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Cen... its a hard c

Ding fries are done! Ding Fires are done! Would you like an apple pie with that?

About Me

mine is one of the original signatures on the Constitution of the USA. i created the internet. i was talking with apes long before Jane Goodall was ever born. i wrote A Tale of Two Cities. i taught the cow how to jump over the moon. sometimes i need to wear a helmet. i invented electricity, by accident. i like cotton candy as much as i like breathing. i coined the phrase, "And to all a goodnight." i want a friend named susanna so i can sing "Oh Susanna," and mean it... (even though i'd have to change alabama to louisiana, and i'd need to invest in a banjo).

My Interests

cornflakes, dirt, and the pleiades... film, writing, and laughter... outside, dawn/dusk, and not snakes...

I'd like to meet:

Chitty Chitty Bang Bang, Craker Jack, & ________ ...

Music:

the clash, JSBE, the black angels, stars, bonnie prince billy, richard swift, the shins, mos def, paul westerberg, beck, bowie, ramones, silver jews, nada surf, stevie wonder, jeff buckley, velvet underground, johnny cash, the black keys, radiohead, led zeppelin, spoon, queen, pixies, marvin gaye, al green, miles davis, elliott smith

Movies:

be kind rewind, there will be blood, goya's ghost, winter passing, ice pirates, half nelson, garden state, high fidelity, punch drunk love, run lola run, cool hand luke, vanilla sky, somersault, bottle rocket, to kill a mockingbird, star wars, eternal sunshine of the spotless mind, trainspotting, hard candy

Television:

iNdependent lens

Books:

On The Road, Water for Elephants, The Pleasure of my Company

Heroes:

Nathaniel Ward, the creator of the terrarium in 1827. The Rev. H. D. Dennis, an "outside artist" in Vicksburg, MS. Most importantly, Sgt. Kenneth A. Jones (SFC)...

My Blog

Local Band Super Fan

- Local Band Super Fan by Ken Scruggs There you stand in your belt of white, in jeans of a woman,Fist pumping the air and leg gyrating like tomorrow doesn't exists. Your head spins aroun...
Posted by Cen... its a hard c on Sat, 07 Jul 2007 11:46:00 PST

Hootie & the Blowfish...

Yeah... Hootie & the Blowfish... It came to me tonight, as I was driving in from work... EVERYBODY loves Hootie & the Blowfish... EVERYBODY... Now, you may not admit it to anyone, or fuck, maybe yo...
Posted by Cen... its a hard c on Sat, 07 Jan 2006 11:14:00 PST

Purple Penis

To dispel any rumors and/or lies, this is straight from the horses mouth: Let me start off by saying Saturday, 1/22/05, was not my night. As I am preparing for an evening of party jumping and d...
Posted by Cen... its a hard c on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST