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Clown.

Hypocrisy in Action.

About Me

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Hi, I’m Harry and here are some of my words...
Circus Freak Chic
I'm a Londoner, born, but not bred.
I Heart London
I have a fondness for Yellow and Orange
But you should have already picked up on that one.
My generation are all lazy, unreliable and Selfish.
I am none of the above.
I’m quite critical.
That’s another way of saying I’m a massive Cunt.
I am a contradiction
I like contradictions and hypocrisy. They are honest.
I very much like Honesty.
Txt speak stays in texts.
Colour has a “U” in it.
I refuse to accept dyslexia exists.
I am technically dyslexic.
Take that fucking “I [heart] NY” T-shirt off.
NY's time has been and gone.
Alternative seems to mean 14 Year Old Emo Girl these days.
Its “alternative” to hate normality.
I like people who think for themselves.
I also like me time, and lots of it.
I lost a tooth to a door in the London College of Fashion.
But it did give me a big scar in return.
I am a realist.
I am also a dreamer.
I like the ugly, repulsive and vulgar
They are beautiful.All the best mums come from up ‘norf.
Mine’s one of the best.
I love Christmas
I love all the tacky shit that gets put all over everything.
It makes me smile on the inside.
I only fall for women I can’t have.
I’m still working out why.
I like home made things.
People should make more stuff for themselves.
I don’t like people who set their profile to private.
You should say summit in your “About Me” section.
I have a problem with eating.
I like it a bit too much.
Right and Wrong don’t exist.
Sexuality and Gender are irrelevant.
I’m quite shy,
For a boy in silly silly clothes and make up that is.
If you disagree with any of the above and feel the need to tell me,
DONT.
Write your own god damned manifesto.
Live by your own rules but respects others.
I tend to stand out in crowds...
I COLLECT DIRTY LOOKS AND DEATH STARES
Beats stamp collecting any day of the week.

My Interests

At the moment I am very keen on...
- Dressing Up - Sublime Theory - Taxidermy - The Golden Age of Grotesque

I'd like to meet:



ASLAN
But he is rather tricky to get hold of.

Music:

ABC, A Certain Ration, Alice in Videoland, Aqua, Alternative TV, The Au Pairs, Autokratz, Babes in Toyland, Bauhaus, BBo$$ (and the Zombies), Billy Idol, Blondie, Bjork, Bob Dylan, Bolt Action Five, Beach Boys, Beastie Boys, Bikini Kill, Bruce Springsteen, Cabaret Voltaire, Chicks on Speed, Chromeo, Cindy Lauper, Cleft Pallets, Cock And Bull Kid, Cooper Temple Clause, Crystal Castles, CSS, Daft Punk, Damn Arms, Dandi Wind, Delta 5, Death From Abvove 1979, Devo, Digitalism, Diskoboy, The Distillers, DNA, Echo And the Bunnymen, Frankie Goes to Hollywood, Frank Musik, The Four Tops, Gang of Four, The Ghost Frequency, Goldielocks, Hadouken!, Herve (and all his projects), (early) Hole, The Horrors, Hotchip, The Human League, The Fall, Jefferson Airplane, Jem, The Jesus and Mary Chain, Jimmy Cliff, JME, Joan Jett, Johnny Cash, Joy Division, K-tron and the Exploding Triangles, Kano, Kavinky, Kim Wilde, The Kinks, Klaxons, Kraftwerk, The Kreeps, L7, Lady Sovereign, Ladyfuzz, Ladytron, Late of the Pier, LCD Soundsystem, Lo-Fi-Fink, Long Blondes, The Lunachicks, Magazine, Mars, Marvin Gaye, Metronomy, M.I.A, Miss Odd Kidd, Namalee and the Namazons, The Nation of Ulysses, (early) Nine Inch Nails, Niyi, Neon Plastix, New Order, New Young Pony Club, Patrick Wolf, Percy Sledge, Pere Ubu, The Presets, Pet Shop Boys, Psychofags in Binbags, The Pop Group, Public Image Limited, RAT:ATT:AGG, Rihanna, Riot in Belgium, Robots in Disguise, Robyn, Rowdy Superstar, Sam Cooke, Sleater-Kinney, Shychild, Sinden, The Slits, Skepta, The Smiths, Snap! Crack!!, Softcell, Sonic Youth, STDJs, Steed Lord, STFU, Suicide, The Sunshine Underground, Soulwax, Tatu, Teenage Bad Girl, Teenage Jesus and the Jerks, These New Puritains, Uffie, Vicarious Bliss, The Violets, Wanda Jackson, Warboy, X-ray Specs, Yo Majesty

Movies:

Anything by Luc Besson.
I HEART his films I do.

Television:

Grey's Anatomy.
Its my favouritist thing.

Books:

Currently grappaling with Neitzche (SP?), its hard work but very rewarding.

My Blog

In Between Injuries (Starting Work)

As many of you know I have recently begun paying a little tax. I say a little tax only because yu can't pay much when you are being paid only just enough to make the stealing of car radios not a neces...
Posted by Clown. on Tue, 29 May 2007 02:08:00 PST

Best Weekend Ever.

Danger: I feel this may be long, so get yourself a cup of tea and settle down in front of your internet connected goggle box (wearing a spare of spazzy specs like the pair I am wearing whilst writing ...
Posted by Clown. on Mon, 14 May 2007 07:42:00 PST

Back from Implant pt1

So, I am home. Have been for a little while, and I just wanted to say thanks to every one who kept their fingers crossed and wished me luck. It all went very smoothly (or so I am told). I was in surge...
Posted by Clown. on Fri, 23 Feb 2007 12:40:00 PST

I'm an Old Snobby Fart (AA gig review)

And more so every time I look down at my right hand which has the words:"OUT WITH THE OLD"Stampted in a big black triangle on it, which was given to all of us who were old enough to buy liquor.Yes, I ...
Posted by Clown. on Sat, 13 Jan 2007 02:32:00 PST

The Reboot Begineth

So, the rebuild has begun. I am no longer toothless at first glance. My new plate (aka DENCHER) has just been fitted and whilst it looks better then not having a tooth it feels fucking weird. Its all ...
Posted by Clown. on Mon, 13 Nov 2006 08:14:00 PST

Harry - 0 Door - 1

Hello every one, and welcome to my Blog...On Wednesday night I did run into a glass door, lacerating myself in several places including a massive wound on my left arm and I did knock one of my front t...
Posted by Clown. on Thu, 12 Oct 2006 03:19:00 PST