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hey.. right off the bat, i sleep a LOT. like 12-14 hours a day sorta "a lot" i have narcolepsy, don't feel sorry for me- it's a gift. as a result i'm technically a genius (MENSA.. yawn.. been there done that, just know i'm above 145 I.Q.. that's all i need to say).. because of my long hours of sleep, i spend most of my time in REM stage, i hit REM within 2-10 min where it takes the rest of you about 45 - 90 min to hit REM- our most productive/creative stage of sleep. i bypass the other stages for the most part. so i vibrate at a higher plane than odds are most of you are.don't hate, not everyone is born with a gift.

i'm also a practicing witch (for whatever that's worth) so don't fuck with me. my feet and hands are weapons so if you wanna have a boot party bring it, i kickbox. i don't start a fight, but i'm not afraid to finish it. please don't underestimate my small stature, i pack a mean one., but i'm a kitten if you can make me purr- i just don't take any shit.. that's all.

soy CUBANA por VIDA!!
I LOVE men in uniforms, men in the military or law enforcment officers. so that's me and if you hate cops or men that protect US in the united states.. then FUCK OFF.. keep that shit to yourself. they do what we wouldn't. and they keep us safe each nite.. give 'em some respect!!FUCK POLITICS!!I also really dig german skinhead guys.. hey.. it's a weakness that ALWAYS fucks me over..I spend a lot of time lately working on my website (thanks Jessica!!) www.EbonyFetishGoddess.com . I also adore writing and I write rubber fetish related articles for my friend's site LustLoveLatex.com . I love skateboarding (yeah my old ass still skates..got a problem.. it's all about old school baby!!)
I am an avid free diver & monofin swimmer (one fin that both feet attach to sorta like a dolphin tail)..I dig fetish modeling and kinky shit in general. I love my cuban heritage, i'm half cuban..the other half is black (no shit..lol). I do a bit of this..a bit of that.

I like driving way too fast on streets zoned way too slow(we need more raceways.) I like pissing outdoors when i go camping. I wish I'd wake up reincarnated as bettie page, but a girl can dream can't she? I think about a waist small enough for a guy to get his hands around, that would be neat. I'm tattooed & pierced, odd & spooky, morbid & a bit megalomaniacal at times, but aren't we all?

I am a true fetishist with too many to list here. i HATE clowns.. they freak me the FUCK out..if you're a clown.. i'm kicking your ass!

I love nascar, top fuel funny cars, NHRA, wearing "fuck me" boots, illegal street racing, fucking outdoors, driving fast, riding bitch, skinheads, licking tattoos, fishing, Rubber/latex, corsets, heels, body modifications, Tequila, my ever expanding boot collection, jealousy, cowboys, blood, tears etc. I'm a ceramic artist (utilitarian porcelain wheel throwing) but I welcome artists of all mediums. I like attending artsy events, but not elitist ones..give me salvage or performance art anyday. I collect wine & vintage champagne.I have narcolepsy (no i don't just fall out asleep..thats called cataplexy..i only have mild cataplexy so i won't just drop out asleep..lol i have about 5 min) & i'm a champion socialist tree hugger..No I'm not just another pretty face so save the *yo 'sup* for some other dumb bitch.

I gave a bum $1 yesterday and he told me to go buy him a beer. I did it. Does that make me a bum's bitch?

