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Smeghead meets Ms. Yo-yo Knickers

I am here for Dating, Serious Relationships, Friends and Networking

About Me

You want to know about me?
I'm the one on the left.

I love to travel. I have been all over the western hemisphere from Canada to Peru. My favorite places are the Caribbean and Hawaii. I hope to go to Australia and New Zealand, next. I am a teacher and a performer. I've been performing since I was 5, and it has always been a natural thing for me. Being on stage, or in front of a crowd, is a huge adrenaline rush. I have been a singer, an actor, a writer, a director, and a producer. I'm passionate about the things I do and the people I care about. I have always been honest and a gentleman. That means that I'm not big on bullshitting or manipulating to get what I want, and I believe in opening doors and treating ladies with respect. I write poetry, philosophy, and comedy. I love to make people enjoy themselves, but I also like to make them think. I'd love to move you to take a look a things from a different perspective. If you want to know more, just ask.
I am worth $2,679,624 on HumanForSale.com

My Interests

I'd like to meet:

I'd like to meet girls who don't have a webcam to show me or their asses in a thong in their profile pic. I'd also like to meet people who can take a joke. If you can't, you should leave my profile immediately and definitely stay away from my blog. There's dangerous shit in there. If you have 40 top friends...go fuck yourself. you don't have the balls to stand up for yourself and spend way too much time catering to other people's needs. On second thought, I'd love to meet you...there are a few things that I need. Other than these people, I'd like to meet... David Gilmour & Roger Waters

Stephen King
& Alice Cooper
(for their minds)...

Adriana Lima
Rhona Mitra
& Vanessa Marcil
(...also for their minds...)

My Blog

Movie Quotes Pt. 5

They're baaaaack.  More movie quotes for your pleasure.  Just guess the movies and the actors in a comment below.  1 guess in the comments and you can send me a message if you want to guess the rest. ...
Posted by on Sat, 21 Mar 2009 02:46:00 GMT

Now That's Hot...

Ive been doing a lot of masturbating recently and that made me think about mens fantasies.  I decided to type it all up and put it in my blog.  So forgive the typos as I have a really bad case of ra...
Posted by on Mon, 02 Mar 2009 16:51:00 GMT

How High?

You know, it's amazing how talented we all are.  You hear about the "shooting stars" that have sooooo much talent that they burn away in moments.  You probably don't think about the ones who...
Posted by on Thu, 23 Oct 2008 07:50:00 GMT

Remembering George

George Carlin&You're going to hear tons of stuff about George.  "He was an amazing comedian"&"He was a revolutionary"&"He was an asshole".  Well&in some ways, he was.  Not as a comic, b...
Posted by on Mon, 23 Jun 2008 19:16:00 GMT

Dental Envy

My ex-wife was surprised when she found out that I thought that Adriana Lima was hot.  She seemed so floored by it because "She has some fucked-up teeth".  Yep&you read that right.  "Sh...
Posted by on Tue, 17 Jun 2008 18:53:00 GMT

The Burden of the Noble Choice

The Burden of the Noble Choice As we go through life, we are faced with choices.  No&we are defined by choices.  The decisions we make are based on our intelligence, our values, and our past...
Posted by on Mon, 03 Mar 2008 20:35:00 GMT

Perversity Adversity

Two things that I cannot stand...apathy and hypocrisy.  If you're going to think/feel/believe something, be passionate about it and be true to it.  Otherwise, you're just wasting my fuc...
Posted by on Tue, 30 Oct 2007 16:09:00 GMT

Numbness

Another excerpt from the screenplay...read more in the blog with the first numb, and number.   As he rolls over, naked and spent, he tries to stop the world from spinning.  She tries to hold...
Posted by on Sun, 07 Oct 2007 00:57:00 GMT

The Truth Revisited...

As human beings, we are born to deceive.  It is fed to us with our mother's milk and conditioned through positive reinforcement and our reluctance to accept personal responsibility&it feeds upon ...
Posted by on Tue, 02 Oct 2007 21:53:00 GMT

Truth

Truth is unabashedly direct.  It is unforgiving and uncaring.  There is no kind truth.  It is bulletproof so it is not meant to be gentle.  Deceit is gentle and kind.  Truth i...
Posted by on Sat, 22 Sep 2007 06:46:00 GMT