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What the Fluckin' Ruck!

About Me

Whaz ^ Cornbread Chilli Dog! I have a rhyme that comes in a riddle! Whats round on the ends and high in the middle? OHIO!! OH and I hate UR SHITTY BAND!!! I also hate U bands that post adds on other bands pages just to promote yourself. If UR a band and know nothing about the bands that I have listed as my friends, please du not try to add me as UR friend. Look at those cunts on Mtv with cars, cribs, rings and shit! Is that what being celeberty means? I am allergic to UR Mtv. Image and money should have nothing to do with the music. I like Van Halen not Van Hagar. Van Halen went from making music for the rebellious teen with David Lee Roth to making music for the middleage adult with Sammy Hagar. Don't give me that shit about getting older. Its all about personality. I hate Lynard Skynard with a passion. They R hippacrates. OK, 1970 during the civil rights movement. Neil Youngs album After the Goldrush with the song Southern Man was released. Ol' Neil was all for it. Well supposely Skynard was pissed about this and turn around and wrote UR fan Favorite Sweet Home Alabama. Then they said that they are not prejudice and are big Neil Young fans. BULLSHIT! When U write a song, it should be about sumthn U believe in. Don't make up stupid shit for the simple mind to relate to. Music is a art, most people forget that. It should not be a business for making millions of dollars. Being successful is not how much money U make. If U record sumthn that U R happy with for the art of it or to get UR message across, thats being successful.I also hate Pink Floyds the Wall. Listen to it more carefully. Its their Disco album. When I think of Pink Floyd, I think of Piper at the Gates of Dawn, Ummagumma, More Soundtrack, Adam Heart Mother,Obsured by Clouds and Meddle. What makes Darkside of the Moon so great is that it goes with everything that goes on in the movie the Wizard of Oz when played together. I refuse to drink Coors Light. Their commercials promote young guys that can't get laid. Then I hate the Man Show that use to be on Comedy Central. It was a show for middleage men that can't get laid anymore. Also if Ur a slut and want to add me as Ur friend I'll take a gander, but when I'm done I'll deny U! If U R offended by me U'll have that. My favorite thing to say is if I wanted to hear a asshole, I would fart! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~ MELVINS~ Civilized WormBattles- Atlas ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~Your results:
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My Interests

My addictions include music, art, reading, sports and drinking Pabst Blue Ribbon. Hanging out with my cool friends and going to shows in Columbus. I enjoy collecting CD's and vinyls. Oh yes, they still make vinyls.(FUCK CDs vinyls R the best!)My CD collection is at 1600 plus and counting, and over 300 vinyls.~Artist Salvador Dali, Tobin Sprout, Robert Pollard, Dave Cintron, Frank Kozik, Makie Osborne, Camille Rose Garcia and fuckn' Derek Hess! ~COLLECTING SPORTS MEMABRELILA (MOSTLY FOOTBALL AND BASEBALL) ~COLLECTING STICKERS ~WATCHING CARTOONS ~MYSPACE ---FOOD--- ~MOUNTAIN DEW ~PIZZA AND BEER (HOUNDDOGS AND PBR) ~MEXICAN FOOD ~SEAFOOD (I SEE FOOD AND I EAT IT) ~COCOA PEBBLES ~STRING CHEESE ---BEER!--- ~PABST BLUE RIBBON ~STRUAB ~ROLLING ROCK (GREEN DEATH) ~MICKEYS ~BLUE MOON ~DOGFISH HEAD ~IF I HAVE TO BUSCH LIGHT, BUT I PERFER BUSCH WITH HAIR ~GETTING BLITZ ON SCHLITZ ---SPORTS--- ~CLEVELAND INDIANS ~OHIO STATE BUCKEYES ~KENTUCKY WILDCATS ~MIAMI DOLPHINS ~DENVER BRONCOS ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~


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I'd like to meet:

Anyone who is not a poser! ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~A-FRAMES~Experiment" cols="40" rows="4"

Music:


Blues- Old R&B & Soul- Some classic rock- Some Progressive Rock- Freak Beat- Psychedelic- Acid & Stoner Rock- Glam Rock- Pre-Punk- Punk (not the shit u see on MTV)- Post-Punk- Some New Wave- New Wave British Metal- Speed & Thrash Metal- Grunge- Sludge & Ambient- Desert Rock- Alternative- Power Pop- Garage Rock- Indie Rock- Math Rock- Experimental- Noise- Other- Johnny Cash- and Bon Scott playing the bag pipes(AC/DC). So basically anything thats not on MTV. Every now and then a good band pops up on Mtv but chances R I knew them B4 U. I will not elaberate on this because there R rules. So either U get it or U suck. So if you realize that U are deluded in your musical sensabilities, be sure to check out my videos listed under my favorites and bands that I have listed as my friends. Check back often for new downloaded song and video profiles on myspace. I do like 2 culture the open minded ones. ~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~~

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Movies:

My all time favorite, Whats Eating Gilbert Grape. I love Horror, Comedy, Fantasy and war movies. And movies that really make U think. I love all Mel Brooks and Quentin Tarantino flims.James Bond, Star Wars, Lord of the Rings, Braveheart,Shawshank Redemption, Halloween, Godzilla movies,TRON, Dead Men Don't Wear Plaid, The Life Aquatic, Clerks,The Toy,The Big Lebowski,Kingpin and cheesy black and white horror movies. All movies based on the DC and Marvel comic books except Daredevil. Yes, technology has improved over the years with making movies along with every thing else. But they don't make movies like they use to for the most part. A lot of the story lines and plots are lame. You have the lack of creativity like your mainstream music. It seems like all they do these days is remake old movies or steal the basic concept from them. And news flash! Keuna Reeves is a terrible actor. He was only good in one movie, Bill and Teds Adventure. I don't care who you are. You didn't have to act to play a role in that movie.And as far back to my earliest childhood memory, Eugene Levy has been in almost every damn movie! SPACEBALLS

Television:

I hate TV. Its all reality Bullshit any more. I rather pay attention to what goes on in my life. Not someone elses. So I really don't watch too much of it. The only good channels 2 watch R ESPN, Comedy Central, History channel, Discovery Channel, Science Channel, and the Sci-Fi channel.The greatest shows ever R the Simpsons, Beavis and Butt-Head, Conan O'brian, Kids in the Hall, Mr. Show Sports Center, Thundercats,the original Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtles cartoon, any of the Spiderman cartoons, Cowboy Bebop, Space Ghost Coast 2 Coast, The Brak Show, AquaTeenHungerForce,Man vs. Wild, Myth busters

Books:

Whatever's cleverBrian Posehn~ Metal By Numbers

Heroes:

First on my list is my Dad. Secondly the following musicians: Neil Young (the grandaddy of rock,the greatest song writer ever. He is a little bit of every thing. I don't care to much for his adult comtemperary stuff but its good for what it is. My favorite is every thing that he has done with Crazy Horse), Robert Pollard (the greatest song writer that u don't know) & Tobin Sprout ( who should be famous for his art alone), Pete Townshend (even if he is a pedafile he's still a great song writer), Buzz Osborne ( the most warped and twisted person to ever walk this earth) & Dale Crover (His style of drumming is like a retard bashing at the drum kit while wearing womens gardening gloves), The Stooges, Mission of Burma, Steve Albini(Has been in legendary bands and pretty much every thing that he records and produces turns to gold to me anyways), Ian Mackaye, Greg Dulli( when you want to talk about love, betrayal and depression it doesn't get better than this) and George Harrisson (the under rated Beatle)... Bob and Doug McKenzie(from the great white north)And that guy that invented string cheese!Salvador Dali

My Blog

Seattle Bands

First of all, FUCK Pearl Jam, Alice n Chains, Stone Temple Pilots and (Mainstream) Soundgarden!! Pearl Jam wishes that they were Mother Love Bone. One of the best Seattle bands, Mother Love Bone&...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Thu, 10 May 2007 08:32:00 PST

U2

..> ..> ..> ..> U2 hasn't released anything good since 1984's  The Unforgetable Fire. This is one band that I have long lost respect for. The first three albums Boy, October and War are g...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Wed, 25 Apr 2007 07:58:00 PST

Baracuda

Fuck the song Baracuda by Heart. Esp. fuck Hearts 80's stuff. Anywho I have a real problem with the song Baracuda. Listen to the bass line. They're ripping off Led Zeppelin. It is so Black Dog fr...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:46:00 PST

The Jesus Lizard

The Jesus Lizard is one of the greatest bands ever. David Yow is such an unique vocalist.The Head and Pure EPs, the albums Goat and Liar are brillant. The album Down is OK, but you can really hea...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 07:33:00 PST

What NASCAR really means

(N)on (A)thletic (S)port (C)entered (A)round (R)ednecks  
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 08:56:00 PST

The Beatles

One argument is who is the greatest band of all time. Is it the Beatles or Led Zeppelin. Well I have other ideas, but as far as mainstream I would have to say Zeppelin. They were great song writers an...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Sun, 15 Apr 2007 12:03:00 PST

AC/DC

..> When I think of AC/DC, I think of Bon Scott. One of the greatest frontmans of all time. He had a unique voice. His replacement Brian Johnson is the only person that I know that sounds the closes...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Sat, 14 Apr 2007 06:47:00 PST

The Who

..> ..> The Who is one of the greatest bands of all time. After owning all their albums and knowing all the words to the their songs I realized one thing. Roger Daltry is a rapest. But its OK, be...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:44:00 PST

Led Zeppelin's album Presence

..> ..> Released in late1976, Presence was Zeppelins most important album. It is also one of my favorites. Second to Coda. After their 1975 world tour, the band took a break and while on vac...
Posted by *=>ZACH<=* on Wed, 11 Apr 2007 06:32:00 PST