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SPAMMERS, WEBCAM CHICKS, ETC: Turn around & go the other way because I'll snatch your ass out of my request list like the pull rope on a 12-horsepower Briggs & Stratton motor!
ONE SMALL NOTE: Hello, and welcome to the Imperial Cult, et cetra, et cetra, hooray everybody. You may have found me because you read an interesting comment in someone else's page. And now you're wanting to add me to get kewl comments on your page. Well folks, it's a two-way street. You give 'em- you get 'em: plain & simple. Any form of contact will do; messages, IMs, or just a quick comment saying "Dude, that one about Vader & the Cookie Monster rocked!!" is enough to get you on the hitlist. And of course, those who give more get more. Posting numerous bullitens does not count! Also, profiles set to private probably won't make it in unless I know you beforehand.Comments are like trading cards: you don't have to give out the best, but you should trade something. :-)
You've heard people say they march to the beat of a different drummer? Well, I'm in an entirely different parade. I've done a lot of things: I've been a soldier, an artist, a musician and a gunslinger to name a few. I've seen the planet from 8O,OOO feet, won a trophy for shooting down planes, watched a river flood and then burn, shot it out with my friends at a political convention, reported a lunar eclipse live on the radio, entertained over 1OO,OOO people for more than 1O years and partied 2O feet above Mardi Gras in Galveston. I also have some of the strangest tattoos you've ever seen.
I try to stay in shape on my bicycle and like to help repair a landmark. But otherwise, I can be found late at night, listening to Coast-To-Coast, snatching at invisible butterflies and screaming at the raccoons in the yard through the open window.
I actually invented thermal mugs and laser-pointer cat toys, but refused to patent them in trade for a better society. I was also once referred to by the late Ann Richards as, "a tall, white man headed north of the Battleship Texas on a weird yeller bicycle!"
So, if there's anything else you want to know, kick me a message. All inquires will be answered in a timely manner, but please, no more letter bombs. I'm getting tired of opening my inbox with a faceshield and a long pole. *BLAMM-O!!* Shit, there goes another one: I gotta go- Hang out, watch my vids, play my games & drop a comment, I'll be around.