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John Ross

A Portly Fellow

About Me

I love metal, hip hop, shredding my axe, reading, drawing, and am currently working on getting together a glorious hero-metal band.

My Interests

Axe wielding, Metal, Kung-Fu movies, books, european metal-fests

I'd like to meet:

Herman Li, MORTIIS, Michelle Yeoh, Robert Jordan, Dimebag, Steven Erikson, and anyone with a HEART OF PETROL!! ... i mean metal!!!

Music:

At the Gates, Dragonforce, Black Dahlia, Pantera, Sizzla, Pyscho+Logical Records, Wu-Tang, The Haunted, Crowbar, Rhapsody, Cannibal Corpse, 5'Nizza, NOFX, Blind Guardian, Life of Agony, god forbid, rhapsody, lost boyz, onyx, scarface, Just ICE, hammerfall, cage, sworn enemy, GWAR

Movies:

Seven Samurai, Ichi the Killer, LOTR, Battle Royale, Twin Warriors, Night of the Hunted, Heavenly Creatures, 400 Blows, Club Dread

Television:

south park, OZ, sopranos, family guy, chapelle

Books:

Wheel of Time, Helter Skelter, Demon Haunted World, Legend, Not Wanted on the Voyage, Song of Fire and Ice, MALAZAN BOOKS

Heroes:

Herman Li, Malmsteen, Dimebag, Luca Turilli, Tobias Sammet, Peter Jackson, Ron Jarzombek, Paul Gilbert, Bob Ross

My Blog

I revolutionized the human face!

bored as feces. i got off work cuz i had a runny nose and wanted to go home. im sick of work. i got my photo-yeahs developed and sadly there is none of me as my samurai. its shit cuz i dont think anyo...
Posted by John Ross on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

My very first Blog

I can't wait to come down to Toronto this week. I am finally getting my braces off after four years of hell, AND i am hopefully jamming with two new mwmbers of North America's greatest power metal ban...
Posted by John Ross on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST