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Deuce

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About Me

TO MY FRIENDS I HAVE NOT HIT UP OR RETURNED MAIL, I KNOW...I AM A DICKHEAD. VERY SORRY!!! I WILL SOON AND I LOVE THE SHAT OUT OF YA!!
To anyone new thanks for checkin out my page, I have the best fuckin friends well "friends" is a small word for what the Guy's and Gal's are that make our BROTHERHOOD! NOT to be confused with those racist fuckheads!!!
I love being with my Bro's partying, listening to music, long walks on the beach..Wait thats for something else. Anyways I can be one of your best friends most of the time but I can also be quite the dickhead!! But that is my nature..sorry.
I prefer to surround myself with good people and great times,my life is music I don't really play but singing with my friends bands and hearing anything that makes me feel something makes my day. I also work as a Stagehand and have got to work some of my favorite bands and get paid to watch them..what a deal!!! Besides being as close to happy as I can attain I don't want anything else considering what it takes to make me happy..
Music Money Family/Bro's PBR,Guinness,micro-brew Party favors A woman that has a beauty anyone can see and feel and will put up with my shit.
If you need to know more, ask I'll square you up. Now I will place something smart like or funny, as soon as I have more time than it takes for me and my dirt merchant cronies to tie one on. I just deleted a shat load of "friends" cause they never kept in touch or were monkeys...so, add me if you like, leave a mess/comp or whatever and when Im done with this page I will try not to party too hard and get back with you.Quotes I love or say/do.. DRINKING "I'd rather have a bottle in front of me than a frontal lobotomy.""There ain't no devil, just god when he's drunk.""I sold a quart of blood and bought a half pint of scotch."WEDDINGS "Oh I don't mind going to weddings, just as long as it's not my own...""I know a girl, she's been married so many times, she got rice marks all over her face."FOOD "Champaign for my real friends and real pain for my sham friends."CAREERS "I knew him when he was nothing and he hasn't changed a bit.""I don't care who I have to step on on my way down.""Well, I don't mind workin cause I used to be jerking off most of the time, in bars."RANDOM "In the land of the blind, the one eyed man is king.""I'd tell you all my secrets but I'll lie about my past."

My Interests

Drinking, MMA Fighting, MUSIC, Meeting and making new Brothers/Sisters, Living in IRELAND or just a few long visits, Smokin down, MICHIGAN GO BLUE. ADIDAS I love the kicks man..and POWERade. I loves me some POWERade...

I'd like to meet:

My friend's from long ago I miss all of you cept some, you know who you fucks are.A Fuck mook!Anyone who has a fuckin open mind, That includes being able to be honest, Funny as shat, Artistic and a critic. Also anyone from IRELAND or that is IRISH is always welcome...Oh and if you frown upon partying of ANY kind or some God that you choose to belive in dosent allow you to think for yourself..dont bother. I will just offend you!

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Music:

Tiss what makes me feel warm and fuzzy inside...TOOL IS GOD!!!!!!! A Perfect Circle,Tool,System of a Down,Eminem,Dave Matthews,Wu Tang Clan,Chevelle,Alien Ant Farm,Alice in Chains,Audioslave,Coheed and Cambria,Beastie Boys,Beck,Tom Waits,ChronicFuture,DallasGreen,Deftones,Dangerdoom,Dispatch ,Fallout Boys,Foo Fighters,Fiona Apple,Flyleaf,Hed PE,Hawthorne Heights,Hoobastank,Lamb of God,Led Zepplin,Henry Rollins,Mike Doughty,Maroon 5,My Chemical Romance,Machinehead,Nonpoint,Nickelback,Neverending White Lights,NWA,Pantera,Pharell,Portishead,Pharsyde,Sean Paul,Slipknot,Static X,Snow Patrol,Staind,Type O Negative,Tenacious D,The Dillinger Escape Plan,TheNeptunes,The Used,Underoath,Radiohead,Aphex Twin,Busta Rhymes,Zero 7,Failure,Wheezer,Sting,Sarah Mclachlan,Fear Factory,Acid Bath,Mudvayne,Rage Against the Machine,Clutch,Chris Cornell,311,Fugees,Nine Inch Nails,Korn,Bush,Tori Amos,Adam Sandler,Limp Biskit,David Bowie,ENO...NOT EMO,Everlast,House of Pain,Marcy Playground,Bjork,Smashing Pumpkins.

Movies:

Anything with the Frat Pack,Donnie Darko,Waiting,Hero,Unleashed,Kill Bill 1 and 2,A Clockwork Orange,Spirited Away,Matrix Trilogy and The Animatrix,Lord of the Rings Trilogy,Old school Star Wars,The Toxic Avenger,The Crow,House of 1000 Corpses/Devil's Rejects,Snatch,Transporter/Transporter 2,Underworld/Underworld 2,El Mariachi/Desperado/Once Upon A Time in Mexico,The Breakfast Club,Breakin 2 Electric Bugaloo,The 40 Year Old VirginFight Club,Smokin Aces,Killer Clowns from Outer Space,SUPERBAD,CRANK

Television:

Im a fuckin ADULT SWIM junkie and my other tv drugs are law and order...all of em, south park, ren and stimpy..when its on, 70's show, infomercials...MMMMMM entertaining CRACK. I can feel my soul being sucked right out of my ocular cavities, just like this bastard computer screen!

Books:

Besides Playboy, MAXIM and other guy rags... if ROLLINS or Clive Barker wrote it I own it.

Heroes:

My FATHER, Bro's, Maynard, Wanderlei, Jim Beam...

My Blog

Youre it!!

..>     Once you have been tagged, you have to write a blog with 10 weird, random things, facts, habits, or goals about yourself. At the end choose up to 10 people to be tagged, listing ...
Posted by Deuce on Tue, 22 Jan 2008 05:18:00 PST

Pudding Pops

NOT WRITTEN BY MYSELF BUT FUNNY ANYWAYS!They're back. They're back. They're back. Return Of An Old Friend. You might've heard the rumors -- here's the confirmation. Jell-O Pudding Pops, once the kings...
Posted by Deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST

never trust a preacher with a stiffy...

thats pretty good advice,ha!
Posted by Deuce on Mon, 01 Jan 1900 12:00:00 PST