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Michael Stuart

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About Me

"Archangel" Michael Stuart grew up in Long Island, NY, spent a few years at school in Pennsylvania with six months in London, has since lived in New York City and has no intention of ever leaving. He loves punk rock and hates political right-wing neocons (they scare him because they look just like people). He watches too much tv, listens to too much music, plays too many video games and his mood seems to crest and fall with how the Yankees are doing. Somehow between all that, he finds time to write. He's a regular at a few downtown New York open mikes where he reads his fiction, satirical rants and pop culture ramblings. He's had a few articles and short stories published (check out The Romantic Heroine online, see the blog for more examples of pieces he's read on stage), has performed a few one man shows and just wrote a novel (coming soon!). He was in Lit: IX with Bruce Smolanoff, who was in The Sopranos with Michael Imperioli, who was in Goodfellas with Joe Pesci, who was in JFK with Kevin Bacon. He also likes photography and he took the picture in the background here. His favorite Radiohead albums are Kid A and Amnesiac and AllMusic.com can go to hell for all he cares. His knowledge of Christmas Special trivia is quite impressive. He likes sports and art museums, action flicks and documentaries, Dizzee Rascal and Johnny Cash, Budweiser and yoga. He's naturally gothic but not a goth, hates people but loves many individuals, and has a problem refering to himself in the first person (but that's no big deal).
He also likes photography...


ABOUT
Name: Michael Stuart (aka Archangel Michael Stuart, not for nothing, but not for everything)
Birthday: April 22, 1970 (yes, the first Earth Day)
Birthplace: Long Island, NY
Current Location: New York, NY
Eye Color: Hazel-Green
Hair Color: dark brown (black indoors/brown in the sun)
Height: 6'1"
Right Handed or Left Handed: right
Your Heritage: Austrian/Russian
The Shoes You Wore Today: black doc martens
Your Weakness: anything with peanut butter and chocolate
Your Fears: fear itself (seriously)
Your Perfect Pizza: sausage, chicken and mushrooms
Goal You Would Like To Achieve This Year: publish my book
Your Most Overused Phrase On an instant messenger: l8r
Thoughts First Waking Up: hit the snooze button
Your Best Physical Feature: my face, is that vain?
Your Bedtime: 1-2am
Your Most Missed Memory: deejaying in college, and there was a lady back in the day I could mention but I try not to dwell on the past
Pepsi or Coke: coke
MacDonalds or Burger King: hmmmmmm, Burger King
Single or Group Dates: single
Lipton Ice Tea or Nestea: Snapple or Arizona
Chocolate or Vanilla: tie
Cappuccino or Coffee: coffee
Do you Smoke: smoke what?
Do you Swear: yes, I'm from Long Island
Do you Sing: on occasion, more lately
Do you Shower Daily: yes
Have you Been in Love: yep
Do you want to go to College: been
Do you want to get Married: maybe someday
Do you belive in yourself: usually
Do you get Motion Sickness: no
Do you think you are Attractive: yeah
Are you a Health Freak: I take care of myself but I'm not a freak about it
Do you get along with your Parents: every now and then
Do you like Thunderstorms: If I'm inside
Do you play an Instrument: no
In the past month have you Drank Alcohol: yes
In the past month have you Smoked: no
In the past month have you been on Drugs: no
In the past month have you gone on a Date: yes
In the past month have you gone to a Mall: yes (I was in Long Island, it's required)
In the past month have you eaten a box of Oreos: no
In the past month have you eaten Sushi: not this month, no
In the past month have you been on Stage: yes, twice a week, every week
In the past month have you been Dumped: no
In the past month have you gone Skinny Dipping: no
In the past month have you Stolen Anything: no
Ever been Drunk: yes
Ever been called a Tease: no
Ever been Beaten up: got knocked around in elementary school until I punched my main bully in the head and made him cry (one of high points of my childhood)
Ever Shoplifted: when I was 10
How do you want to Die: I won't. But if I have to, I wanna keel over on stage and have no one help me because they think it's part of the act (like Dick Shawn), that'd be punk as fuck.
What do you want to be when you Grow Up: a novelist
What country would you most like to Visit: Ireland
In a Boy/Girl..
Favourite Eye Color: gray (doesn't matter though)
Favourite Hair Color: ask my friends, they all know
Short or Long Hair: long
Height: average to tall (doesn't really matter, but I am 6'1")
Weight: I'm smart enough to not ask a lady what she weighs
Best Clothing Style: whatever she's comfortable in
Number of Drugs I have taken: haven't always been an angel
Number of CDs I own: about 800
Number of Piercings: 0
Number of Tattoos: 2
Number of things in my Past I Regret: I regret nothing I've done, only what I haven't done
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My Interests

