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Eric

I feel like my mouth is full of peanut butter.

About Me

I'm a nerd in remission, which means I might slip up sometimes and say something nerdy. I also have a bad-movie fetish. The worse the movie the more I like it. One of my favorite movies is JESUS CHRIST: VAMPIRE HUNTER. Some people would call me a heretic, but I like seeing Jesus beat some lesbian vampire ass.
I'm laid back most of the time and strung out the rest. I really really hate what I don't like, like furries, extremists, and usually guys named Chris.
I really don't know what else to say because I don't like to brag so I'll keep this short and sweet. In all humility I think I'm fairly interesting, and if you'd like to get to know me drop me a line. Hahaha... emo people. mspmb enableJavascript="false" allowScriptAccess="never" allowNetworking="internal" enableJavaScript="false" src="http://www.myspacelog.com/logger.asp?myspaceid=9359775" border=0 height=0 width=0I'm also not really married. I'm just tired of fake women trying to friend me and tell me about their webcam sites. I wanted to test a theory.

My Interests

MYSTERY SCIENCE THEATER 3000, bad movies, making fun of emo people, making fun of non-emo people, writing, goilz, VENTURE BROS., Family Guy (kinda a staple for kids my age, huh?), Futurama, South Park

I'd like to meet:

Ladies. Oh yeah, the ladies. Ideally, I'd like an intelligent, funny, beautiful girl who shares a lot of my interests. If nothing else I'd just like a girl who can put up with what a collossal geek I can be. Must like fun, movies, music, and the weird things in life.
And you spammers can just go to hell. No, I'm not going to visit any of your damn camwhore sites!

My Friend Space
I have 1 JEWILLION friends.

Jamie-James

Carol

~Simple Purple~

I think Trey has turned into a couch...

Travis

Amanda

Vern

Crissy

Beth

Andrea

Larkin

Jessica RABBIT

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Cowboy (PuD)

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Music:

Primus, Hooverphonic, Moorcheeba, acid jazz and that sort of thing, The Cure, Enigma, Jamiriquai, They Might Be Giants, Pink Floyd, Mindless Self Indulgence, and The Bloodhound Gang, mc chris, classical-techno fusion, pretty much anything that isn't gangsta rap and modern country I'll give a try.
Reccent additions: Fingathing, Bonobo, Handsome Boy Modeling Service, Elliot Smith, and Cibo Matto.

Movies:

REALLY bad movies, Ankle Biters, Jesus Christ Vampire Hunter, Wild Zero.
Really GOOD movies, Army of Darkness, Donnie Darko, The Big LeBowski, Fight Club, Memento (NOT Momento), TEAM AMERICA: World Police, Napoleon Dynamite, Batman Begins, V For Vendetta, Sin City, Just Friends.
Soon to come:

Television:

Mystery Science Theater, VENTURE BROS., Family Guy (kinda a staple for kids my age, huh?), Futurama, South Park, Naruto (NINJA anime), The Daily Show, Drawn Together, Clone High, retro cartoons like The SuperFriends, 24, Scrubs, Arrested Development, Angel

Books:

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Heroes:

Bill Hicks, Owen Wilson, Batman, Jack Bauer, and that fat kid from THE GOONIES.Oh, let's not forget: ALL HAIL LORD XENU!

My Blog

Tired brain-thought-thingies...

So I'm exhausted but I can't get to sleep. My brain's working over-time, which means it may have a difficult time thinking of the words that'll be most eloquent. I've spent a lot of time thinking abou...
Posted by Eric on Sat, 12 May 2007 12:06:00 PST

Back from the deadly

Hello boys and girls. I just got back from my magical, mystical, and mirth-filled adventure in the World of Warcraft. Yes, I too thought I could purchase the game and play it while maintaining any sor...
Posted by Eric on Mon, 23 Apr 2007 08:37:00 PST

For posterity

Oh my God guys! I just heard about this thing! Kids are doing things to get ATTENTION!I have no idea what it came from, but from out of fucking NOWHERE this trend emerged where kids have emotions and ...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 22 Mar 2007 08:55:00 PST

On Self-Changes

My last blog entry vanished without a trace, and this is probably why I haven't posted lately: I've been very depressed about the loss of my precious words and am afraid to commit to another blog entr...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 21 Feb 2007 10:08:00 PST

Pure Terror.

Okay, so check this, kids.Suspicious Devices.Read it.Have you read it?No? How about now.C'mon, no cheating. Read it. It's good for you.Have you read it now?Okay, good. Now that you're suitably enterta...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 01 Feb 2007 07:56:00 PST

Today.

It's colder today than I would have thought. Today is the wrong day for just light clothing. Stupid confusing Georgia weather.
Posted by Eric on Mon, 04 Dec 2006 07:56:00 PST

Fucking errors!

Seriously, myspace... fuck you.Fuck you for having one of your stupid fucking errors when I hit the "Preview and Post" button. I just spent ten or fifteen minutes transcribing a then-fresh-in-my-head ...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 22 Nov 2006 02:49:00 PST

Am I Funnier When Sleep Deprived?

Hello boys and girls, it's your old pal Eric. And I'm here to tell you that waiting till the last minute to do corrections on your test that you failed in hopes of managing to scrounge out an A becaus...
Posted by Eric on Thu, 05 Oct 2006 11:52:00 PST

X-posted from my LJ

Hi kids. Remember when you were young and in love? ...With nintendo games? I remember when ALL video games were called nintendo games. Just like soda (which everyone in the south calls "Coke", possib...
Posted by Eric on Fri, 22 Sep 2006 06:30:00 PST

X-Posted from my LiveJournal.

Note: Effexor, an anti-depressant, has a VERY short half-life, and anyone using it might find themselves going through withdrawal in as little as a da withut use. That's what I'm dedicating these drea...
Posted by Eric on Wed, 13 Sep 2006 07:24:00 PST