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Sara

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About Me

My laser printer and I have a very healthy relationship. One day I will write a book the likes of which can only be envisioned by stoned lonely gastronomes possessed by the spirit of Gene Wilder and exhibiting oompa-loompalistic dermatological disfigurements. I know that Gene Wilder likes sheep(s) in a bad way, but I don't know why.
Either avian flu will finish us, or the steampunks will.

My Interests

Concert venues with bouncy floors, deviously concocted ways to procrastinate, small colourful candies (especially Shock Tarts, Sour Skittles, jelly beans, Dolly Mix, Runts, Nerds, Nibs, and Chewy Gobstoppers), diner coffee and Pimp My Coffee, the music industry, impotent rants against consumer culture, cognition, body modification, academia, Lebanese politics, my bookshelf, subculture -=or=- 'to up the punx or not to up the punx, and do the punx really need upping?', rock, nice-people music, punk, f.t.w.-style sugarpop, blasting songs with the bass turned off, drinking lattes at pubs, glossy photographs in cookbooks + speciality ingredients + other food porn, closet groupie-ism, writing letters, duotrope.com, driftercore poetry, writing fiction -=or=- 'my writer's block is now a lifesized Lego Duplo castle', cleaning lint screens, ogling at picture inserts in biography books, idolworship in the unlit stairwells of speculative fiction, mosaic or stained glass art, prefrontal cortex, also the situation around the central sulcus, calligraphy, digging volleyballs, apathy, exhaustion, conjuring the nostalgia that pervaded Aureliano's bones, shotokan karate, perusing merch desks at rock shows, tea with cardamom Carnation Milk in flimsy plastic cups.

I'd like to meet:

A dashing rockstar.
Sal, who taught me that we are all of paper.

Music:

Brand New, Streetlight Manifesto, Against Me!, Catch 22, Link 80, Knowledge, Ugly Casanova, Islands, Bedouin Soundclash, The Flatliners, Big D, AFI, Incubus, A Perfect Circle, Saves the Day, Handsome Furs, The Distillers, Tsunami Bomb, Duran Duran, Billy Talent, The Exit, The Music, Tiger Army, The Police, RHCP, Godspeed You! Black Emperor, Morrissey, The Cure, The Stills, Hopesfall, The AKAs, Daycare Swindlers, The Thumbs, Murder by Death, Leonard Cohen, Asian Man Records, The Falcon, Magneta Lane, The Code, Elliott Smith, Modest Mouse, The Lawrence Arms, Melhem Zein, Spoon, Head Automatica, Bandits of the Acoustic Revolution, Say Anything, Rise Against, The Grates, Clap Your Hands Say Yeah, Band of Horses, Deerhoof, Stars, The Explosion, Metric, The Decemberists, Antony and the Johnsons, Mika. And skacore.

Television:

Music Videos, Grey's Anatomy, House MD, Rome

Books:

here's my bookshelf:
http://www.librarything.com/catalog.php?view=alixanaeuphoria