Chuck, chuck bobuck,banana ramama fo fuc...ah dam!

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ARE YOU READY!!!! THE HOTTEST MYSPACE IN THE WORLD.........is probally somewhere else. But, mine is pretty cool huh?? OK, ok, a little cool? Ahh shit take it for what its worth sheeze. Anyway, its mine! Dadadaadadadadada (insert cheesey announcer voice here) And now its time for.....Married and not looking for love but hoping to meet some funny cool new people game. Contestant number one, please tell us about yourself. (insert my cheesey voice here) Hi im Chuck, from Dubuque, Iowa. Im married to a total hottie named Lyn, hi honey!!, and we have 5 kids!! Im hoping to make some new friends from the area, so if you like laughing, having fun, and just wanna meet new people, pick me!!! Oh yeah, I am in no way looking for a fuck buddy or a lover, so if thats your game, you need to move along little partner! I love all things 80's, and metal, playing guitar, goofing with my family, working, drawing, baking (i swear im gonna open a new bakery soon) and way to much other crap to list. If you wanna see me spank the monkey, please go to my site, www.yeah-right-dream-on.sex. Please join, the money will help put shoes on my kids this winter! (I just had to do that, dont you hate it when someone wants you to be their friends and all they really want is for you to join their porn site,fucking LOSERS!!) Thats about it, now go check out the rest of my myspace. go. what are you waiting for? sheeze. GO!! MOVE!! NOW!!! ok, im tired of yelling do what you want. ya still there? hello? ahhh come back!!!

My Interests

Martial arts, laughing, making people laugh, mexican midgets dressed up like elves with a bottle of viraga in one hand and a bottle of lube in the other, Telecasters ROCK!!!!, metal, 80s hair metal, lesbians, shaved clams, lesbians with shaved clams, lesbians whose clams have yet to be shaved but one shaves the others clam while palying with her yet to be shaved clam.
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I'd like to meet:

Ok heres my thing. I really like movie stars, tv stars, musicans, but damn, im not gonna kill myself trying to meet them. I mean come on, they are people just like us, but they can do something better like act or play music better (ok plus they make a shitload of more money than us), so to me they are just human and if I ever meet someone I like, say, Joe Satriani, Steve Vai, Jim Carey, Jet Li or any famous folks, im just gonna be cool. If I get my picture with them and tell them I like their work, thats cool. Then I'll TOTALLY SCREAM LIKE A LITTLE SCHOOLGIRL AND RIP THEIR CLOTHES OFF AND RUN LIKE HELL, THEN SELL THE CLOTHES ON EBAY AND POST THE PICTURES ON MYSPACE, AND RUB IT IN YOUR FACE!! HAHAHAHAHAHA THEN THE CLOTHES WILL SELL FOR MILLIONS AND ILL BE RICH AND SO MOVE TO HOLLYWOOD AND HANG WITH THE STARS I RIPPED THE CLOTHES OFF OF AND WE'LL LAUGH WHILE YOU ALL SIT AT HOME WISHING YOU COULD BE COOL TOO! HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHHAHAHHA ITS SO GONNA HAPPEN!! Ok the drugs kicked in....what was I saying...oh yeah... so if I ever meet famous people, no big woop.

Music:

Big head bobs bunt cakes, 3 fingers out, tang so podo, one handed clap, Gaper kings, 5 finger death punch, Ham of the rich, Pam andersons left boob, River trout, Laughing in the back seat, staring at the moon, 75 watt light bulbs, you know all the big names!!
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Movies:

Television:

Boston Legal, Gene Simmons Family jewels, Pimp my Clam,

Books:

How to get rich stealing from other people, Hair weaving-the new style, So you wanna wear parchute pants?, Wanna know how to tell im a boy, I beat anorexia By Rosie Odonnel.

Heroes:

My mom and wife

My Blog

WWE ROCKED!!!!!

I would like to to thank the WWE for a great show tonight in Dubuque! The place was packed!! (Thanks Dubuque and the surrounding area for coming out in numbers, maybe this will make them come ba...
Posted by Chuck, chuck bobuck,banana ramama fo fuc...ah dam! on Sun, 29 Oct 2006 10:01:00 PST