drinking, having sex as much as possible, spending money i don't have, ru sans, free shit, time travel, space travel, going to badass shows, ramen, non-shitty music, supporting the few local bands that deserve it, playing pool(for money), darts(not for money), gambling(obviously), fishing, fisting, showers, badass "hurr," whittling, whistling, videogaming it, Coors Light, scratch-off lottery tickets, chess, chests, texas hold 'em, "raising tha ruff," and other shit...
someone who can take me away from this crappy goddamned planet
Saosin, A Wilhelm Scream, Sleep Therapy, Sigur Ros, Strike Anywhere, Sparta, The Paper Champions, The Swear, Rise Against, UnderOath, Anberlin, Jimmy Eat World, Anti-Flag, The Mars Volta, AFI, Hot Water Music, and lots of other R&B artists...
The Big Lebowski, The Wedding Singer, Trainspotting, Kill Bill, Kill Bill 2, Baseketball, The Warriors, Shaun of the Dead, Office Space, Big Fish, Pooty Tang, Garden State, Wedding Crashers, A Walk to Remember, You Got Served
Curb Your Enthusiasm, Family Guy, Whose Line is it Anyway?, Conan O'Brien, Skinemax, South Park, yo mama...
Johnny Cash-The Autobiography, and various magazines like: Hustler, Nintendo Power, EGM, Southern Living, etc.
whoever invented diet coke