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Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell]

When I have breakfast I use “I can’t believe it’s not butter”… because I like to be incred

About Me


I could completely kick your ass at futurama trivia.

I have a taste for classical music.

I love animals

I edited my profile with nine soft tacos .

My Interests

Lately I've been really interested in rural exploration/urban decay and abandonment/life after people/nature takeovers. It's a lot of slashes, I know. But it's pretty interesting. Plus, I'm still coming to grips with being a semi-closet anime nerd.

I'd like to meet:


A duck with an STD. Every redhead on earth. And people with faces. No-face freaks need not apply. Save it for the Canadians, they love that sort of thing. Besides, what are you doing on a computer anyways? Do something else, like face-shopping.

I got some bert on my shoulder, could you brush it off for me?

Music:

Anything that sounds good. Annoying generic answer, I know. But here's some examples:
Ours - Mewithoutyou - Spoon - AFI - Bloc Party - Gym Class Heroes - The Fire Theft - Dillinger Four - Strung Out - The Shins - Jump Little Children - Geoff Reacher - Mew - The Album Leaf - Flogging Molly - . . . And You Will Know Us By The Trail Of Dead - The (International) Noise Conspiracy - The Decemberists - Margot and the nuclear so and so's - Queen - Vivaldi - Edward Grieg - Doves - Cake - My Morning Jacket - Lovedrug - Beck - The Pixies - Air - Elliot Smith - Cursive - Misfits - We are scientists

Movies:

Stranger than fiction - Sin City - Garden State - The Underworld - The Way Of The Gun - Identity - Stargate - Interview With The Vampire - The 300 - Fifth Element - Clue.

Television:

I tried to watch dora the explorer once, but that shit was too hard to follow.
So: Scrubs, Arrested Development, The history channel, [adult swim] : Squidbillies, Venture Brothers, Bleach, Futurama, Blood+, Family Guy, Frisky Dingo, Metalocalypse, and uh . .

Books:

In cold blood (yes, before it was a movie) - The great Gatsby - The alchemist - All Narnia chronicles - The Griffin and Sabine trilogy - Nerd shit

Heroes:

Shigeo Fukuda

Banksy

Kaws

My Blog

LOLpeople

So this might seem in bad taste given a recent highly publicized plane crash. But, I made these a week ago while wasting time for panel.LOLpilots:And making her third appearance: ...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Mon, 22 Sep 2008 02:29:00 PST

Thats enough, American Apparel

You know, I really liked the style of the American Apparel ads when they first came out. They were different and had a touch of 70's retro with cute girls. But lately, they've been getting ridiculous....
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Wed, 27 Aug 2008 10:23:00 PST

It feels just like a piledriver!

You're gonna thank me for this one. It's 5:30 am, and instead of writing, I'm doing . . . well, anything but writing. But lucky for you, I found this in my procrastination: More proof that cr...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Tue, 26 Aug 2008 02:17:00 PST

Christian text messages

Love jesus? Love texting?? Hate the secular abbreviations??Here's your blog!Let's get right into it.1. WTH: What the heck? Replace that filthy, FILTHY two-pronged letter F with a god friendly letter H...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Sat, 26 Jul 2008 03:07:00 PST

Handicrap

So a few days ago, I went to Kroger because, well, I needed groceries. I drove into the parking lot and started the time honored hunt of looking for that perfect parking spot. Something almost primal ...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Wed, 09 Jul 2008 01:24:00 PST

Cheeseburger in paradise by the dashboard light

Sorry for the jimmy buffett reference in the title, it just fit. I abhor JB, but Meatloaf has, and always will rule. So, the other week, I was driving down North Druid when I came to a red light, look...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Thu, 05 Jun 2008 01:53:00 PST

Okay, two more

Almost asleep. This one's funny because it's real. Did no one ever realize what the hell they were doing?? This one's just fantastic. ...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Mon, 12 May 2008 02:41:00 PST

These are great too

Should be sleeping. Too busy not sleeping. ...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:54:00 PST

I forgot how much I love this

I don't know why I thought of this commercial randomly today, but found it and laughed all over again. ...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Mon, 12 May 2008 01:29:00 PST

Road trip one: Frozen sleep and foregone comfort.

Road Trip 2008. Sponsored by Stella Artrois, Irish carbombs, and Garmin.So for those of you that don't know, me and four friends of mine just took a road trip up the east coast. As we did a lot each d...
Posted by Adam Elijah [Rick Rockwell] on Mon, 21 Apr 2008 09:21:00 PST