Eurofags |
I've been in Europe for a few weeks. I've learned that they switch the A, W, M, and Z on their keyboards around, slowing my typing speed from 50 WPM to about 4.
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Posted by McDanza on Fri, 01 Dec 2006 12:10:00 PST |
My flesh has been torn asunder, part II |
Yeah, so I just wrote about 7 paragraphs of part II and then my computer froze. I'll try again, though it probably won't be quite so eloquent.
So, there I was, in the back of the ambulance, lyin...
Posted by McDanza on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 10:07:00 PST |
My flesh has been torn asunder, part I |
This is a sad tale involving public transportation, copious amounts of blood, and hideous disfigurement.
Last Friday, I was on my way into the city after work, getting ready for a night of splendid fu...
Posted by McDanza on Wed, 11 Jan 2006 06:10:00 PST |
10,000 Horses |
We've got the power of 10,000 horsesThere are enough of us to fill up the skiesThe noises we generate will fill up the meadowsThe flesh that we leave behind will feed the fliesWe've got the powe...
Posted by McDanza on Fri, 14 Oct 2005 12:49:00 PST |
another song about buildings and food. |
Yesterday, on my lunch break, I waltzed down to the cafeteria to purchase some food. Apparently, I'd had a momentary lapse, failing to recall that I had only a dirty pair of dollars in my pocket. Af...
Posted by McDanza on Wed, 28 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST |
It's my destitude! |
Upon making my first of what should have been many 7-11 trips today, I realized I have a mere 76 dollars in my bank account. This poses a problem, as it costs me 16 dollars per day to get to and...
Posted by McDanza on Sat, 24 Sep 2005 01:27:00 PST |
Boneliness |
Shit. Q and Not U's last show is tonite with supersystem at Knitting Factory and I dont think I can go. I have to work really early in the morning and I dont think my body can handle 2 hou...
Posted by McDanza on Tue, 20 Sep 2005 06:17:00 PST |
A Distorted Reality Is Now A Necessity to be Free |
i'm floating in a black balloono.d. on easter afternoonmy mama told me "baby stay clean,there's no in between"and all you ladies and you gentlemenbetween is all you've ever seen or beenfit poorly and ...
Posted by McDanza on Wed, 14 Sep 2005 08:31:00 PST |
Flawless Victory! |
Today this dude/bro at work told me what a "flawless victory" is. Apparently, I was mistaken in my belief that it's when you beat your opponent without taking a hit in Mortal Kombat. A fla...
Posted by McDanza on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
Roll a cheerio down a hill. |
It's just dawned on me that I've forgotten to eat for 36 hours. Who "forgets" to eat? I wish steak got you drunk. Or beer contained nutrients. Allright, i'm gonna go get some n...
Posted by McDanza on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST |
