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Yegor

Prepare to meet the Enforcer!

About Me

LOUD NOISES!

My Interests

music, movies, video games, guitar, drums, keyboards and synths, swords, comic books, cartoons, cats, monsters, active grenades in a dance club.

I'd like to meet:

people.

Music:

If it sounds good it counts.

Movies:

Evil Dead/Army of Darkness, doesnt get any better than those. horror flicks in general, Boondock Saints, Bubba Ho-Tep, Anything Kevin Smith, Fight Club, Lock Stock/Snatch, Tarantino, all the Barbarian Brothers flicks (you know, Twin Sitters, Double Trouble etc), Toxic Avenger, American History X, Club Dread, Super Troopers, Dead Alive, Bad Taste, LOTR, High Tension, Shallow Ground, Invasion of the Body Snatchers, Shogun Assassin, older Jet Li stuff, martial arts movies in general, Ong Bak, Casshern, Dead and Breakfast, Sin City etc etc, i could go on forever

Television:

LOST, Metalocalypse, Battlestar Galactica, Aqua teen Hunger Force and the rest of Adult Swim, Chapelle show, South Park, Oz, Trailer Park Boys, Heroes.

Books:

If Chins could Kill - confessions of a B movie actor, by Bruce Campbell, American Psycho, Hitchhikers Guide, Moby Dick, Hunter S Thompson, Terry Pratchet, Lord of the Rings, H.P. Lovecraft etc, side by side with comic books like Spawn, Walking Dead, Hellboy, Watchmen, Heavy Metal, Battle Pope, and of course the classics

Heroes:

The guy that beat up your dad

My Blog

I thought i dodged the bullet...

I didn't get sick once all winter, that is until yesterday... and now i feel like im gonna keel over and die the only good thing is that i got to stay at home from work! Movies and video games al...
Posted by Yegor on Wed, 28 Feb 2007 11:55:00 PST

Gone Hollywood demo's killin' it!

Now that im done all my guitar tracks this is starting to sound badass. I love recording and being able to do it well and in a short ammount of time. I tore holes in those 3 songs like Mr T rips holes...
Posted by Yegor on Mon, 12 Feb 2007 02:25:00 PST

I look like an asshole right now

I FUCKING HATE DRESS CLOTHES.I LOOK LIKE A FUCKING JERKOFF.Open bar better make up for it!oh yeahCONGRATULATIONS TO DAVE AND LORI!
Posted by Yegor on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 11:33:00 PST

DOG SOLDIERS

HOLY SHIT! I haven't seen a horror movie this good in a looooong time. The concept of British Army Platoon vs. Low Budget Warewolves may seem sort of cheezy, but HELL did they ever make it work! I was...
Posted by Yegor on Sat, 24 Jun 2006 10:39:00 PST

KITTENS!

So, for the past two weeks we've been looking after Bianca's friends cat and her four kittens... We have seven cats in our house right now, 2 of which are our original two, Penalope and Frankenberg......
Posted by Yegor on Sun, 21 May 2006 11:59:00 PST

DRAGONFORCE

RULED, BEYOND HUMAN UNDERSTANDING FUCKING KICKED MAJOR METAL ASS! holy shitballs! D-force will bring back powermetal. Give it a year before they have a number one hit on the charts.
Posted by Yegor on Mon, 01 May 2006 08:29:00 PST

SLAYER

I'm stoked on the fact that, for once, i actually went to get tickets EARLY. Got to Ticketmaster 5 minutes before they went on sale and got 5 floor tickets... cost me over $300. Those 5 were in the la...
Posted by Yegor on Tue, 28 Mar 2006 04:55:00 PST

Time to utilize this shit again

So boredom has finally taken over, and im back on the internet more often so its time to utilize this bitch again. Everyone should check out Rumpelstiltskin Grinder and The Great Redneck Hope, two ba...
Posted by Yegor on Sat, 21 Jan 2006 04:13:00 PST

I've decided to utilize this thing once again

I've been away from computers for months.Its been great, all i do is check my emails.Yet again i got nothing.The new Red Chord is gonna be sick.
Posted by Yegor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

HOLY SHIT

COULD THE NEW PIG DESTROYER ALBUM BE ANY BETTER??? WHY DID IT TAKE ME THIS LONG TO BUY IT??? FUCK!
Posted by Yegor on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST