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XBettieBootCactusWhoreX

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About Me



-WHOS FACE YOU LASHING NOW?-
Amsterdam.
Booze
MY CUNT
Flannies
Neck kisses
Coffee
Insomnia
1940's horror flicks late night on sbs
Theatre
Writing drunken lyric
The Ocean
Use ORANGE tick-tacks to bribe me.
My Gibson
Western Flicks
Insane yet sound
Tibetan culture
Carnal
Impatient
Drinking 'Mother'
Expression
Narcotics
Boots
Just. Freaking. Chill.
If you dislike me,
Define your reason.
Most likely your wrong
Its better to confront someone
Say 'Hey you stupid bitch, what gives?'
I will then speak shit,
& it will make more sense than-
the assumptions you make.
I want more piercings
Work is really tight
I should leave
I want to invent my own Beer
Coronas will have nothing on it'.
I speak words and keep thoughs as they are
I dig people. Mainly because Im okay at empathy.
I even find myself liking-
..certain people who have done me wrong.
I want to cut up all the sections,
Loss hope fear bitchy drunk freak show,
& mash them into one peice of thought
& write it down. Most likely it will read:
Psyched.
I sit back and observe.
Before diving head-first
My diet is poor, but comforting
I make necklaces occasionally
What is a polite way to say 'fuck you'?


My Interests

-Dutch Beer
-Tuk shoes
-Jaguar Pythons
-Byron Bay
-Amsterdam
-Tattoos
-Facial piercings
[though work is conservative]
-Conservation
-Tibetan culture
-Gingerbread coffins
-Giant fat dogs
-The Dandy Warhols [my religion]
-Texas
-Cowboy boots
-Pot noodles
-Absurd theatre
-Scotish Comedians
-Gibsons
-The ocean
-Knitted beanies
-Leopards
-Frankie Magazine
-Cultural movement Dadaism
-Cabaret
-Pool parties
-Talking shit

I'd like to meet:

Calamity Jane
Feels like..

Music:

Tiger Army, Archie Bronson Outfit, Escape The Fate, The Audreys, B 52's Bikini Kill, Horrorpops, Blonde Redhead, Bjork, Bob Dylan, The Brian Jonestown Massacre, The Bruises, I killed the Prom Queen, Black Diamond Heavies, Breech, Carole King, The Chemical Brothers, The Clash, Coheed and Cambria, The Greencards, Cobra Killer, Combichrist, Cranberries, The Cure, Dagger, The Dandy Warhols, Darkest Hour, DAVID BOWIE, Detroit Cobras, The Dear Hunter, Depeche Mode, The Dirtmitts, The Distillers, Dresden Dolls, Elk City, Etta James, The English Panther, Foo Fighters, Goldfrapp, The Grates, Havilah, Heartless Bastards, Immortal Lee County Killers, Jeff Buckley, John Buttler Trio, Joy Division, Kate Havnevik, Kings of Leon, Ladytron, Laura Veirs, Linda Strawberry, Little Birdy, LoveLikeFire, May This House be Safe from Tigers, Madina Lake, Marilyn Manson, The Martini's, MilkRoceras, The Misfits, Mudhoney, Muse, New York Dolls, AlexisOnfire, Nine Inch Nails, Nirvana, Occulta, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Pretty Girls Make Graves, Pixies, The Wreckers, Propellerheads, Rasputina, Rick Bain, Rob Zombie, Shirley Bassy, Spindrift, Smashing Pumkins, Talking Heads, Tilly & The Wall, Trost, Urge Overkill, The View, VnV Nation, Wolf & Cub, Wolf Parade, Yeah yeah yeahs....um..yeah.

Movies:

Life Aquatic, Darjeeling Limited, Amelie, Pans Labyrinth, Edward Scissorhands, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Vol 1 & 2, Girl Interrupted, Sin City, Mirror Mask, Sleepy Hollow, Spring, Summer Autumn Winter & Spring, Fight Club, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon, House of Flying Daggers, Kung Fu Hustle, Memoirs of a Geisha [read the book first], Fight club [read book first], Labyrinth [David Bowie in tight pants, oh yes], Lady in The Water, Unbreakable, Sixth sense, Moulin Rouge, Strictly Ballroom, Romeo & Juliet, Elizabeth, Veronica Guerin, Virginia Wolf, The Devil wears Prada [yes, only for Meryl Streeps performance], Prime [Meryl Streep AND Uma Thurman], A Series of Unfortunate Events [bombed, but I thought it was brilliant, again Meryl Streep], Music of the Heart [M.S], Death Becomes Her [M.S], All About Eve, Jezebel, Now Voyager, Whatever Happened to Baby Jane, Roman Holiday, The Morning Benders, Breakfast at Tiffany's, My Fair Lady, The African Queen, Guess Whos Coming to Dinner, Butch Cassidy and The Sundance Kid, Rebecca and now for some more films made after the 1960's Silence of the Lambs, As Good as it Gets, Pirates, Perfume [read book first! he describes scent perfectly its so prevocative], The Prestige, The Notorious Bette Page, And Inconvenient Truth, Strummer..

Television:

Black Books, Heroes, Desperate Housewives, The Chasers...

Books:

The Girl Who walked home alone [Bette Davis biography], Blood of Dreams, Perfume, The Book of Loss, Anne Mcaffrey -White Dragon, Secret Life of bees, Hamlet~, Magician series, Zadi Smith novels, Feel free to suggest some rad reads quirky/demented characters and an obscene plot please.

Heroes:

Angelique Houtkamp..awesome tattoist in Amsterdam..Bette Davis.. I turn into her when Im drunk.
Meryl Streep. A true modern day actress.
Remedios Varos..Alice Rahon....
& other Surrealist/Dada artists...
also the feminine sultry works of Gustov Klimt & Toulouse Lautrec.
1920's starlett Peggy Shannon,
Audrey Hepburn, Edith Piaf. My beautiful mutt dawg.

My Blog

Please dont:

-Please dont send me Myspace msgs at 2am on a Saturday night saying 'yo, fuck mehhh, Im horned lets make owt' note: The lone reason I would be home at 2am on a Saturday night/morning on Myspace is bec...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 09:54:00 PST

Dagger, snake, green tea, candy floss.

Im quite fucking happy. Yep yep. Just stuff feels lighter. I feel more in control. I have ’dont fuck with me’ shoes. Its cool. My only concern is Im feeling abit fat.. need to stop this di...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Wed, 09 Apr 2008 06:09:00 PST

....Maybe a dog wouldn’t leave you.

Yo. A blog. Firstly would like to thank the media for putting so much shit on tv that I cringe at. Voting fat people off shows just really takes us back to the primate cave man stage of fuck-dom.Secco...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 06 Apr 2008 07:08:00 PST

Grocery list:

*Suimin Pot noodles. Oriental Chicken and Thai Laksa.*Milk. Full cream. None of this watery crap.*Ugg boots that do not have coffee and wine stains on them*Those magnet sticky note pads that are gener...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 05:23:00 PST

More real to us than stealth.

Intoxicate the mind to ease it of its normal function Im sorry its not good enough.Am I appologising because its what you need to hear to make this seem anything more real more tangible than one, sing...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 23 Mar 2008 06:01:00 PST

Waiting in a carpark... to listen to you drink me.

The backdrop is cold. Hands in pockets, screaming inside your head. You hug yourself because you know he wont.. & if he did, it would just be awkward.. Like water rolling off a leaf, you know its goin...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Fri, 21 Mar 2008 10:02:00 PST

Fucking FREE TIBET already!

If the media paints tibet out to be savages I will fucking SPEW.This is the anniversary of their 1959 riots inwhich THOUSANDS of tibetans were MURDERED not ’killed’ but disgustingly murder...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 16 Mar 2008 01:21:00 PST

..to ease a fermented heart.

You will need:-One slab of Jarlzberg swiss cheese.-One bottle of Monteregio di Massa Marittim, preferably Ampeleia, or simply a cool red wine with a quirky label. -One pair of fluffy leopard slippers-...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 09 Mar 2008 06:07:00 PST

10 Things I hate about POO.

Firstly, this will be brief, as I am in, a state... of mind...   1. Fucking horrible washer-upperer. Creates more mess in the sink than was on the plates in the first place. Can often be found us...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sat, 08 Mar 2008 08:07:00 PST

TITS.

I am sat on this tweed chair....Flat lemonade I drinks me in...thousands of miles... travels.. Amsterdam.. Venice.. costumes.. the delicacy of being....to return-eth to, exactly what I left..... some ...
Posted by XBettieBootCactusWhoreX on Sun, 24 Feb 2008 07:59:00 PST