robert jason fifield - ProfilesArchive

About Me

i play music. i do not believe there is anything that exists outside of reality, but i'm not a dick about it. i draw comics, and paint them from time to time. i'm a multi-instrumentalist from montgomery alabama centering around classical guitar. chances are good that i'm a better drummer than you, but i'm generally a shitty keyboardist... i play guitar for "moses," a 3 piece rock and roll band that aspires to be louder than was previously thought possible without the aid of a bassist. we play quaint little love songs.i drive an '86 toyota pickup, and i'm going bald. i'm 24 years old. i have a penchant for rambling; not gambling.i like to say hi to strangers. i like the way you talk.the thesis of my music/art is "better economy through bombast; simplicity en mass."i love everyone, so if i don't like you, it probably means something is properly wrong with you. dislikes: chanel sunglasses(vulgar, much? it's all logo.), knockoff chanel sunglasses(yes, we can all tell.), anti-intellectualism, drugs, menthol cigarettes, and hybrid suvs. likes: shoes, the old $50 bill, american spirit non-filters, and people that caught the sentence fragments.

My Interests

Music:

Member Since: 10/4/2003
Band Website: you are looking at it, smartass.
Band Members: a beautiful, balding bundle of bravado bricks. a cocky, calmly calculating cop killer.a juvenile, jumpy jamboree of jubilant gerrymandering.i dunno, but he's harder than your husband.the happiest person you've ever met.
Influences: objectivism. espresso. an obsessive desire to bring art rock back to montgomery. frank zappa. drag queens. ayn rand. ladies. hard work. atheism. gin, from time to time. paper. plastic. glass. aluminum. copper. your mother. whoever i'm playing with at any given time. you.
Sounds Like: champagne bubbles. faggy artrock noodling with as little holding it together as is possible. asking jeeves to solve an edge post-hardcore band's name for xXx. a roomfull of pompous jackasses discussing the advantages of electric cars
Record Label: alcohol is killing your youth culture.
Type of Label: Indie

My Blog

content from the contest... conquest!

hey hope every likes their pictures... have a nice day.buy buyjason ...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Wed, 07 Nov 2007 11:25:00 PST

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heythe first 5 people to reply to this blog with a link to a picture of themselves will get back an mspaint version of said picture of themselves. i'm still practicing with my tablet... so...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Tue, 06 Nov 2007 09:40:00 PST

work, jeans, and composition.

heyhealthwise is being forced to downsize, and as i am currently not management, my hours are being cut. there can only be one non-management(read: non-salary) employee on duty at once, and not ...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Fri, 27 Jul 2007 02:09:00 PST

you people don't appreciate shit.

something's not right when a man wakes up to take a shower and steps on glass in his own hallway. especially when that man hasn't had a sip of beer in a month. i understand that some of yo...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Fri, 06 Jul 2007 10:34:00 PST

an open letter to dane cook.

heynow, i'm sure you're aware of the allegations against you. stealing jokes from louis c.k. isn't something that's easy to get away with; he's been doing comedy for a very long time, and he has...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Fri, 29 Jun 2007 12:00:00 PST

head on the dor

hey moses is playing tonight... show up. buy buy jason
Posted by robert jason fifield on Fri, 22 Jun 2007 11:20:00 PST

"why the rush? "an open letter to mark early.

the following is in response to the second craziest thing i've ever heard on the radio. the first was some other guy on christian radio ranting about how god sent hurricane katrina and that only...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Tue, 20 Mar 2007 06:26:00 PST

head on the door

heylast night, moses played at head on the door. it was a blast, thank you for coming out. the turn-out wasn't "line around the block" good, but it was packed pretty well. also, bein...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Sun, 18 Mar 2007 02:28:00 PST

getting my brakes fixed

heytoday i got my brakes fixed. i first went to firestone, something i told myself i would never do after the last time i went to firestone. after being told that they would arbitrarily de...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Sat, 03 Mar 2007 01:45:00 PST

a lot of rambling on a variety of topics.

heyi really don't like it when people say they're addicted to things. it kind of downplays actual addiction, if you think about it. "i'm totally addicted to this tv show/candy/etc." ...
Posted by robert jason fifield on Mon, 26 Feb 2007 09:13:00 PST