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SANDWASH

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The Munkfin Saga The Story Of SANDWASH.
In 1932, Bolivian archeologist Claro Del Piero discovered the remains of an ancient temple in present day Kazakhstan. Located in the center of the harsh Munkfin wasteland, the total area of the ruins stretched to an astounding 23 square-meters. Its exterior design was characterized by sculpted depictions of a man-like creature with three horns. The inside of the temple was equally disturbing. The upper beams that held the ceiling were lined with crude sculptures of human heads, with serpentine tongues sticking out from obscure open mouths (Del Piero 482).
Scientific readings indicated that the ruins dated back to 2466 B.C. Leading historians from around the world were invited to trace the origin of the temple and decipher the etched scriptures on the temple walls. Elements of Summerian writing and cuneifrom were employed in the process (Huelez 32).
The result was blood curdling.
Studies showed that the temple belonged to an undiscovered nano-race of cannibals. The temple served as a sacrifice chamber to their prime deity, the man-goat god. The ancient race believed the man-goat created the universe through a ‘whirl of hunger’; and unless pleasured, it would consume its own creation (Forsyth 310). To avoid this harrowing destruction, the serpent god was regularly presented with human pleasure.
Every four nights, the populace would bring a ‘silenced’ virgin maiden into the chamber. A priestess would then take up the role of the Serpent and approach the sacrifice. With a handful of red sand from the wasteland, the priestess would rub the ‘silenced’ virgin’s genitals. The sacrifice’s screams were believed to satisfy the hunger of the man-goat. (Ernest 84).
The act often lasted a whole night, while four priests stood at every corner of the temple to chant the songs of ‘Zhi’ above the moans of nubile women who fornicated along the temple walls (Huelez 814).
After the virgin maiden climaxed thirteen times, she became the new priestess. Her predecessor would leave on foot to gather the next bag of red sand from the Munkfin. The priests who stood at the corners of the temple would then submit themselves to be butchered and eaten uncooked by the fornicating women (Ernest 582). The tongues of the human feast, however, were reserved for the priestess. She would eat them in belief that they allowed her to communicate with the man-goat god (Del Piero 604).
Historians named this barbaric ritual ‘Sandwash.’
Citations:
Del Piero, Claro. The Findings of the Munkfin Expeditions. Ateneo University Press. 1933.
Ernest, Paul. Reprise of the Munkfin Gods. 1951.
Huelez, Pedro. Imprints of the Mortellion Society. Darwin Press. 1948.
Forsyth, Gerald. Phallic Wisdom. Endicta Gerning Press. 1938.
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Groovecore
Sandwash plays their own style of music called ‘groovecore’, a form of rock music characterized by vintage guitar riffs, modern metal dynamics and soaring sing-along choruses. Groovecore typically features themes about decadent relationships and the highs and lows of being a 20-something in Dubai.
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Title: Temper - Live @ The Hard Rock Cafe Dubai.
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Title: Alabaster - Live @ JimmyDix Dubai.
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Title: October - Live @ JimmyDix Dubai. DT.
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Title: Maria - Live @ JimmyDix Dubai.
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Member Since: 10/8/2006
Band Website: sandwash.net
Band Members: Mike - Vocals
Pavel - Guitars
cr0m - Bass
Jay - Drums

SANDWASH | Band bio tech is godzilla

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SANDWASH on the cover of TIMEOUT MAGAZINE

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Influences: Jack Daniels, women, squandering a paycheck in a day, growing up in Dubai, Tour of Duty at Cyclone, selling vibrating pillows to lonely housewives, a weekend bus ride next to construction workers, the over priced guitars at Mozart, Red Horse Beer in tall cans, Kiran's refrigerator, Mike's sticker-infested, invincible brandless guitar, watching Picasso paint, breaking up and making rice, being stalked by ex-girlfriends, the effects of lithium, the permissable intake of caffeine per day, Tokyo, debates over horse carriages, pull-ups, fuck-ups, being praised, being rejected, pulling through, staying loud and knowing that it's better to regret something you did than something you didn't do.

The Beatles
Kiss
Bloc Party
The Wildhearts
Nirvana
Led Zepplin
Nile
Megadeth
Pearl Jam
Eraserheads
POT
Pantera
Slayer
Oasis
Blur
Pink Floyd
Foo Fighters
Greenday
AC/DC
The Ramones
Radiohead
Rancid
Pixies
Soundgarden
Sepultura
TOOL
311
Sublime
Kapatid
NIN
Manic Street Preachers
Ryan Adams
New Order
RHCP
Portishead
Weezer
Massive Attack

Sounds Like: Rock music characterized by vintage guitar riffs, modern metal dynamics and soaring sing-along choruses.

Record Releases

Sandwash Demo CD Absolutely FREE!!!
Available in all gigs!
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Ampulance Compilation

The Silver Album (Sandwash 1st Demo CD)

Record Label: Interested? send email to: [email protected]
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

If you open up, I'm goin in

At some drunken party, at some rich prick's house, for some forgettable excuse for a gathering, I saw what I knew could only be trouble. She sat on the stairs, surrounded by two other girls, each stru...
Posted by SANDWASH on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 11:27:00 PST

Maria

It was Terry's last week in Dubai. We'd known each other since we were ten, and pretty much grew up together. We were the ultimates, Terry and I. From shoplifting at City Centre to dabbling with the G...
Posted by SANDWASH on Tue, 06 Mar 2007 10:54:00 PST

Magelie

There's always a girl who'se out of your league. Someone who hangs out with a different crowd, walks with a different air, belongs in a different world. Her beauty is majestic, but like the flashiest...
Posted by SANDWASH on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 01:49:00 PST

Sandwash in What's On

This article came out when Pavel momentarily left the band because he hated a song that Mike had composed. So we asked one of our friends to fill in for a photo shoot. When the reporter asked us what ...
Posted by SANDWASH on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:51:00 PST

Sandwash in Time Out

This came out a few years ago, when Samer was still our bassist and Jay still couldn't legally buy beer (oh, right, he still can't). ...
Posted by SANDWASH on Wed, 31 Jan 2007 05:45:00 PST

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Posted by SANDWASH on Wed, 11 Oct 2006 10:15:00 PST