About Me
I keep getting sent loads of invites to become myspace buddies with Americans who clearly haven't been lured in by my insipid, drippy brand of indie pop. As a result, I've started deleting all friend requests, as I haven't got the time to check them all. (Actually, I do have the time, but there are plenty of pointless tasks of my own choosing to be getting along with.) However, I'm a real friendly fucker, and not averse to making a new virtual pal here and there - and Americans, that includes you. So, if you'd like to be added to "my friends", just sent me message first, to prove you're not some kind of virtual myspace spam-monkey. ************************************************************
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*********** Here are some more old demos... ************************************************************
*********** I'd hoped to finish off the two that I was working on recently, but my studio is currently going rusty in a leaking garage in Bounds Green, along with most of the other shite that I've accumulated over the years. Of course I've managed to become entirely bored of the new tracks in the interim, so there's every chance that they may languish alongside the many hours of incomplete recordings that comprise my legendary unreleased debut album. ************************************************************
*********** In the meantime, here are some other old demos. They're both about the same girl, at different points in time, "...New World" being my paean to new love, whilst "Save Me" is a self-pitying whinge from an ex-crap boyfriend, bemoaning the fact that she took my dumping of her seriously. Typical of my narcissism, it fails to address my culpibility for the break-up, assuming that the mere opportunity to "save me" would be reason enough for her to run back with open arms, and revive the failed relationship. Tyrone Davis's "Can I Change My Mind?" evokes such a post-dumping regret scenario with far more humour and panache, but he did take 52 seconds more to make the point. I'm currently working on the final installment, entitled "She's Dead to Me (and I Never Fancied Her Much Anyway)".
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HELP! Could someone tell me how to stop this page from looking so shite?
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Lastly, Merry Winterval and Happy Holidays to all my friends, whatever your ethnic make-up or religious persuasion. Let's make sure that 2007 CE, 1428 AH, 5767 or The Year of the Dog is the most special and inclusive year so far.
