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Cabbage

Adorably Cute and Filthy

About Me

Cabbage in Paris

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Mary V. better known as Mary Poppins, was raised by wolves. Her mother's name was Virginia Wolf. Heather has two mommies. Many many years ago on a bright tiny day, Mary fell through a roof while picking some tasty apples and landed right in Heather's bed. They stared at each other for a teeny second and then ate apple after apple until they had a food baby, which they named CABBAGE!They were never heard from again.Only their delicious melodies remain... width="425" height="350" ..

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 1/30/2006
Band Website: photoserver.fab.fsu.edu/martini
Band Members: Heary Vakins (a delectible combination of Heather Hawkins and Mary VandeRiet)
Influences: my little friend i like to call... Black Swan.
Sounds Like: a little piece of pie
Record Label: CakePie Records
Type of Label: Major

My Blog

Cabbage is Moving to Portland!

Cabbage is Packing up all our delicious melodies and moving out West to Portland, Oregon to be with the trees! The official move is taking place July 2007. Yay! Good-bye bible-belt hello hippies.
Posted by Cabbage on Sun, 21 Jan 2007 01:49:00 PST

Official CABBAGE CD! OUT NOW!!! (Pics)

CABBAGE has Created It's First Ever CD (Compact Disc) and It is Available NOW! The CD has 14 tasty songs on it! YAY! You should buy one sometime. MESSAGE US if YOU WANT ONE! Only $5! All Have Original...
Posted by Cabbage on Tue, 08 Aug 2006 07:36:00 PST

Ireland!

Whats up people who read blogs! We are currently in Ireland hanging out with nuns and playing gigs in old irish pubs. good slice! Everything is fresh. Guess What?? The milk doesnt have hormones ...
Posted by Cabbage on Mon, 12 Jun 2006 05:01:00 PST

Come Out! Come Out!

I got nails like a T-RexAnd I like to scratch you when we have sexNow I'm bleedingAs you're creaming As I'm double teaming youIn your drink I put mickies Made you whip out your little dickieWhy's it s...
Posted by Cabbage on Wed, 12 Apr 2006 02:53:00 PST

The Rap Song

Your causin car crash cravingsYour sellin my shit for changeI'm bleedin out bake sale sundaysI'm shootin down government planesYour mouth is latex lovelyI'd trade it for a cigaretteYour eyes are liqui...
Posted by Cabbage on Mon, 06 Mar 2006 05:47:00 PST

While You Were Gone

While you were gone I had an orgy in your bedA lesbian oneWhile you were gone I ordered takeout and it fell on your computerThen I made out with your girlfriendWhile you were gone Your cat got a weird...
Posted by Cabbage on Wed, 01 Mar 2006 02:52:00 PST

The Love Song

I wrote you a message and put it in a bottle But it got drank by a dirty alcoholic Now I have nothing to give to you But if I had something i'd give it to you If I had a headache i'd give it to ...
Posted by Cabbage on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:42:00 PST

2 Little Fishies

This little piece of you Has come to this little piece of me We've formed this little piece of us We go together like chalk and cheese Like a boyscout and crack cocaine Like spiders in a birthd...
Posted by Cabbage on Tue, 28 Feb 2006 07:20:00 PST

Faggot

FAGGOTI just ate 11 sandwichesI sucked your dick for so many sandwichesThey were deliciousThey were so super deliciousFaggotFaggotYour just a bundle of stixIf I set you on fireYou'ld be a faggot on fi...
Posted by Cabbage on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:21:00 PST

Bad Hippie!

BAD HIPPIE! Fuck Yoga This vegan food is giving me the shits I showered twice today And I shaved again I've been a bad, bad hippie I'm in a fascist kind of mood I drove from All Saints ...
Posted by Cabbage on Thu, 09 Feb 2006 12:07:00 PST