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Joey Machine

d0ct0r_badvibes

About Me

I have a screw installed in my foot from when I broke it dancing.

I'm serious.

I make movies: SPACE AGE FILMS

once I created thunder: THE COUNCIL

Our Heavy Metal Family: HEGIRA RECORDS

my little SIDE PROJECT

My Interests

The McIntosh Coat of Arms:

The McIntosh's were a fierce clan of Scottish Highland Warriors who defended their land by beheading the English with swords.

I'd like to meet:

My future self.

Music:

soothes the savage beast.

Movies:

fill our lives with hope, with meaning, with joy.

Television:

rots your brain.

Books:

are filled with words.

Heroes:

macgyver, james bond, optimus prime

My Blog

Bike Kill 07!

On a Saturday afternoon in late October, in a ghetto area of Brooklyn, on a dead-end street blocked off by barricades, there was an unprecedented scene of madness and mayhem. The kind of thing you'd e...
Posted by Joey Machine on Mon, 19 Nov 2007 08:46:00 PST

My Bike Love (Updated! now with pics)

So, I know for some people it may seem like I have dropped off the planet, or that all I seem interested in lately is bicycles. But it's because bicycles have become a huge part of my life. I have b...
Posted by Joey Machine on Fri, 12 Oct 2007 09:10:00 PST

New Bike!

So the guy who hit me with his SUV (read the whole story in my last blog) offered me his old bike. He lives in the neighborhood, so I walked over and got it. It seems to be a pretty nice bike, he said...
Posted by Joey Machine on Thu, 19 Jul 2007 08:32:00 PST

I'm OK, the Bike is dead.

Riding Mike's bike home from work, I was trying to change lanes on East Ave, I was rear ended by a guy in an SUV who fortunately slowed down enough that he didn't run me over, just got my back wheel w...
Posted by Joey Machine on Wed, 18 Jul 2007 06:08:00 PST

tarot card, ev and kt did it first

You are The HermitPrudence, Caution, Deliberation.The Hermit points to all things hidden, such as knowledge and inspiration,hidden enemies. The illumination is from within, and retirement from partici...
Posted by Joey Machine on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 03:03:00 PST

Meat Without Murder?

http://www.vegetariantimes.com/document/515 I know I still wouldn't eat it, I just think meat is gross in general, regardless of how much the animal suffers.  But this does seem like a more human...
Posted by Joey Machine on Thu, 21 Jun 2007 04:13:00 PST

top 3 ladies

Girls - look at your top 3 boys listed on your MyspaceGuys - look at your top 3 girls listed on your Myspace- Don't change them!!- Enter their names in order- Be honest- Repost this so your friends ca...
Posted by Joey Machine on Fri, 15 Jun 2007 04:54:00 PST

muppet drug fest

d0ct0rbadvibes: perhapsd0ct0rbadvibes: jim henson did do a lot of drugsadisak112: ha haadisak112: what kind of stuff did he do?d0ct0rbadvibes: a ton of acidd0ct0rbadvibes: i shouldn't have to tell you...
Posted by Joey Machine on Thu, 17 May 2007 10:34:00 PST

myspace for jesus

http://www.battlecry.com/I read an article about this in rolling stone, had to check it out for myself. It's not just a god-themed social-networking website, it's an entire movement of militant funda...
Posted by Joey Machine on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:46:00 PST

emoticonz

d0ct0r badvibes: just like merd31poohbear: rightd0ct0r badvibes: O:-)d0ct0r badvibes: :-!d0ct0r badvibes: :-[d0ct0r badvibes: :-*rd31poohbear: hahard31poohbear: spaz attack!!d0ct0r badvibes: man, they...
Posted by Joey Machine on Fri, 30 Mar 2007 07:47:00 PST