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Spike Mike

Darth Smoker says: Join my Imperial Cult, mothafukkas!

About Me

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SPAMMERS, WEBCAM CHICKS, ETC: Turn around & go the other way because I'll snatch your ass out of my request list like the pull rope on a 12-horsepower Briggs & Stratton motor!
ONE SMALL NOTE: Hello, and welcome to the Imperial Cult, et cetra, et cetra, hooray everybody. You may have found me because you read an interesting comment in someone else's page. And now you're wanting to add me to get kewl comments on your page. Well folks, it's a two-way street. You give 'em- you get 'em: plain & simple. Any form of contact will do; messages, IMs, or just a quick comment saying "Dude, that one about Vader & the Cookie Monster rocked!!" is enough to get you on the hitlist. And of course, those who give more get more. Posting numerous bullitens does not count! Also, profiles set to private probably won't make it in unless I know you beforehand.Comments are like trading cards: you don't have to give out the best, but you should trade something. :-)
You've heard people say they march to the beat of a different drummer? Well, I'm in an entirely different parade. I've done a lot of things: I've been a soldier, an artist, a musician and a gunslinger to name a few. I've seen the planet from 8O,OOO feet, won a trophy for shooting down planes, watched a river flood and then burn, shot it out with my friends at a political convention, reported a lunar eclipse live on the radio, entertained over 1OO,OOO people for more than 1O years and partied 2O feet above Mardi Gras in Galveston. I also have some of the strangest tattoos you've ever seen.
I try to stay in shape on my bicycle and like to help repair a landmark. But otherwise, I can be found late at night, listening to Coast-To-Coast, snatching at invisible butterflies and screaming at the raccoons in the yard through the open window.
I actually invented thermal mugs and laser-pointer cat toys, but refused to patent them in trade for a better society. I was also once referred to by the late Ann Richards as, "a tall, white man headed north of the Battleship Texas on a weird yeller bicycle!"
So, if there's anything else you want to know, kick me a message. All inquires will be answered in a timely manner, but please, no more letter bombs. I'm getting tired of opening my inbox with a faceshield and a long pole. *BLAMM-O!!* Shit, there goes another one: I gotta go- Hang out, watch my vids, play my games & drop a comment, I'll be around.

My Interests


The Dark Side Show: Sunday 9PM-12MID Eastern

Jammin' Toast Lunch Show- Friday 12NOON-2PM Eastern

HOWARD STERN MAFIA

s c i e n c e , p h o t o g r a p h y , s p a c e , b a c k y a r d a s t r o n o m y , m u s i c , s m o k i n g , a r m a d i l l o h u n t i n g ( s a m e b a c k y a r d ! ) b a t t l e s h i p r e s t o r a t i o n , f i s h i n g , c a m p i n g , b i c y c l i n g , A r t C a r s , s h o o t i n g t h i n g s , f i r e w o r k s ( b o t h w a t c h i n g & l i g h t i n g ) , R 2 - D 2

CURRENT MOON lunar phases

I'd like to meet:

Jenna Jameson, Jessi Capelli, Catalina Cruz, Sarah Young, Queeny Love, Rebecca Wild, Willie Nelson, R. Lee Ermey, Carrol Shelby, Johnny Knoxville, Mike Teutel, Tommy Chong, Walter Cronkite, Lemmy Kilmister, Slayer

EVILE!- badass thrash metal rock band hailing out of Huddersfield, United Kingdom. Check 'em out: they're faster than Lance Armstrong lighting the blue torch paper!

^^-- Lance Armstrong; 7 consecutive Tour de France wins

^^-- Jimmy Buffett; king of the Parrotheads!

^^-- Derek Bell from 1983- running a practice lap around LeMans full course in a Porsche 956. If you click the video you better hold on to your ass! Top speed: 248mph!

^^-- Mark "The Knife" Faje: hold your phone calls, we have a winner! This guy sticks steak knives into a bowling ball, lights it on fire and then tosses it with his foot to catch it on his head; and all the while he's got a black emperor scorpion in his pants. I'm not making this shit up- play the video!

Click the leaf to visit Jack Herer's page and learn more about cannabis prohibition.

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Music:


'Monty Python Meets Star Wars':

Adam McKee - "Drifting"; kick-ass, unique-style guitar player.

Ozzy Osbourne: short interview clip translated into English. Strong language, but funny!