Pop culture, writing, just chillin'.

I'd like to meet:


People. Good people. Kind people. Fine people. People persons. People who take care of their peoples. Peeps and other various holiday confectionary. Eses, vatos and homeslices.

By the way, unless I know you or you're celtic punk, no, I don't want to check out your stupid fucking band.

Music:



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Movies:

Goodfellas, Raising Arizona, Reservoir Dogs, Pulp Fiction, Jaws, Saving Private Ryan, Rushmore, LA Confidential, Blue Velvet, DrunkenMaster II, Run Lola Run, Hero, Iron Monkey, Three Kings, A Clockwork Orange, Manon of the Spring, Shaun of the Dead, The Untouchables, anything with lots of explosions.

Television:

The Simpsons, Family Guy, American Dad, My Name Is Earl, The Office, 30 Rock, Mythbusters, Veronica Mars, Everybody Hates Chris, 24, Sopranos, Scrubs, ER, Curb Your Enthusiasm, Chapelle's Show, Daily Show, Colbert Report, South Park, Cash Cab, O'Grady, David Letterman, Yankee Baseball.

Books:

Go Tell It On the Mountain, The Sound and the Fury, Invisible Man, Fight Club, Breakfast of Champions, Jews Without Money, The Green Mile, Les Jeux Sont Faits, Bloodsucking Fiends/You Suck, Lies and the Lying Liars Who Tell Them

Heroes:

This kid: .. ..

My Blog

Menace II The Cultural Society

My favorite hobby is photography, and so the other day I decided to go to the Metropolitan Museum of Art, or "Met" as the kids like to call it nowadays, to take some pictures with my new camera, the d...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Mon, 02 Apr 2007 10:19:00 PST

The Almighty J.C.

A week after the four year anniversary of 9/11, I was at Burger King, and a video by Matchbox 20 was running, followed by one by 3 Doors Down, part of what I assume was called the video Super Suck Hou...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Thu, 06 Oct 2005 11:30:00 PST

Raise Her Right

I was chillin with my six year old niece Emma one day, and I said, "Emma, you know the President is bad, right?""Yeah.""Do you know why?""Because he lies.""Really?""Yeah, he says hes gonna do one thin...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Sun, 25 Sep 2005 02:56:00 PST

Born To Goth

Author's note: Not an actual conversation, but an amalgamum of conversations, comments and made up setups to actual spoken responses because I can't remember what the other person said. Please also no...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Tue, 16 Aug 2005 06:43:00 PST

I'll Never Stop the Rain

Old Navy had a sale on cargo shorts yesterday. Good thing, because I needed a new pair and this enabled me to acquire two, one charcoal gray, one army olive green. I marched on to the 6 train platform...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Mon, 15 Aug 2005 04:24:00 PST

another actual conversation

editor's note: A cafe americano is espresso plus hot water, which makes a regular coffee strengh drink with espresso flavor, a good drink to get at Starbucks because their regular coffee sucks. Me:...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Robbed! (with tangents)

That Thursday, I needed to stop at the supermarket on the way home to pick up something to make for dinner. I only had about two dollars left in my wallet, so I stopped at an ATM on the way there, bu...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

An Actual Conversation

Roommate: Spinach can't go bad, can it? Me: Ah, yeah. (author's note: anything that was once alive can go bad) Roommate: Well how long does it last? Me: What did you keep it in? Roommat...
Posted by Michael Stuart on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST