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About Me

SOMETIMES MY BREATH "SMELLS LIKE SLIM JIMS." I HAVE IMPECABLE TIMING. I'M A HOPELESS ROMANTIC. I DON'T LIKE OR EVEN EAT SLIM JIMS. MY ATTENTION SPAN IS this big. I BELIEVE IN TRYING TO SAVE THE ENVIRONMENT...REDUCE, REUSE, RECYCLE, DRIVE A HYBRID. I ALWAYS FALL ASLEEP IN MOVIE THEATRES, I THINK THEY PUMP IN CO2 OR SOMETHING. I USED TO RUN 80 MILES A WEEK (FOR REALS), NOW MY DOG DRAGS ME ABOUT 8 MILES A WEEK. I LIKE THE SMELL OF THRIFT STORES, OLD BOOKS, AND THE INSIDE OF ACOUSTIC GUITARS. MY CAR STEREO IS ALWAYS ON FULL BLAST. I'M TRYING TO TEACH MYSELF AMBIDEXTERITY...YOU NEVER KNOW WHEN YOU'RE GONNA LOSE AN ARM. I LOVE TO LEARN NEW THINGS BUT HATE TO STUDY. YOU ONLY HAVE TO SHOW ME ONCE. I'M A JACK OF ALL TRADES, MASTER OF NONE. MY CHILDHOOD DREAM WAS TO BE AN F-16 FIGHTER PILOT...BUT I HATE TO FLY...GO FIGURE. MY FAVORITE FOOD IS ICE CREAM...PLAIN VANILLA (BUT IT HAS TO HAVE THE LITTLE BLACK SPECS). I WANT TO BE A ENGLISH TEACHER AGAIN. I HAVE THEE COOLEST DOG IN THE WORLD...LITERALLY, SHE CHANGED MY LIFE. //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// //////////////////////////////////////////////////////////// /////////////////////////// "BE DARING, BE DIFFERENT, BE IMPRACTICAL, BE ANYTHING THAT WILL ASSERT INTEGRITY OF PURPOSE AND IMAGINATIVE VISION AGAINST THE PLAY-IT-SAFERS, THE CREATURES OF COMMONPLACE, THE SLAVES TO THE ORDINARY"-SIR CECIL BENTON
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My Interests

STRUMMIN' MY SIX STRING, STARTING A BAND, SNOWBOARDING, SHOOTING THINGS...with my camera(s), SONG WRITING, SNUGGLING, SINGING, SLEEPING IN, STAR GAZING, SUNSHINE, STAYING ON COURSE, SWERVIN', STAYING OUTSIDE, SLINGIN' DRINKS, STUPIFICATION, AND SEXY GIRLS WHO PLAY HOCKEY.

I'd like to meet:

ALESSANDRA AMBROSIO, JOHN LENNON, CAL RIPKEN JR, PRE, ANDY ROONEY, TIM BURTON, JAKE BURTON, HOWARD STERN, AND HER MOMMA!

Music:

NEIL YOUNG, VAN MORRISON, BOB DYLAN, LED ZEPPLIN, THE BEATLES, CSN(Y), JOHNNY CASH, WILLIE NELSON, FRANK SINATRA, THE STONES, MODEST MOUSE, THE MOUNTAIN GOATS, UGLY CASSANOVA, PORTASTATIC, SPOON, NEW RUINS, ARCTIC MONKEYS, HOLOPAW, KINGS OF LEON, BLOC PARTY, THE ARCADE FIRE, NIRVANA, GREEN DAY, PEARL JAM, DEATH CAB FOR CUTIE, THE FLAMING LIPS, MOJAVE 3, THE HONORARY TITLE, THE DECEMBERISTS, THE EARLY NOVEMBER, POSTAL SERVICE, BUILT TO SPILL, SUNNY DAY REALESTATE, NEUTRAL MILK HOTEL, BELLE AND SEBASTIEN, BONNIE PRINCE BILLY, WILL OLDHAM, BRIGHT EYES, BECK, PINBACK, WEEZER, MY MORNING JACKET, THE SMITHS, THE VELVET UNDERGROUND, THE TALKING HEADS, THE KILLERS, TAPES N TAPES, WHITE STRIPES, FRANZ FERDINAND, THE STROKES, THE PLAIN WHITE T'S, CARY BROTHERS, JOSH RADIN, BEN HARPER, JACK JOHNSON, JOHN MAYER, JAMES BLUNT, DAMIEN RICE, INCUBUS, PRE 2003 DAVE MATTHEWS, REM, COLDPLAY, U2, RAGE AGAINST THE MACHINE, RED HOT CHILI PEPPERS, VIOLENT FEMMES, BEASTIE BOYZ, DRE, SNOOP D-O-DOUBLE-G, 50, BIGGIE, WU-TANG, LIL FLIP, DEAD PREZ, DANGER DOOM, JAY-Z, MOS DEF, QUASIMOTO, OUTKAST, DJ ASSAULT, AND MICHAEL JACKSON IS STILL THE KING OF POP! I'LL LISTEN TO PRETTY MUCH ANYTHING EXCEPT COUNTRY MUSIC THAT WAS RECORDED AFTER 1980.

Movies:

TOP GUN, AND REALLY ANY MOVIE WITH BOOBIES : )
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Television:

KILL YOUR TELEVISION!!!! READ A BOOK!!!! BUT IF YOU HAVE TO WATCH SOMETHING...DEF POETRY, SIX FEET UNDER, CARNIVALE, ENTOURAGE, CARTOONS, AND COPS BAD BOYS BAD BOYS WHACHA GONNA DO-OOOO?

Books:

ZEN AND THE ART OF MOTORCYCLE MAINTENANCE, SIDDHARTHA, OF MICE AND MEN, STRANGER IN A STRANGE LAND, ISHMAEL, TUESDAYS WITH MORRIE, STILL LIFE WITH WOODPECKER, THOMPSON, POE, HESSE, MONTAIGNE, SHAKESPEARE, VONNEGUT, AND PALAHNIUK.

Heroes:

LAURABETH, JIM BEAM, SPIDERMAN, CAL RIPKEN JR., SHAUN WHITE, STEVE PREFOUNTAINE, ISSAC BROCK, NED BUNTLINE, AND EDWARD BLOOM.

My Blog

Some of this is scary-true...

Gemini, the sign of the Twins, is dual-natured, elusive, complex and contradictory. On the one hand it produces the virtue of versatility, and on the other the vices of two-facednes...
Posted by E-Ffect on Fri, 04 Aug 2006 10:16:00 PST

Princess Ludo of Yale

So yesterday was my birf-day. Up until about 5:45pm I thought I was getting a guitar. All the clues about my present led me to believe this. Then Laura walked out of the kitchen, and...
Posted by E-Ffect on Thu, 25 May 2006 06:32:00 PST

Word of the Day

tomfoolery; n. Foolish behavior. Something trivial or foolish; nonsense.
Posted by E-Ffect on Fri, 19 May 2006 07:19:00 PST

MIND YO TITTIES!!!

Laura and I went to Buffalo last weekend for my little sister's college graduation. On our way there we stopped at a rest stop. It was at this very rest stop that we saw a girl picking up ...
Posted by E-Ffect on Thu, 18 May 2006 06:05:00 PST

I wrote a rap song

Yeah bustah, my skinny white ass wrote a rap song for my dawg Ludacris called "Myspace Hoes" wit phatty beats from Timbaland, and it goes a little somethin' like this.....(as you read, just imagine Lu...
Posted by E-Ffect on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 01:02:00 PST

My best girlfriend asked me to message you.....

GOD DAMMMMNN IT!!!! I'm so fuckin' sick of these pictureless fuckers emailing me that their "best girlfriend" likes me and asked them to ask me if I'd be their friend!! I can't believe mys...
Posted by E-Ffect on Thu, 23 Feb 2006 06:26:00 PST

Darwin Candidate of the Dead

"Millionaire Leaves Entire Estate To Pay National Debt" Let it sink in...that's right the ridiculousness of this lady's last request. 98 year old Margaret Elizabeth Taylor of Findlay, Ohi...
Posted by E-Ffect on Fri, 20 Jan 2006 11:01:00 PST

Darwin Candidate of the Week

"2005, Bizkupija, Croatia. On a Thursday afternoon around 4:30, 55-year-old Marko went into his semi-detached workshop to make himself a tool for chimney cleaning. The chimney was too high for a...
Posted by E-Ffect on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:35:00 PST

"The Man of the Minute"

MATISYAHU! If you don't know who? Find out @ www.hasidicreggae.com If you're lazy, he was born Matthew Miller 6/30/1979 "the Jewish date of the 5th of Tamuz 5740." As a teen, "Havin...
Posted by E-Ffect on Wed, 14 Dec 2005 06:27:00 PST

Hunter S. Thompson's Suicide Note

"No More Games. No More bombs. No More Walking. No More Fun. No More Swimming. 67. That is 17 years past 50. 17 more than I needed or wanted. Boring. I am always bitchy. No Fun -- for anybody. 67. You...
Posted by E-Ffect on Wed, 07 Dec 2005 06:12:00 PST