M.O

the nerve

to the no talent ASS-CLOWN who spit on my windshield:    i wish i were xavier from x-men so i could concentrate on you so hard i'd make your freaking head explode. in the words of my go...
Posted by M.O on Wed, 19 Sep 2007 06:45:00 PST

ask me why YOU deserve hell

cat chronicles 2007: last wednesday: i have a spare 100 dollars in my pocket. what shall i buy? 100 burgers off the dollar menu? a nice new pair of high heeled open toe pumps? a hit man to off my prof...
Posted by M.O on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 12:18:00 PST

SO ANGRY

things i hate: break lights. air conditioning. wigs. my car. dunkin donuts employees. break lights and my car go hand in hand because everytime i see break lights somewhere ahead of me i am forced to ...
Posted by M.O on Thu, 12 Jul 2007 09:10:00 PST

real american heroes...

horrifying events... -home from work yesterday- nothing in the fridge for me but leftover hotdogs... therefore i threw them in the microwave and settled onto the couch for my dinner. -alyssa came home...
Posted by M.O on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:15:00 PST

losing faith in all things medical

watching greys anatomy i realize how much i do NOT want these people to come within 8 miles of me and any medical need i might have... ive only watched the show a few times but from what i gather- eve...
Posted by M.O on Tue, 03 Jul 2007 11:03:00 PST

i believe in a thing called love

WHOAHHHH kudos to bertha for playing the most fantabulous list of songs EVER. 'in your eyes' by phil collins paved the way for brian mcknight's 'back at one'  and norah jones 'come away with me' ...
Posted by M.O on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 06:25:00 PST

back in the mud again...

its pretty sad when jeffrey dahmer could get a job faster than you could... in my defence i hear he was a pretty charming guy when he wasnt storing severed heads in his fridge...    ...
Posted by M.O on Tue, 19 Jun 2007 07:55:00 PST

me.so.sleepy.

it takes a special something to be able to go for 2 hours through your day without noticing that the hooded sweatshirt you are wearing is INSIDE OUT.yes- true story. 8 oclock exam this morning- it was...
Posted by M.O on Wed, 09 May 2007 08:53:00 PST

chickens dont CLAP

tried to go for a nice relaxing jog this fine afternoon and ended up getting accosted by every dog in a 4 mile radius- i swear these things were leaping out of NOWHERE just to leap into my path- but j...
Posted by M.O on Thu, 03 May 2007 05:22:00 PST

how do i get you alone?

i dont know what it is about ipod headphones- but no matter how nicely i wrap them around my ipod when i put it away- theyr in rediculously complicated knots every time i take them back...
Posted by M.O on Thu, 26 Apr 2007 06:43:00 PST