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Which Trainspotting Character Are You?" a desert holiday, lets pack the drag away, il take the lunch and tea, you take the ecstasy, fuck off you silly queer, im getting out of here, a desert holiday, hiphiphiphip hooray!"
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My Friends. These people are the glue that hold me together, make me sane.JONJON-my other half, my male counterpart etc. love you babes :)RACH-my manchester lady, miss you forever snot face, come back and make me a veggie breakfast!RUTH-my vodka partner in crime and mother to my niece (not actually, i mean children. ew)LOZ-for knowing how neurotic i am and still wanting to talk to me :)ROSS-definitly the funniest. o yes. do you change colour when you're pregnant?KERRY-has the mightiest ass! never will the secret word be revealed to boys. they just dont know.DEE-DEE-my lovely lady wife, for much download madness and frolics!FAE-the only woman i know who can beat me in a sarcasm rally, beautiful lady :)GUY-this boy. always. forever. harina. CHLOE-my pink princess. harina.JAK-for hating the scene even more than me! KENNETH!LIAM-my fucking hero. for loving son of dork and always managing to cheer me up.