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Rayne

Somebody get me out of this place...

About Me

Hi! I'm Rayne. I'm a "fictional" character that lives in Corinne Alexis Hall's head.Many years ago her brain was a beautiful land filled with boys. We ruled the roost. Sure there was some competition and fighting, but for the most part, everything was cool. We just kind of sat around writing songs, playing guitar, being unspeakably deep...Then one day something really bad happened. I dunno what set her off but Corinne seemed to lose her mind... and then... the birds came...The birds hacked to pieces every last one of my pretty friends. I got knocked out by a very large pigeon in the middle of the carnage. When I came to, I was locked in a cell. I think I must have spent a year in there. They had this one bird watching me... always watching me.One day in the cell I felt this sudden surge of power. I checked the door, and lo! it was unlocked!I fucking ran out of there and started whacking those fuggin birds with anything I could grab! My god there are so many of them...They sent Zed after me, the big Anger Management bird, and he held me in a headlock for a good few minutes till I calmed down. The birds had killed off all of my guy buds, and apparently I was the only one left.I struck a deal for my life, and agreed to be the janitor. Now I clean birdshit. All day, every day, birdshit. It's lonely and boring. I just recently learned how to posess Corinne, though... so I'm making her give me this profile. Don't tell the birds... oh fuck they're coming... get back you shitty little fuckers!!! GET BACK!

My Interests

I'm not allowed to have any, but I do remember a time when I played guitar and wrote AWESOME music...

I'd like to meet:

Anyone without feathers. Boobs help.

Music:

David Bowie, The Flaming Lips, Oasis, TREX, Pink Floyd, The Cure, Shane T. French...

Movies:

Me and my buds used to make some... then they all got HACKED TO SHITE stupid fucking beakfreaks...

Television:

The only tv's I see on a regular basis are security cameras...

Books:

What's a book?

Heroes:

Santa Claus. He never misses a visit.

My Blog

birdpoop...

Birds poop.  A lot.
Posted by Rayne on Fri, 14 Jul 2006 11:41:00 PST