Movies:


'Darth Lange': Artie Lange as the voice of Darth Vader

"TROOPS" - 'Star Wars' meets 'Cops' directed by Kevin Rubio & winner of the 2OO2 Star Wars Pioneer Fan Film Award

Television:

History Channel, Military Channel, Discovery Channel, Discovery Science, Outdoor Life Network, 'Mythbusters', 'Dogfights', 'The Simpsons',

Books:

'Cosmos' by Carl Sagan; 'A Brief History of Time' by Stephen Hawking; 'Modern Manners' by PJ O'Rourke; 'Tales From Margaritaville' by Jimmy Buffett; 'Tommyknockers' and 'The Stand' by Stephen King; 'Minotaur' by Stephen Coonts; 'The Physics of Star Trek' by Lawrence Krauss

Heroes:

Lance Armstrong, R. Lee Ermey, Sam Kinison, photographer Dickie Chappelle, Howard Hughes, Jimmy Buffett, Wendy O. Williams (the real deal), Tommy Chong, Jack Herer, Gene Shoemaker, Art Bell, Carrol Shelby, some men who sailed aboard a battleship a long time ago, the people who help restore that ship today, Sam Houston, Greenleaf Fisk, Ranson Wilburn, Nathaniel Lynch, Rita Hayworth, Artoo Detoo; bravest droid ever.

My Blog

Houston Art Car Parade

"Arrested For Driving While Blind" by ZZ Top It all started way back in 1984 when Kit & Carl Deterling donated a 1967 Ford station wagon to a local organization known as the Orange Show Center for...
Posted by Spike Mike on Mon, 14 May 2007 12:32:00 PST

Paris Hilton- The Stupidity Continues

reprise» "Ms. Hilton" by The Pen Fifteen Club Yes, the Paris Hilton saga continues to spew its stupidity all over the culture that is America. ATTENTION WORLD!!! NOT ALL AMERICANS ARE EVEN CLOSE TO BE...
Posted by Spike Mike on Thu, 10 May 2007 06:45:00 PST

Paris Hilton- Somebody's Bitch in County

cue» "Ms. Hilton" by The Penfifteen Club So, Paris Hilton is going to jail. Is this really any bigger suprise than Anna Nicole Smith dying young? And for all things, she's going to jail on a...
Posted by Spike Mike on Mon, 07 May 2007 04:00:00 PST

Red Roof Inn

Spike Mike recommends Red Roof Inn hotels because they have strong, sturdy, yet comfortable beds and thick walls.
Posted by Spike Mike on Fri, 20 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

The Space Pen

Now playing- "Space In Your Face" by the Galactic Cowboys Recently I noticed something while watching the movie 'Man of the Year'. Lead actor Robin Williams, playing a John Stewart-type role, opened t...
Posted by Spike Mike on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 11:53:00 PST

Stop The Bling In Our Lifetime

Okay folks, the wearing of "the bling" (wherever the hell that word came from) has got to stop. And if we pull together now it can be accomplished in our lifetimes, with a best-case senario ...
Posted by Spike Mike on Wed, 04 Apr 2007 06:58:00 PST

Randy Rhoads - Remember

First off, thanks to J.P. for pointing out all my screw-ups. First I got the date wrong, then I spelled his name wrong: that's okay, J.P.'ll get his! . . . . . actually, he already did. :-D Hey, at le...
Posted by Spike Mike on Mon, 19 Mar 2007 08:51:00 PST

IT

TAG! YOU'RE IT!!! :-D The Gill-Man made me do this, so blame him. Rules are as follows...once you are tagged, you must write a blog telling 6 weird facts/things/habits about yourself. Then choose 6 of...
Posted by Spike Mike on Fri, 16 Mar 2007 02:36:00 PST

Daylight Savings Time

You know, with all this time we've been "saving" over the years, you would think we'd be paid off by now and wouldn't have to do this shit anymore! Yes, once again we're now into Daylight Savings Time...
Posted by Spike Mike on Tue, 13 Mar 2007 11:10:00 PST

Snapdrive Kicks The Jams

Yes, I've got to brag on my host service here a little bit. Snapdrive will jam your MySpace page like a radio station. Right now, I'm using one FREE account (free with simple registration) to drive p...
Posted by Spike Mike on Mon, 12 Mar 2007 09:13:00 PST