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Senator

I like safari yes its very good

About Me

Lets see now, as I understand it, I got one share for being one person... one share for going down the hill, one share for the truck..., and one share for being a person in the truck. But no matter how you figure it, I still dont get as much as anybody else.

My Interests

i like to punch polar bears. then help them up only to knock them down again. laughing at crying babies. letting the carvel ice cream man know how i really feel about fudgy the whale... width="425" height="350" ..

I'd like to meet:

My Grandfather, Charles Bronson,Beetlejuice, Pearl Jam, The other Swayze, Joey Ramone, Colin Clive, That little Kittner Boy, Mr. Savalis, George Gershwin, Dracula Godfried, and what about those 2 new guys Hedges and O'Malley, Sony ......Bony?,hello, the guy who discovered the number 48, Groucho,I said it before and I'll say it again I didnt want to move to California,Sollatso,Tessio,My Maker.

Music:

its contageous, dont look, ferrets arent good pets, stiff & stein, beverly hills cop sntrk, mop up, whine until they bite, thumb is not a finger,the town tasties, put the corn down, the map room( Raiders of the Lost Ark sntrk.

Movies:

This came over from Siam in 2 pieces, do you believe what they can do.

Television:

hollywood squares, is that a titleist,punching for pies,girls of mulch,el restaurante, secret dildo, you cant do that on television, of course its sand... silly, holding it in, dont hurt my soar ear again mr. gower, howard stern show, gilbert godfried USA up all night, the baba booey tape, oh mr. sheffield!,the abbott and costello hour, kurt russell movies, the magic johnson hour, anything but that annoyingly horribly written show gilmore girls, f gilmore girls f that show so many times (if gilmore girls was a baby i'd purposely drop it on its head on concrete and then laugh.) alright michael jackson didnt come over my house to use the bathroom..............but his sister did!

Books:

Glenn Handley's "I'm Fishing and Your Not"!,Code of Ethics by Donald Rumsfeld,"I've got 1,2,3,4,5,6,7,8,9,10,11,12,13,14,15,16,17,18,19,20,21,22,23, 24,25,26,27 Cadbury Eggs Ms.Goyaoboya" by Sir Harden Thicke, Sound Devices 744T DA Recorder User Guide and Tech. Info.,SPARS Time Code Primer,

Heroes:

parents

My Blog

David Lipkin 1979-2006

today i lost a friend and a brother. You were an enlightened individual Dave. you pumped up my spirit everytime I saw you.  I still think of being young on demarest and you and i picking on tommy...
Posted by Senator on Sat, 04 Nov 2006 12:25:00 PST

tourgasism suck it

i dont like this man dane cooke. i think he's a hack , at first i got a chuckle maybe a little giggle, but then i saw that his shit is just hi energy crap no real punchlines. f you mothafuka i prefer ...
Posted by Senator on Mon, 19 Jun 2006 11:44:00 PST

fuck you artie you fat mothafucking cocksucka,............... hi sal

MatchGame 06' BLANK  a doodle doo?  BLANK willow?  
Posted by Senator on Tue, 23 May 2006 10:02:00 PST

only outputs no inputs

pearl jam rocked my dick off last night, those guys really can put on  a hell of a show. 
Posted by Senator on Sat, 13 May 2006 02:31:00 PST

Like my mama always said

Two tears in a bucket mother fuck it.   yes the answer is no.
Posted by Senator on Wed, 15 Mar 2006 10:53:00 PST

What's the difference between a microwave & anal sex?

A microwave doesn't brown your meat.OH OH.
Posted by Senator on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:52:00 PST

Whats green and sits on the toilet?

A girl scout doing her doodie.   heyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy itsssssssssssssss funnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy. OH OH!
Posted by Senator on Tue, 14 Mar 2006 08:35:00 PST

weather report ..... gusts of chicken parmesaen likely

i heart you chin music
Posted by Senator on Wed, 08 Mar 2006 01:03:00 PST

minigolf is the 8th wonder of the world ,im the 9th

why cant people in nyc take care of their children. what is it? is it  harder?why do parents have to burn, or cut,or murder there little children.its just fucking creepy that people have kids and...
Posted by Senator on Fri, 17 Feb 2006 11:07:00 PST

confucious say ez pass is a dirty whore

im going to the park today to laugh at the crying babies, anyone want to join me?oh and maybe have a baseball catch.after that we could go for a ride in my zamboni while drinking straight vodka, TAKER...
Posted by Senator on Thu, 02 Feb 2006 07:57:00 PST