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Titus Groan

TITUS GROAN OF LONDON TOWN

About Me


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I like things in many shapes and sizes, colours and patterns. sparkly things intrigue me and slimy things repulse me. I don't enjoy learning anymore, the history of art is a long and boring process full of people who think they are the shit and should tell everyone so, there is not enough creativity and oppertunity for discussion, the stimulation i was expecting is completely non-existant and mundane.
I am allergic to beer and bread, something i have become accustomed to the hard way, but in truth looking back i was never really into my carbs, i am of the opinion that anyone can become accustomed to something difficult or inconveniant.
I like driving in cars with boys, french baguettes and russian cadets and other things that rhyme. Travelling is a big part of my life, mainly through necessity but i try not to be too bitter, i have fun on the way and can't blame everyone else for eveerything all the time, i just wish i could avoid ever having to use public transport, it makes me wretch and feel sticky, especially in London but once again these things are unavoidable because by nature i am a lazy person and would rather just have a sit down and a chat than an hours walk to uni and back.
I allow other people to impose their opinions on me but i feel this is a good thing because then i dont have to formulate any of my own, this is a very silly point of view to hold i have come to realise.
I like wearing tight clothing its a simple fact. I wish i had been born either japanese, swedish or german and maybe icelandic, these are races that i envy and enjoy, to be english is dull and lacklustre, escpecially in our international and developing world.
I have a developed a penchant for ropey trannies, having become somewhat of an expert in this field of expression myself on certain occasions. The history of art has provided me with an insight into a world that can be both glamorous and entising but also riddled with contradiction and disaster, i do idealise the world of art and expression but one must remember that many of our greatest artistic geniuses are or were tormented by severe personal trauma.
In studying the lives and inspirations of these artists we can better understand our own feelings and ideas and learn a way to express them. It is better to express than to repress.EMMA BELL FASHION SHOW SS09 FEATURING TITUS GROAN!!!

My Interests

Flocked things, i like to be able to feel the quality. collecting novelty items from towns and villages i visit on day trips. pillow talk. imagingin what super power i would have should i become a mutant. japanese boys.

I'd like to meet:

Captain Planet, to ask him where he got his hair done. ropey trannies, you must be ropey, non of this convincing lark- i'm all about the female impersonator.

Grace Jones-IDOL I love fruit I love him babes! Tranny sisters Pierrot I love a bit of Grayson

Music:

Tom Vek, 80s Matchbox, Dead Kennedys, Rapture, Cure, Maximo Park, Clash, Liars, Joy Division, Interpol, Velvet Underground, Gang of Four, Arcade Fire, Faint, Ramones, Cramps, Bloc Party, Sonic Youth, Mystery Jets, Moving Units, Magazine, Les Georges Leningrad, Wire, Postal Service, New Rhodes, CDOAss, Neils Children, Devo, Futureheads, Unicorns, Fall, Le Tigre, 10Lec6, Young Knives, JAMC, Kills, White Stripes, Forward Russia, LCD Soundsystem, Dinosaur Jr, Ikara Colt, PIL, Buzzcocks, Raveonettes, Pavement, Mclusky, Justice, Clor, Vincent Vincent and the Villains, Snow White, YYYs, Stereolab, Belle and Sebastian, Ladyfuzz, Long Blondes, Pixies, Comanechi, Mudhoney, Soulwax, Patrick Wolf, Danzig, Adam Green, Les Incompetents, Test-Icicles, DFA1979, Franz Ferdinand and of course Kate Bush, the cribs, the editors, the klaxons, noisettes, tom vek-luuurve him, ..you have probably given up reading now so fuck you too yah!!

Movies:

Lots, i like watching films, theyre just like real life, only with prettier people and more guns

Television:

ITS SO GREAT, I CAN WATCH MALAYSIAN SOAP-OPERA'S ALL DAY!! i have singaporean cable so i am constantly amused-theres this one about .......yeah when i think about it its not that interesting.

Books:

Tolkien, Memoires of a geisha, Enduring Love, the Alchemist, Falling Leaves, Shakespeare, Who's afraid of Virgina Wolf, anyhting contraversial does it for me. I also love fantasy-i have a really vivid imagination. Jonathan strange and mr Norrel is a really cool book.I most of the other books iv read, nooone else has heard of coz i pick them up in the recomended sections in little book shops. I alos have a big collection of art books, even tho they are fuckin expensive they are worth it....i suggest everyone has at least five even if they arent into art, its good to challenge yourself innit. Im really liking travel books right now, everyone has to have one as a rough guide, and you can always tell if another person has one coz they go to the same places as you-its an elite club

Heroes:

Heroes is a very good tv show at the moment featuring beautiful people with super powers. My personal heroes would be, leigh bowery, captain planet, morrisey, robert smith and others, i don't really know

My Blog

Pending excitement............................3..................... .

3.. 3 of London’s fiercest renegades come together for a monthly knee’s up  held together by the power of 3. Galleries are boring. Clubs are two a penny. Too many djs dont get heard...
Posted by Titus Groan on Tue, 01 Apr 2008 05:13:00 PST