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twas brillig, and the slithy toves

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About Me




I want a wombat
There's something about a cat sleeping in a wok that I just find hilarious somehow...Blur- The Universal

I like comments. I like it when people leave me comments; I also like e-mail, neat pictures & goofy videos. Additionally, I dig spiced rum, pinot noir & dark imported beer, but that's a story for a different day.
*****I was at work at my last job one night and the girl I was working with asked the guy who came in "how's it hanging?" He replied, "short and to the left." I thought to myself, "I don't believe I would have admitted that."*****
~~~~~Separate thought: you know when you're wearing glasses & you open the dishwasher & the steam comes up & fogs your glasses? I hate that.~~~~~


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My Interests


I am interested in many things. Many things interest me. I can entertain myself for hours inside of my own head.I enjoy things which allow me to create. Which is not to say that I need to create something physical in order to be pleased. A castle constructed in my head is just as good as one I've built by hand and doesn't require running water to fill the moat.I enjoy texture independent of the physical sense used to experience it. Visual texture can be just as fulfilling as tactile texture.I am a tactile person; I touch most things I come across. Unless these things are spikey, pokey, icky, or poisonous. Then I try not to touch.I do not like to be touched by people who I do not know well.I watch people and I keep notes. I watch clouds and make stories about the shapes I see for my own personal amusement.I am more fragile than spun glass and stronger than a stone wall. I may shatter easily, but my foundation will never crack.
*My computer once burnt me in my sleep. Guerilla style. I have a scar from this. Reason #356.486 why technology is bad.**When I was a kid they found out that our local ice cream truck driver man was a crack dealer. Sort of gives "nestle crackle bar" a whole new twist, doesn't it?*

I'd like to meet:

Tony Blair reminds me of a Batman/Tim Curry hybrid. Don't know why... but he does.***A guy once asked me about the headline for this page. When I told him what it meant, essentially nothing, he said that my explanation was "superficially deep." Moron.***

Feel Good Inc - Gorillaz

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Music:

*New thought: you know when you can't remember the name of a song & you hear it & you think, I'll have to remember that & then you don't? That sucks*Geek in the Pink

Add to My Profile | More Videos*I find emo girls a little creepy, but emo boys freak me the fuck out.*

Movies:


I am a movie junkie. I admit this freely. I own dozens. Some of my favourites:The Breakfast ClubFear & Loathing in Las Vegas Shaun of the Dead12 MonkeysCrybabyFrailtyThe Lost BoysBoondock SaintsPirates of the Carribean: The Curse of the Black PearlFrom Dusk Till DawnThe GooniesThe Black Cauldron The LabyrinthThe Rocky Horror Picture ShowLilo & StitchHarry & the HendersonsSplashBuffy the Vampire SlayerEdward ScissorhandsDodgeball: A True Underdog StoryFinding NemoDirty DancingMonsters Inc.Napoleon DynamiteMary PoppinsMy GirlThe Brave Little ToasterWizardsShrekThe Corpse BridePirates of the Caribbean: Dead Man's ChestCool WorldThe Little MermaidDesperately Seeking SusanJay and Silent Bob Strike BackSpunSavannah SmilesThe Lion KingSixteen CandlesHow The Grinch Stole ChristmasWilly Wonka & The Chocolate Factory10 Things I Hate About YouBambiOcean's ElevenDonnie DarkoThe 40 Year-Old VirginFlashdanceThe Wizard of OzWhite ChicksWho Framed Roger Rabbit?Robin Hood Men In TightsHairsprayThe Sword in The StoneGhostbustersGreaseZoolander" I'm not afraid of the dark. I like the dark. I love the dark... but I hate nature. I HATE nature." - Chunk. "The Goonies"
is it dead?

Wizards: Fritz

*Once, in West Palm Beach, I saw a man with no nose. It took a moment to realise what was wrong.*

Television:

*When I worked at Texas Roadhouse I saw an unattended kid run into a girl carrying a bus tub. He hit it forehead first and it literally flipped him off his feet ass over teakettle. It was great.*Scrubs, Black Books, Bones, House, Keeping Up Apperances, The Oblongs, Home Movies, the original Aeon Flux shorts from Liquid TV, Fraggle Rock, old school cartoons,South Park, American Dad, Family Guy, The War at Home, Futurama. I love TLC & Discovery.

Books:

I read. I read as though it is going out of style. Some of my favourites are Hunter S. Thompson, Jonathan Kellerman, Allen Ginsberg, Sylvia Plath, Christpher Moore, Stephen King, JRR Tolkien, Alex Kava, Erica Spindler, Lisa Gardner, Carl Hiasssen, Tim Dorsey, Gregory Maguire, Elmore Leonard, Dean Koontz, & James Patterson. I also read current events, some politics, psychology & social science tomes. Some for fun, some for school. I also read the labels on the things in my bathroom. I used to be able to tell you what was in Listerine & Suave. And then there are magazines... But we'll save that for another day.

Heroes:





*There was a period one summer during which I was awake for 119 hours at a stretch. I did not go insane. That I am aware of.*


My Blog

Its amasing how many different people one person can look like!

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Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:07:00 PST

MyHeritage Celebrity Look-alike Meter

MyHeritage: Family tree - Genealogy - Celebrity - Collage - MorphMyHeritage: Look-alike Meter - Vintage images - Free genealogy...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Tue, 25 Mar 2008 04:19:00 PST

10 Facts For Nicole

OK, so Nicole tagged me to do this, so I will, but only because I've known her so long.   Here's how you play: Once you've been tagged you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random, facts, habit...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Mon, 21 Jan 2008 09:02:00 PST

PLEASE READ BEFORE "FRIENDING" ME!!!!

I love that people come to my blog & read the crap that's on my mind. I really dig that people like the stuff I post on my page. What I don't dig though are people who send me friend requests with...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 03:13:00 PST

What Is Project : Winter In June

I just bought this download. It is fabulous. If you've ever heard of the "beatboxing flute player" this is his project. The other musicians are also amasing. This is one of the best CD's I've heard si...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Mon, 12 Nov 2007 09:35:00 PST

time

it consumes it invades it intrudes it creeps, crawls, runs, hides. it stalks me. always waiting. never long enough. slips through my fingers. like life time...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 12:19:00 PST

Who Am I? (stolen from Ellis)

1. Who are you? 2. Are we friends?3. When and how did we meet?4. How have I affected you?5. What do you think of me?6. What's the fondest memory you have of me?7. How long do you think we will be frie...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Sun, 09 Sep 2007 11:28:00 PST

Maryland's MySpace Moll

Sometimes you come across people who change your lives forever. This is not one of those times. This blog contains real excerpts from real e-mails to real people who I know.Please allow me to clarify:...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 07:43:00 PST

Spirituality Demands Respect

It seems that I am finding myself compelled to revisit this subject every few months. I will not be reposting or resending anything to massive amounts of people about the Christian god. Or any other g...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:51:00 PST

doublespeak

running rampant through the lines of communication in us truth seeps through the crack when no one is looking lies pour over the bridges we once walked o'er proud thinking is against the masses and th...
Posted by twas brillig, and the slithy toves on Mon, 23 Jul 2007 11:29:00 PST