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DorkusMaximus

Naked man fears no pick pocket.

About Me


So you want to understand me, well ill try my best to explain! I am a silly person trapped in a serious person. But my silly side comes right out when i know you well. I tend to be very outgoing when i have the funds and people to go out with. Right now in my life i want to see and do as much as i can. I have gone on 2 hiking trips and plan on going on many more. Hiking feeds my adventure side and it doesn't cost a lot to do it. I enjoy the company of pets, just don't like cleaning up after them. I have a cat and fish right now, but the cat keeps me plenty entertained. Not to sound like a lush or anything but i really enjoy fine beers. I try to go to new Microbreweries any chance i can get. I used to really enjoy playing video games, but i have not really been interested like i use to these days. What I am is a big movie buff, i have seen many many movies, i guess its cuz i love a good story. Whether it be from someones personal experience or just on film, I'm a sucker for it. My personality can be a little unique,I can be rather direct with questions because I don't like to beat around the bush. This sometimes gets me into trouble or make people think im acting mean when I'm really not. I would say im a very good friend and i always try to have all my good friends know my other good friends. I'm currently coasting in life. I been trying to get some air in my sails for awhile now. I graduated in December of 07, and still don't have a good paying job with growth. I have been single for almost a year now, my last relationship of 4 years ended at the hands pirates(I'm not joking!) and personal differences. So here i am, currently living back at home, trying to get things moving again...
MY RECENT ADVENTURES

My Interests

My interests are anything with movies, having fun with friends, and meeting new people. Video games and the video game industry are really interesting to me. Building things(room upgrades, car upgrades, fabrication, design)...finding out how things work and history behind them...ghosts and people who had personal experiences with one...some art and architecture.
This is a example of my silly sense of humor!

I'd like to meet:

Michelle Trachtenberg, Adrian Brody,

or anyone who can have a good conversation, from movies to whatevers goin down... My AIM name is saber2x.

Want to know whats past the 3rd dimension, watch this!

Double slit experiment....

How small is Earth?

Music:

Smashing Pumpkins, Metallica, The Killers, The Shins, Blink 182, Arcade Fire, Explosions in the sky and various alternative and garage bands..also non repeatative tecno music like Paul Vandyke, Paul Oakenfold, Daft Punk..

Movies:

Garden State, Memento, Fifth Element, Army of Darkness, Evil Dead, The Game, Me Myself & Irene, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Snatch, Lock Stock and Two Smoking Barrels, Punchdrunk Love, Road Warrior,The Jacket, Sin City, Nick of Time, Pulp Fiction, Enter the Dragon, Vanilla Sky, The Shawshank Redemption, Run Lola Run, and all the Lord of The Rings and Star Wars. I have seem hundreds of movies, people dont like going with me to the video store because i have seen most of the films! ..

Television:

Ghost Hunters, Real Time with Bill Mahur, Flip This House, Modern Marvels, Ninja Warrior, Attack of the show.

Books:

If Chins Could Kill, The Tao of Gung Fu, Make Love the Bruce Campbell Way, Weird Michigan, Zombie Survival Guide

Heroes:

Bruce Campbell, Sam Raimi, Bruce Lee, Pat Schwarts

My Blog

Vacation in the Smokey Mountains

Well i finally made it back a full 7 days of adventure with my cousin Anthony and my best friend Justin. Ill tell of my adventures in the form of a log, enjoy. Day 1 We left at Midnight on Friday and...
Posted by DorkusMaximus on Sun, 04 May 2008 01:09:00 PST

Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or endothermic (absorbs heat)?

The following is supposedly an actual question given on aUniversity of Washington mid-term chemistry exam. Theanswer by one student to the bonus question was so"profound" that the professor shared it...
Posted by DorkusMaximus on Sun, 20 Apr 2008 11:07:00 PST

41 Rules Men Wish Women Knew

This is a funny list that most guys can relate to... 1. If you think you're fat, you probably are. Don't ask us. 2. Learn to work the toilet seat: if it's up put it down. 3 . Don't cut your hair. Ever...
Posted by DorkusMaximus on Tue, 15 Apr 2008 06:32:00 PST

One of the best complaint letters i have ever read

Call Waiting An open letter to US West from Bruce CampbellGreetings, US West, allow me to introduce myself as a most unanimously dissatisfied customer. The following is a not-so-friendly reminder of ...
Posted by DorkusMaximus on Tue, 08 Apr 2008 08:50:00 PST

giving this another try

Well im gonna try this again. I have a nack for starting posts then not giving a damn. So whats with me?!?! Well i just got a job recently, the job is ok nothing great. It pays the short term bills bu...
Posted by DorkusMaximus on Sun, 30 Mar 2008 03:13:00 PST

starting anew

just started my space, will see if i like it or is it just like very other profile site
Posted by DorkusMaximus on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST