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whipped-butter

I'll go straight to your ass

About Me

I'm a dairy product, I'm kind of fat and I love dry toast. There are no real substitutes.
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My Interests

Breakfast, astrobiological assumptions, hydrothermal-vent worms, hemidemisemiquavers, lunch, 3x23, Turkish Camel Spiders, $1 in nickles, taxidermicological rejects and Dinner.

I'd like to meet:

People who like a little flavor and don't mind if their left arm tingles. And I've never met a lobster bib I didn't like. So if you're a lobster bib... uhh. Oh and pilates instructors, I'd love to get my hands on those butter bashing bastards.

Music:

May your days be Barry and bright And may all your Christmases be White.

Movies:

The Butter Battle Book(1989), The Peanut Butter Solution(1985), Butter and Egg man(1934), and Porn

Television:

I love the commercials

Books:

I'm OK You're OK, and All Creatures Great and Small

Heroes:

Thunderbubble, the Churners and the Burners