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Tennessee

If I smile at ya I might blind ya!

About Me

Layout made by kyleene at CreateBlog.com . My hobbies are: snowmobile racing, shoplifting at yard sales, window shopping at Goodwill, volunteering at the suicide hotline, knocking back jug wine, making citizens arrests, and speaking in tongues

My Interests

The things that I find most interesting are... Things that are shiny Adventuing, Exploring, Experimenting Building things with my bare hands People with funny sounding, odd, or unsual last and/or first names People who are not from here Things that are funny, exciting, and entertaining Laughing, goofing off, and being silly Small things, spicy foods... architecture, art... I think that cirlces and Russian folk music are sexy Dogs, language, and organized chaos Rituals, traditions, and water

I'd like to meet:

I would like to meet other people who believe that Nascar should be BANNED because it only serves to increase our dependence on foreign oil!!

Music:

I think that Stevie Wonder should be emperor of the universe!

Movies:

My Favorites: l'auberge espanol, the secretary, crouching tiger hidden dragon, royal tennenbaums, hitch, the professional, napolean dynamite, mommy dearest, the godfather, the goonies, down to earth, city of god, the kid, and many others that i cant presently think the name of...

Books:

I wrote the book... yes, I am writing a book about Nashville, second trashiest town in america!

Heroes:

Kung-fu masters, People who LOVE dogs, and people who can speak more than 4 languages

My Blog

Me on me

I have been thinking recently that I would like to become a better person.  I think its a pretty good idea but I am having some concerns.  I wonder if it is possible for me to be a better pe...
Posted by Lauran on Tue, 21 Mar 2006 06:10:00 PST

Workin'

So...I'm sitting here after a day at work.  My head hurts and my eyes feel like they are about to fall out of my head and yet I have this feeling of complete contentment (is that a word?)  E...
Posted by Lauran on Wed, 25 Jan 2006 04:06:00 PST

Wine tastings @ Bistro 215

This past Friday I attended a wine tasting at Bistro 215...please let me first say DO NOT waste your time going to one of these unless you like to drink wine that tastes like a mixture of gasoline and...
Posted by Lauran on Mon, 05 Dec 2005 07:25:00 PST

All things...

So...I'm just thinking about things.  And do you know what  I think I just figured out???  I ka-know that you dont so thats why I'm tellin' you fool!  I just figured out that up to...
Posted by Lauran on Fri, 25 Nov 2005 08:25:00 PST