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Ali Mafi

About Me

I'm Ali. You probably already know me. Yes honey, I am a celebrity.What?No, I am not that fat guy from the Mighty Ducks. Good Lord...My name is Ali Mafi, I am a Stand Up Comic and student from San Francisco. I'm the worlds only funny gay, fat, Muslim. (The other gay fat Muslims are soooooo unfunny). I enjoy reading...pornographic magazines, watching television...that includes naked people, and long walks on the beach...that end in butt sex. I'm a super liberal (can ya tell?) who hates Bush...because I'm from San Francisco and its the LAW. I enjoy good friends...I LOVE JANICE...but not in a hetero disgusting way. I have a bunch of shows coming up so message me and I'll get you the details. Only for people with sense of humor...all others, please report to any sanctioned USF event.Let's see..., what else, what else...hmmm I guess that's all for now.Wanna hear my comedy? Thought So! Check it out: www.alimafi.comI edited my profile at Freeweblayouts.net , check out these Myspace Layouts!

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

The Cho, The Griffen, and of course, the Perez Hilton (He's Hot!).Britney for sure, just so I could ask her, "Bitch you coul choose from any man in America and you picked him?!?! Shit, even my fat faggoty ass wouldn't fuck him..."LFO...just so I could point and laugh at them.O-town...(See Above).Richard Pryor...RIPand the Lohan...oh oh oh, and the Tyra too!

My Blog

American Idol Week 1

Excluding Lakisha and Melinda (where's her neck?), the show is really lacking. Here's the rundown... 1. Brandon Rogers (The hot black guy with the fro) American Idol 101...DO NOT, under any circumstan...
Posted by on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 22:20:00 GMT