About Me

I am a fast-growing website that's disturbingly obsessed with gossip, pop-culture, politics, and scandal. (I was briefly dead but have risen again.) A lot of people say I'm irreverent. Or "snarky." They don't understand that--even when I'm exposing the profound nutsiness of Tom Cruise's Scientological faith or documenting the Worst Hair in Congress--it's all about love.

You can always find me at www.radaronline.com , or...

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Big News: I'm relaunching as a magazine, too, in February 2007. Subscribe and I'll willingly show up in your mailbox. (Unless there's a Pottery Barn catalog in there--sorry, I won't go anywhere near that bitch.)

My Interests

Gossip, breaking news, corrupt famous people, smart famous people, media, disturbing trends, America's uncertain future, making out.

I'd like to meet:

I wouldn't mind meeting hordes of new readers, as well as (in no particular order): Baby Suri, Adolescent Fucked-Up Suri, and Laura Bush when she's really drunk on Kahlua and ready to talk.

Also: Writers, photographers, illustrators who get it.

Music:

LOVE music. Except when I merely like it or critically denounce it. Or when James Blunt coos it in my ear while cuddling me. Hate that.

Movies:

Ones in which I enjoy prominent product placement.

Television:

As a magazine attuned to pop-culture, I enjoy everything from delicately nuanced dramas ("Gray's Anatomy") to brain-rotting reality shows ("Gray's Anatomy"). I also don't mind "Gray's Anatomy."

Books:

I'm thrilled to announce that Jane Austen will be joining the staff as an unpaid intern in January 2007.

Heroes:

Catch me when I'm in a teary, confessional mood...and I'll tell you all about the man who led my scout troop.

My Blog

BRONZE BAMBI, BABE BREAK ART SALE RECORD

OH, DEER 2,000-year-old art A 2,000-year-old bronze statue titled Artemis and the Stag sold for $25.5 million through Sotheby's yesterday, becoming the most expensive sculpture ever to sell at auction...
Posted by Radar on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:13:00 PST

JUDGING PAULA ABDUL

P.R. IAH Paula Abdul Congratulations, Paula Abdul! First we exposed her penchant for tossing assistants like bad shellfish. Then she wins our Gutter Report this week for having massive tabloid mention...
Posted by Radar on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:11:00 PST

PARIS: I BOUGHT THE LAW

L.A. LAW Hilton, Baca (inset) Did family money buy Paris Hilton a temporary get-out-of-jail card?READ MORE...
Posted by Radar on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

PARIS: I BOUGHT THE LAW

L.A. LAW Hilton, Baca (inset) Did family money buy Paris Hilton a temporary get-out-of-jail card?READ MORE...
Posted by Radar on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 01:09:00 PST

THE MAN WHO STOLE 9/11

TERROR AS A TOOL Radar's Giuliani bumper sticker GOP frontrunner Rudy Giuliani is hoping to ride his 9/11 experience straight into the White House. But while "America's Mayor" is playing well in New H...
Posted by Radar on Mon, 11 Jun 2007 12:57:00 PST

THE UNHEARTED HUCKABEE

SCHOOL DAZE David, Mike (inset) Former Arkansas governor Mike Huckabee has parlayed three solid debate performancesdefined by a series of canned-but-mildly amusing laugh-lines and some articulate rif...
Posted by Radar on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:38:00 PST

CITY ATTORNEY: SEND PARIS BACK NOW!

SPARS WITH STARS Rocky L.A. City Attorney Rocky Delgadillo wants Paris Hilton's freedom revokednow. READ MORE...
Posted by Radar on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:32:00 PST

KUSHNER AND TRUMP PLAY IT COOL

'VANKA? I BARELY KNOWA Trump, Kusher (inset) Oh, Ivanka Trump and Jared Kushner, why must you toy with us? Though they've yet to officially confirm their coupledom, the boyish New York Observer owner ...
Posted by Radar on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:30:00 PST

NAMING THE PARIS HILTON SOAP OPERA

SOAP DISH Hilton Far away from the Hilton-heavy scene around the L.A. County jail, there was another drama unfolding last night. With the Daytime Emmys approaching, more than 40 soap opera stars invad...
Posted by Radar on Fri, 08 Jun 2007 10:26:00 PST

LARRY FLYNT OUTS FIBBING GUMSHOE ON TV

WHO'S THE BOSS? Flynt It seems that all the time he's spent around dirty politicians has taught Dan Moldea a thing or two about skirting the truth. READ MORE...
Posted by Radar on Wed, 06 Jun 2007 11:53:00 PST