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Starbaby

You smell like toast

About Me


Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net
About who I am: I am a unique individual, and I enjoy being a unique individual. No one will change that. I'll get it all out of the way for you: I'm weird, eccentric, strange, bizzare, odd, crazy, and yes, even childlike. Yes, my "naughty" pictures are still posted, and I know they are sexy. I love compliments, but there's a line to overbearing. Do I truly expect anyone to take me seriously? Well, nobody ever has. So, it's nothing new.
Oh yeah, I now have a website for my writing.
Deep Within A Schizoid Mind
Go to it. Sign the guest book. Tell me you love it. You know you do :)
I love:
    science Johnny Depp chocolate cartoons puzzles thinking toast (especially flying toast) monkeys stick men sleeping winning at Trivial Pursuit skeletons frogs gummy worms Skittles goulash like my Grandma makes it Oreo dessert creativity the Sims eating pizza with everything on it hula hoops hamsters (especially dancing ones) popcorn with mustard crayons randomness egg (the word egg - the food is good too, but the word is better) deviled eggs cheese sweet n sour sauce from McDonald's on everything Spaghetti-O's Tim

I hate:
    bugs getting up early mud snow stupidity ignorance intolerance guacamole cherry Tylenol reality TV country music throwing up people without a sense of humor doing homework getting my hands wet being accused of shit I didn't do bananas grits when it hurts to poop tapioca pudding losing to Tim at Monopoly losing to Tim at anything losing period arguing bugs (did I mention them?)

I know there's more stuff, I just can't think of it all right now.
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My Interests

My interests include:

    Writing Astronomy/astrophysics Music that doesn't suck Intelligent comedy Board games Daydreaming about Johnny Depp


Damn right...tell em Johnny
Go here cos it will make you poop your pants.

Oh hamburgers!!!!!!

Taste the rainbow

I'd like to meet:

Truthfully, I'm not out to meet anyone. If you're cool, I'll accept you. But you have to get to know me first; I'm a little rough around the edges. Of the 200 + people on my friends list I know about 190 of them in person. Don't get me wrong: I'm out for new friends; but I hesitate in accepting random people. I'm not a number. I'm not here to boost your ratings.
Those of you who are artists who are not on band pages; please, do not waste your, or more importantly, my time by sending the email/add request. I will deny you. I don't care to hear your music. Bands are blocked for a reason. So please do not email me. You will get a nasty response.
Same goes for you assholes who are selling shit. I don't want your product. So don't send me your ad.

Meeting my one true love isn't half bad though either....

Come on....he's SEXY!!

Music:

The music must move me.....
Go here and read some Queen lyrics. They had good music. Seriously. Give it a try.

Current contents of the My Music folder:

    Tool Korn Slipknot Queen Coheed and Cambria System of a Down Dallas Green Dave Matthews Fiona Apple Hoobastank Nonpoint Dethklok Panic! At the Disco

Let me ask you something, does this list contain any rap, country, or christian? Didn't think so. SO DONT SEND ME YOUR FUCKING BAND REQUEST IN MY EMAIL!!!!!!! Spanks germs.

Movies:

If it involves going into space, count me in.

"She's like a flying brick on approach"

Oh yeah, and this guy:

This is Johnny Depp. He's the only man I can love outside of the Deuce. Just look at him!!!! Come on!!! You know he's hot!!!

Television:

Cartoon Network is burned into my TV screen permanently...

"If you saw the Grim Reaper at your door, would you answer it?"

"Advanced beyond all that you can possibly comprehend with 100% of your brain"

Books:

I forgot how to read.

Heroes:


Sir Isaac Newton...founder of physics...a very pious man (how ironic)

Imagination is more important than knowledge

Edwin Hubble....for opening the door in the cosmological community to the proof of the existance of all creation--the SCIENTIFIC proof of the existance of all creation. Go Edwin.

This is Tycho Brahe. He was a sixteenth century astronomer. He's a total fruit loop. He had a pet midgit. He has a false nose. He died cos he had to take a piss. He cracks me up.

My Blog

Astronomy in Pop Culture Quiz

I got this from Astronomy Magazine for May.  The questions are freaking hard!  I found what I believe is most of the answers; but I don't know.  They won't post the key until next month...
Posted by Ikana on Wed, 23 May 2007 06:57:00 PST

Love lost, lesson learned

"I just want it to be over" The last words he ever said to me.  I watched him leave.  Denial and shock began to set in as he disappeared around the corner.  I couldn't move.  I cou...
Posted by Ikana on Mon, 14 May 2007 10:51:00 PST

FINALLY someone stands up for speech rights

The big controversy over Starbucks and their new cups is fantastic!  Some people are pissed because there are athesitic comments on a few of them.  Some are pissed because there are pro-God ...
Posted by Ikana on Fri, 11 May 2007 10:13:00 PST

Who cares about that kid?

So I was refreshed to go to CNN.com and NOT hear something about Anna Nicole Smith or her kid.  I mean, she's DEAD.  The kid is living with the dad.  CAN WE GET OVER IT AMERICA??? ...
Posted by Ikana on Fri, 04 May 2007 07:11:00 PST

Oh what a fashion nightmare!

So, my newest and most proud purchase as of late: a clear plastic PowerPuff Girls bag.  It's in excellent condition.  You will never guess how much it cost. Give up:  what's half of a d...
Posted by Ikana on Wed, 02 May 2007 01:06:00 PST

And the mouth opens once again...

Finals are now over.  That means this semester is done.  No more Java.  No more Cobol.  No more freaking out about Wyne's tests.  Hooray. That means my focus can go to the imp...
Posted by Ikana on Fri, 27 Apr 2007 07:44:00 PST

I want my lightswitch

So I thought it would be fun to recount the dream I had last night, just because so many people were in it.  And it was real weird.  Here goes: I was driving with my friend Tim (not my ...
Posted by Ikana on Thu, 19 Apr 2007 10:18:00 PST

Thoughts

So, I turned on the news last night as I was going to bed, and saw the shit that happened at Virginia Tech.  It made me think of what goes on with our own campus. Do you have any idea just how ma...
Posted by Ikana on Tue, 17 Apr 2007 09:55:00 PST

Rock me Amadeus

Ooo rock me AmadeusRock me Amadeus...Rock rock rock rock me AmadeusRock me all the time to the topHe was a PunkerAnd he lived in the big cityIt was Vienna, was ViennaWhere he did everythingHe had debt...
Posted by Ikana on Mon, 16 Apr 2007 08:52:00 PST

Good morning class

I feel lots better today.  I think going home and sleeping a lot helped. To celebrate my feeling better, here's a picture that made me laugh. Because it does.  Anyone who has ever had ...
Posted by Ikana on Fri, 13 Apr 2007 06:59:00 PST