My Interests

fetish modeling, CURRENCY trading,, may your souls rest my 3 pet rats (Chato, Xochitl, Mixochitl), My rottweiler Blitzkrieg, monster trucks, corsets, tightlacing (corsetting my waist really tiny on a daily basis),moneyslaves, hiking, fast cars, bad boys, rednecks, artists, tattoos, piercings, fishnets & vintage lingerie, skinheads (trad, sharp, wp..i dont care, just be cool) punks, wearing rubber or fetishwear in public, traveling, Bad Boys, performance art, burningman, learning how to fire twril without catching my hair on fire, hypothetical planets, camping, crop circles, riding on the back of harleys, anything with flames on it, dukes of hazard, samba dancing, boots & boot worship, reading, sleeping under the stars, stop motion animation, shiny clothing/things, the simpsons, music (ska, punk, hardcore, drum&bass, oi!, surf rock, electronica ..blahblahblah), snowboarding, bungee jumping, free climbing, anything that gives me an adrenaline rush, piercings that give me an endorphine rush, skateboarding, grilling outside, spoken word, very high heels and being able to walk in them well, writing, long ass road trips, good conversation, political activism, bdsm, rubber and gasmasks...and spending too much time/money in bookstores, denny's at 2am, anarchist socialism, the far left, wrapping men around my finger, supporting unions, doing all the naughty things that i learned were bad for me in catholic school.

I'd like to meet:

Kurdt Kobain (yes he also spelled his name like this) Maynard, he's my GOD..jan svankmajer, Maynard from TOOL- he's a GOD to me. tony hawk, stephen hawking, stephen king, anyone named stephen..other trad skins, scott weiland & till lindeman (damn i'd fuck them BACKWARDS & havin 'em call me Mommy), brothers quay, sherriff, LAPD, SWAT.. ATF agents .. Marhsalls you name it. nikola tesla, COPS that like to fuck in their uniform.. johnny knoxville, steve o, chris pontius.. mm they're so hot & dorky..lol.. my gramma in the afterlife, salvador dali, your parents, the evil smurfette with black hair, steve english of DeMask..I get along with most people from prince to pauper although I prefer interaction with likeminded liberal weirdos. I'd like to connect with other narcoleptics or people who suffer from sleep disorders. If we don't get along its because I'm not putting forth the effort OR because something must be wrong with you (duh)..With that said, I'd like to connect with RubberLovers, Rubberists..etc..starving artists, Elvira Mistress of the Dark, other fetish models, photographers, gothy spooky folk, corset lovers, bettie page enthusiasts, queer-friendly straight folk..straight-friendly queer folk, people who know exactly where lost socks go in the dryer, submissives, fetishists, avid readers, dominants, a hot guy that rides a harley who happens to be in hollywood & have room on the back of his bike for me, any latex lovers, thinkers with fervor, stoners and people who kiss their dog or cat on the mouth.

either that or be a tattooed, pierced, hedonistic heathen who will probably do nothing but get me into trouble. If not, you better be law enforcement, i have a thing for cops and uniforms.

Music:

NIRVANA, TOOL (Maynard is a GOD), SLIPKNOT, GABBER! rotterdam terror corps, DJ dano, combat 84, Jimmie's Chicken Shack!!!!!! stomper 98, SPEEDCORE, DJ shitmat.. Pilsner Oiquell, Operace Artaban, any czech oi!, dropkick murphys, cockney rejects, god module, the ALLEY DUKES..reggaeton (latino reggae.. it kicks ass.. check it out) FILTER..donkey show, cattle decapitation, EMSCHERKURVE77, ministry,skaos,mighty mighty bosstones,voodoo glowskulls, 4skins, STP, the DOORS, suffer, velvet revolver, zepplin, bad religion, clutch, helmet, pearl jam, SNOT, a perfect circle, FAITH NO MORE, Mr. Bungle, oasis, possum dixon, danzig, old metallica (ya i said it, the new shit sucks.. st. anger is ok though) rage against the machine, temple of the dog, spy eye, elvis presley,rob zombie, korn (yeah like korn.. so fuckin what?)some 80's hair metal (sssh..at least i have the balls to admit it..lol), i'm sO GRUNGE (yeah. fuck off if you don't dig it too) tricky, butthole surfers, pantera, eek-a-mouse, BLIND MELON, hedPE, social distortion, johnny cash ('cause he's so cool dammit) bim skala bim, suicidal tendancies,madness, blue chateau, mister monster, potato 5, perkele, my buddy looks' DJing skills, hole (but fuck courtney love,)white zombie, the toasters, did i say grunge?, bad manners, primus, stray cats, jerry lee lewis, mudvayne, sepultura, voodoo glowskulls, mr. review, powerman5000, rev. horton heat,skatalites, static-x, my life with the thrill kill kult, kmfdm....other bands but I can't think of any more at the moment.

Movies:

most movies suck & I just fall asleep during them. My favourite is the lost boys (i KNOW i didn't hear anyone snickering over there..thats a bloody fine vampire movie.) I also like any stop motion by jan svankmajer or the brothers quay...i thought jackass was pretty funny. i tend to be person MOST people hate to go to the video store or movies with.at theatres i fall asleep (let me know if i snore oK?)..& when i go rent movies i always get documentaries, anything by the royal shakespeare company on dvd, cartoons, or art films so bear that in mind.

Television:

BURN IT!!!.. well..then douse the flames in time to watch the simpsons, king of the hill, family guy, american dad, southpark.. (then BURN IT again).. i like live theatre though. and Deadwood ROCKS!..lol thanks sue. oh.. and Jericho, i'm so addicted to that show

Books:

I tend to devour books. My favourite subjects are physics, astronomy, astrology, magick & witchcraft, cooking, herbalism, aromatherapy, serial killers, profiling, crop circles, celtic lore, mythology, paganism, secret societies, quantum mechanics, and languages (i'm primarily interested in dead or dying languages, but i've also studied several *living* languages as well.) I read a lot of dictionaries from several languages that I've studied. I also really enjoy reading the english unabridged dictionary. Anything by stephen king, books on taxonomy (scientific nomenclature) of marine organisms, Ya that probably cost Me some coolness points, but i'm semi contortionist..how many chicks can say that? eh? eh?

Heroes:

Suicidal Tendancies: Institutionalized

My Blog

nazitubbies = funny shit

ok.. i'm trying to read some emails here and like.. approve comments etcc.. change my video or whatever, and i ran across this video on you tube.LOL they're nazi tubbies!i hate teletubbies anyway beca...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Sat, 19 May 2007 02:11:00 PST

fuckin A

i made a long ass blog, apparently it's gone.it's about worms and trojan horses and myspace.i'll be arsed enough to deal with this shit later and retype it.i'll say this!myspace is shit lately.....
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Thu, 17 May 2007 11:55:00 PST

is t he coast clear?

i had to take a fucking myspace break. i couldn't take all that fucking SPAM!!!it was killing me seriously. it made the already horrid task of answering emails just simply unbearable. i counted one da...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 10:24:00 PST

spam, spam SPAM

i took a myspace break because of the spam. i CANNOT be arsed field through the shit.i went through 6 pages of my emails and no one for the most part were my friends. i have like page comments from pe...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Sun, 08 Apr 2007 03:52:00 PST

sorry but

yes, i have deleted a lot of comments lately. not that i hate you or that i think you suck. BUT.. i have lately had a LOT of spam.. like.. 60 a day sorta spam,sadly i got to the point i just del...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Tue, 27 Mar 2007 01:22:00 PST

ooooo look at me

i stumbled on this site while looking up face recognition on google and i ran across this site.being the narcissistic folks that hashaw and i are..lol we like so heart this site .ok.. i used 2 di...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Fri, 23 Mar 2007 01:30:00 PST

irish eyes are smiling

hey.. i LOVE this day.. it's the day that irish, half irish, quarter or 1/8 irish (like myself) gets to rep their irish blood!!of course i don't consider myself irish or even white. im black but...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 04:50:00 PST

Beware

the Ides of March.
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:23:00 PST

it's like time is speeding up yo

oye,, here is the deal.time speeds up.and not because i'm 30 or nothing, but i spoke with a friend of mine here in los feliz tonight.we click like legos and i've known him for about 9 years or so. tod...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Thu, 15 Mar 2007 02:52:00 PST

my bday

ok.. my birthday..whew.. where do i begin.first off.. i'm going to be candid as always, so stina, if you get shy or embarrassed.. no worries..lol this is just what happened. ok.. i'll give her a...
Posted by EbonyFetishGoddess on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 09:03:00 PST