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Dave

Make my Funk the P-Funk I wants to get funked up

About Me

My only goal in life is to be an old black man.

My Interests

All Music, Guitars, Guitar Effects, Guitar Amps, Women, Aliens, UFO's, Tounges, The rings of Saturn, Time Travel, and The Gypsey Way

I'd like to meet:

The person who invented electricity, yes Muddy Waters himself. Guess I'll have to wait on the Grim Reaper for that one.

Music:

Blues, Funk , Rap, German Techno Pop, Reggae, Metal, Jazz, Zappa, Rock, Funk, Indian, Chinese, Pakastani, Dr. John, Hendrix, Stevie Ray and Wonder, Coltrane, Davis, Jimmy Reed, Rage, Santana, Funk, James Brown, Fred Wesley, Lance Lopez, Eric Gales, Satriani, Radio Head, BB King, Buddy Guy, Eric Clapton, Dream Theater, Mr. Pookie, Dangelo, Al Green, Sir Duke, Mozart, Beethoven, Bach, Marley, Toots and the Maytals, CCR, Metallica, MegaDeath, Pantera, Queen, AC/DC, Vai, P-Funk, Parliament-Funkadelic, Herbie Hancock, Ciguros(is that spelled right), Mckinsey Report, Paul Bird, Holland K. Smith, Bertha Coolidge, James Hinkle, The Fourth Wall, Easy E, DJ Quick, Grand Master Flash, Van Halen, Muddy Waters, Z.Z. Top, Junior Wells, Little Walter, Rain, Mark Knopler, Johnny Guitar Watson, Chuck Berry, Lightning Bolt, Mono, Peter Brotzman, Wah Wah Watson, Los Capos De Mexico, Conjunto Primavera, Albert King, Freddie King, Albert Collins, Jimmy Johnson, Doors, Beatles, Eddie Clearwater, Kid Spatula, and many many more........................................................ ............................................................ ............................................................ .

Movies:

Blues Brothers, Bill and Teds Excellent Adventure, Karate Kid

Television:

Booooo TV!

Heroes:

Baharat Robinson

My Blog

D-Wave

I've sigend a contract with spicy/sexy records everybody.  I am now an exclusive member of their record label.  Stay posted for tour info.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 09 Oct 2006 08:47:00 PST

Abducted

I just wanted to let everybody know that last night I was abducted by aliens. Man they have some really cool music. We have to stop our government now from keeping the secrets they withhold about UFO'...
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

New Guitar

ya i gots a new guitar. It be playin smooth yo
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

Alien Sex

I need some Alien Sex.
Posted by Dave on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST