Matty

I'm as country as a Mayonnaise Sandwich. Not really, but I am usually hungry. I like to think I'm telepathic but, I know what you're thinking, telekinetic have more fun. Green Lantern is by far my favorite superhero because his powers comes from his bling. I like the outdoors, long walks, and puppy dog tails. Raindrops on roses and whiskers on kittens... I sing to myself constantly. It helps pass the time while I'm swimming thru the sea of cat/dog hair that is my house. But I wouldn't get rid of them for all the snickers in all the Walmarts! I feel like underwear is the scourge of man. And I kinda feel sorry for women who wear thongs. But I'm told I'm all alone on that issue. I buy movies the day they come out on DVD and usually never watch them until they come on cable. I miss my skateboard, but I know if I still had it, I'd be a wad of crumpled poop. If my profile blanks out, and I have to redo this again, there will be some serious finger wagging in Tom's general direction! And finally, I love my family. See ya in the Eastside Tattler.