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Catherine Douglas ruined my life

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About Me

You think you know, but you have no idea. This is the diary of J Lo.don't even watch this unless you're committed.

My Interests

tater chips

I'd like to meet:

); ..

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Music:

I hate everything.

Movies:

i dont like you.

Television:

Sex reminds her of eating spaghetti.

Books:

sha sha. sha do.

Heroes:

H.P. and Ronnie The Bear.

My Blog

Only available until midnight tomorrow

I heard from a reliable source that Paula Abdul may have COMPLETELY blow up a public women's room in the Virginia Highlands area. I mean, when you gotta go...you gotta go...good job Paula. 
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Wed, 21 May 2008 05:29:00 PST

John and Kate plus Hate

today is my last day off work and I'm blogging. Hm. I need to go do something. Someone do something with me. ps. Fake blood is the best...coming in second only to real blood.
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Mon, 19 May 2008 09:27:00 PST

some great brady questions

I get to see my mom in July. If you know me...you know what a big deal this is to me. You can't tell...but I'm jumping up and down.
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Thu, 15 May 2008 09:38:00 PST

Oh Vishnu

you're the best fish I ever knew.I don't think Vishnu is doing too well. He's swimming fine still..I mean, I think he is. His scales are becoming discolored. Just a few of them. It looks like he has a...
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Mon, 12 May 2008 08:32:00 PST

Only 3 easy payments?!

I got slapped in the face with a pork chop last night.If all goes according to plan I'll have Thursday, Friday, and next Monday off work. I want to do something super fun. I'm not going to just sit at...
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Sun, 11 May 2008 02:31:00 PST

drag it up

I had a bunch of dreams last night. I had a few where I would walk into the living room and someone would be there. some random person. just standing there. I had one and you were both there. In my...
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Sun, 11 May 2008 05:46:00 PST

you wouldn’t hear me if i was screaming

i just don't know. sometimes it's better not to know, i think. i hope.
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Sat, 10 May 2008 11:55:00 PST

edit

edited. better now. nevermind.over it. lets hang out.
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Wed, 07 May 2008 02:36:00 PST

Swear to blog?

THE LETTER AAre you available?FOR WHAT? TO HANG OUT? NOT WITH YOU, DOUCHE-FAG.What is your age?23What annoys you?SO MUCH. YOU. YOUR VOICE. YOUR FACE. YOUR SCENT. TONIGHT. MYSELF.The Letter BDo you liv...
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 08:32:00 PST

a crazy, explosive duo

Boy, oh boy. well, here I am...where are you?I suppose it doesn't matter anyway.I don't know who I believe in anymore. Someone....probably a few of you. I just forget every now and then. Give me somet...
Posted by Catherine Douglas ruined my life on Sat, 26 Apr 2008 07:30:00 PST