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† REVEREND †

I have seen sorrow, and learned to aid the wretched

About Me

I am convinced I am the most righteous mother fucker this world has ever seen.

My Interests

Likes:

Tattoos, Ford Mustangs, sex, The Time Warp, guitars, Del Taco, zombies, swing dancing, campfires, and high fives.

Dislikes:

People who fail to appreciate my awesomeness, Chairman Mao, mayonnaise, reality shows, mean people, cell phones, and robots.

I'd like to meet:

Anyone who agrees with the above statement.

Music:

Insane punch your mother in the face metal.

Heroes:

Aaron's mom

My Blog

WONDER WHY I'M SINGLE? THIS IS MY HOME TOWN!

yes...this beautiful young lady is one of binghamton new york's finest. i need to get the fuck out of this place. thanks to Eno Dev Love for sharing this. ...
Posted by REVEREND on Sat, 27 Jan 2007 01:48:00 PST

HAIKU

mystery donor,you have plucked from your dank crotcha tangle of love.
Posted by REVEREND on Thu, 18 Jan 2007 07:49:00 PST

ILL HAVE A RARE STEAK, AND A MILKSHAKE

vegans piss me off&with their nose up in the air, "oh no, i cant eat that, im vegan". maybe i lack compassion, but i believe that there are way bigger things happening in the cosmos to lay awake at ni...
Posted by REVEREND on Wed, 17 Jan 2007 10:00:00 PST

T&A (PART TWO PERHAPS?)

uh oh kiddies...rumor has it, that timmy and aaron may be in the city of angels in the not so distant future. hold on to your knickers, i know im ready for the ride.
Posted by REVEREND on Mon, 15 Jan 2007 07:57:00 PST

YIKES

holy shit! who the hell was rubbing the crotch of my voodoo doll this morning?
Posted by REVEREND on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 09:41:00 PST

TUO AVERI OKSENSI PAIDALLENI

it would seem as if my bad luck was subsiding. car, relationship, money...they all seem to be working out for me...and not to mention i will be in helsinki rock city, very soon. kippis!...
Posted by REVEREND on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 07:32:00 PST

NO FEAR

i have always been kind of a fan of the rasmus and their creepy looking, feather wearing front man, lauri. not my typical metal, but still worth a listen. no fear not a bad song, but the video gets a ...
Posted by REVEREND on Sun, 14 Jan 2007 05:10:00 PST

VICTORIAN POST MORTEM PHOTOGRAPHY

i wonder what happened to this trend. a little bizarre, but still fun CLICKY CLICKY ...
Posted by REVEREND on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

WOUNDS RIPPED WIDE OPEN

man, talk about bad luck. it has been far less than a stellar month for tim. they say out with the old and in with the new for the new year. well 2007 thus far has been nothing but haunting ghost...
Posted by REVEREND on Tue, 09 Jan 2007 05:47:00 PST

A WET NOODLE - A WORLD MOURNS

it has been brought to my attention that momofuku ando, the creator of instant ramen died of heart failer this weekend at the age of 96.a sad day indeed for college students and the culinary disabled ...
Posted by REVEREND on Sun, 07 Jan 2007 10:08:00 PST