like to see what we can find down the backstreets of London.. But know we drank far too much on saturday, with me slurring to poo...
Posted by laura on Tue, 20 Feb 2007 11:08:00 PST

Busy doing narda

Well, the latest stitches came out today,,,,, I am a monster, I create me..
Posted by laura on Tue, 30 Jan 2007 01:38:00 PST

Arm

The plaster came off today, and I believe my original limb has been stolen by Alien life. They have replaced my lovely slinky, skilled torture arm with a deformed, spasticated, white crispy Alien arti...
Posted by laura on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 09:25:00 PST