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Kelsey

is your crotch hungry girl? 'cause it's eating your pants

About Me

Hmm, let's see if I can do this without writing a thesis. I was born in Chicago, raised in the boring mall culture suburbs of South Jersey, got culture shock during college in Miami and now I'm a tainted North Jersey City boy with a full Manhattan life.I currently whore myself in a band called pILLOW tHEORY (check the page damnit if you haven't). Yes, I play a plethora of instruments and musical styles. In the past I sang with Jose Carreras, graced a J-Lo remix (no kidding) and played guitar in Glenn Branca's Orchestra to give you an idea of my schizophrenic music life.I've been blessed with the most beautiful daughter on the planet and have a pretty decent, fun life for the most part.

My Interests

...that thing you do when you're about to go to bed...alone, spending time with my awesome daughter who keeps me sane for the most part, hanging with the few people I call friends, that thing you do when you wake up in the morning...alone

I'd like to meet:

Cool new and old people to keep in touch with. The pILLOW page has tons of fans and friends so this personal page is designed for me to keep in touch with those few "special" ones. Not special in a short bus way, but special as in closer to me. But then again my baby momma (I love saying that) once said I had the "worst judgement of character when it comes to people" so I'm not quite sure what that means about you guys & gals (haHA suckers). Although the pILLOW peeps are special too. I'm sorry, welcome my ansy brain.

Music:

AC/DC, Alice In Chains, Tori Amos, Fiona Apple, Arctic Monkeys, Bad Brains, Bauhaus, Beastie Boys, Beatles, Bjork, Bloc Party, Blondie, Blur, David Bowie, Brazilian Girls, James Brown, Jeff Buckley, Kate Bush, Johnny Cash, Chocolate Genius, Clash, George Clinton, John Coltrane, Ornette Coleman, Elvis Costello, Cure, Curve, TTD, Miles Davis, Debussy, De La Soul, Deftones, Depeche Mode, DJ Shadow, Dr Dre, Dresden Dolls, Duran Duran, Elbow, Missy Elliot, Faith No More, Felix Da Housecat, Fishbone, Franz Ferdinand, Fugazi, Peter Gabriel, Marvin Gaye, Gnarls Barkley, Al Green, Guns N Roses, Handsome Boy Modeling School, Ben Harper, Helmet, Ice Cube, Iggy Pop, Janes Addiction, Jay-Z, Jesus & Mary Chain, KRS-ONE, Lamb Of God, Led Zeppelin, Lush, Madlib, Bob Marley, Me'Shell, Metallica, Charles Mingus, Minor Threat, Ministry, Mos Def, NERD, NIN, Nirvana, Outkast, Pantera, pILLOW tHEORY, Pink Floyd, PJ Harvey, Police, Portishead, PRINCE, Public Enemy, Q-Tip & ATCQ, QOTSA, RADIOHEAD, Ramones, Rancid, Rapture, Otis Redding, RHCP, Steve Reich, Rolling Stones, Roots, Run DMC, Sade, Sex Pistols, Siouxie & the Banshees, Sonic Youth, Specials, Stereolab, Slipknot, Patti Smith, SOAD, Soundgarden, Stereolab, Stravinsky, Talking Heads, Tool, Tricky, TV On The Radio, U2, Tom Waits, Weezer, Kanye West, Wilco, Stevie Wonder, Wu-Tang Clan, Frank Zappa...this could go one forever

Movies:

Amelie, Annie Hall, Audition, Basquiat, Chameleon Street, Crash, Do The Right Thing, Eternal Sunshine Of The Spotless Mind, Ghost Dog, Life Is Beautiful, Pee Wee's Big Adventure, Pootie Tang, Purple Rain, Pulp Fiction, Scarface, Reservoir Dogs, Serial Mom, Talk To Her, Trading Places, Traffic, Wizard Of Oz.

Television:

Bob The Builder, Boondocks, Chappelle Show, Everybody Hates Chris, Family Guy, Weeds

Books:

American Pastoral, The Autobiography Of Malcolm X, Blindness, Catcher In The Rye, A Confederacy Of Dunces, Invitation To A Beheading, The Master And Margarita, 1984, The Stranger, White Boy Shuffle

Heroes:

my mother

My Blog

The Black CMJ???

" Don't believe the hype it's a sequel.  As an equal can I get this through to you? " - Chuck D '88 Deep breath... Here it goes.  I've danced back and forth with the idea of actualy postin...
Posted by Kelsey on Mon, 06 Nov 2006 04:02:00 PST

Thug Granny Wednesday...The G.W.A. story

Hump day last week got off (get it?) to a rather bizarre beginning for me. I left my apartment late for work in the morning on my way to the Journal Square PATH station. As I arrived at the 5 point ...
Posted by Kelsey on Mon, 30 Oct 2006 12:10:00 PST

The Almond Story

Sometimes I feel like my name should be changed to David Sedaris.  When bizarre situations happen to me, usually three things pop into my head. a) David Sedaris moment b) You can't write this s...
Posted by Kelsey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 06:13:00 PST

My Daughter's Rendition Of The Hokey Pokey

So this is the mind of my beautiful and hilarious daughter Sabena who is all of 3 1/2 years old.  Unfortunately, I was not present for this classic moment, but it was so hysterical I had to share...
Posted by Kelsey on Mon, 23 Oct 2006 04:55:00 PST

Tag...stuff about me that has NOTHING to do with my music...or maybe it does?

Who tagged me: Laure & Missy So the rules are, once you are tagged you must write at least 7 facts/habits/weird things about yourself & tag 7 people!!! Don't forget to leave a comment which ...
Posted by Kelsey on Sat, 29 Jul 2006 06:02:00 PST