An immigrant from former USSR
Slight russian accent
Can't spell
Learned to speak English by listening to Howard Stern
Have a great family and kids
Gay guys in SF refer to me as "hot"
Stand up comedy is what makes me tick ( or gets my goat going,or rocks my boat...)
My Interests
Stand up comedy
writing
Reading
Finger painting
Stearing at my belly button
Counting money before and after I pay my bills
I'd like to meet:
Gearge Carlin, Dave Shapelle
George Bush and Osama Who? and get them all shitfased drunk.
