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Brett

You're In For A World Of Bert

About Me

DIE BUNNY! DIE!!! A collection of bunny suicides. Click on the pick-axe to see more. UPDATE!!!Well kids...Brett is an Uncle for the 7th time. Ava Piper Maru (google search the last 2 names) was born at 4:17am on May 11th. 7lbs 10oz. The video below is my first try at using Windows Movie Maker. Enjoy! (A little known fact: I believe my niece Samantha was to be named Pebbles. Sis opted for a name from Bewitched instead.)

My Interests

Too many to mention. I think I may have the ADD. The major ones include photography, doodling, sports, music, movies. Everything else is pretty much an off-shoot of these.

I'd like to meet:


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Music:

What can be found on my ipod...Weezer, Neko Case , Frank Sinatra, Tiger Army, Joel Plaskett Emergency, the Killers, Robbie Fulks, CCR, Solomon Burke, Old '97's, Beck, Louis Prima, Diana Krall, Stray Cats, Johnny Cash, Hawksley Workman, Inbreds, Mates of State, Ray Charles, David Wilcox, Sarah Harmer, Rheostatics, George Jones, Black Keys, Mull Historical Society, Shelby Lynne, Tom Waits, Ron Sexsmith, Eels, Harry Connick Jr., Junior Brown, Carolyn Mark, , Ella Fitzgerald, Joe Cocker, Hot Hot Heat, Dropkick Murphys, Elvis Costello, Van Morrison, Grandaddy, Aretha Franklin, Quasi, New Pornographers, Chris Isaak, Hank Snow, Metric, Sadies, Flashing Lights, Etta James, Cowboy Junkies, Hives, Strokes, Hayden, Otis Redding, Conway Twitty, Dirty Pretty Things, Ashley Park (Thanks Kelly!!)

Movies:

61*, Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill Volumes 1 and 2, the Fisher King, One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest, Kiss Kiss Bang Bang, the Royal Tenenbaums, Fargo, Adaptation, Eternal Sunshine of the Spotless Mind, Lost in Translation, All Kevin Smith movies, Shaun of the Dead, Hot Fuzz, Hot Rod

Television:

CSI: Las Vegas (Miami and New York are stupid), the Simpsons, old cartoons, Mythbusters, Law and Order in all its forms, House, Dexter Podcasts: Diggnation (two increasingly drunk hosts talk about top stories from www.digg.com, Channel Frederator (a weekly collection of animated shorts), Refrederator (one classic cartoon a day), Ctrl-Alt-Chicken (cooking show by 2 people who can't cook)

Books:

I'm more of a mag reader: Juxtapoz, Blender, Books: Neil Gaiman - American Gods & Anansi Boys. I like to read unproduced scripts. Comics:Hellboy, Madman Some new Madman movie talk here

Heroes:

My dad, Superman (wait a sec... My dad and Superman are never in the same room together. Hmm. I'll have to ask my dad next time I see him.), Sportswise: Roger Maris , Mickey Mantle, Nolan Ryan, Don Mattingly, Gordie Howe, Chico Resch,

My Blog

Gun Play on the Mean Streets of Regina

Wow....wow.   While driving to work tonight, I witnessed something that could have been horrifying... and deadly.   While coming up to the intersection of Hamilton St. and Victoria Ave. to t...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 29 May 2008 11:41:00 PST

I Hope 3 Isn’t the Magic Number.

 Ever have one of those weeks, where luck seems to smile upon you?  I seem to be in the midst of one.  (knock on wood.)   Monday, thanks to my cousin's new fangled website...w...
Posted by Brett on Thu, 08 May 2008 09:17:00 PST

"Knock-Off Paintings on Ebay" or "Bretts Sick of the Swiss"

  Ok.  I'll be the first to say that when it comes to painting a pretty picture...I could still use some instruction.  I have a couple unfinished ones hanging up (I tend to procras...
Posted by Brett on Fri, 24 Nov 2006 03:19:00 PST

Bert - The Little Idiot

Been a while since i've posted anything on here, so, here's something I  just remembered from my childhood while sorting through some mail. As a youngin', I had my television routine down.  ...
Posted by Brett on Fri, 11 Jan 2008 08:55:00 PST

The littlest hobo...and a bigger one.

    After work this morning (i'm currently on the night shift), as I drove my vehicle to Hyundai to get the O2 sensor replaced, my route was blocked by repairs to a railway crossing on ...
Posted by Brett on Fri, 14 Sep 2007 11:18:00 PST

Heart Pants

Well, I can't seem to fall asleep. My mind seems to want to torment me all at once with a handful of problems i'm dealing with, plus some memories, both good and bad.  With that said, ...
Posted by Brett on Sun, 03 Jun 2007 02:31:00 PST

Worst "Lunch" Ever or Glad it Wasn't Me

(The lunch is in quotation marks as I am on the night shift.)   Just got back from Denny's, one of the only places in the middle of the night I can go to get a meal.  Pulled up and noti...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 13 Feb 2007 02:52:00 PST

*gasp* water....I need water.

   So, as of this past Saturday, my apartment building has no water as a sewage line broke due to the recent cold snap.  (luckily, I am on the top floor, so no water damage has been don...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 06 Feb 2007 03:12:00 PST

Never have I ever been so happy to see Regina.

Just got home after driving through the worst weather i've ever driven through.  Almost a total white-out.  I wasn't looking forward to the drive home this morning as i didn't sleep well on ...
Posted by Brett on Mon, 29 Jan 2007 10:37:00 PST

Look out...Old Berty's back in town!!

   Yup.  Back in stoopid Regina.  Got in around 9pm.  It's now midnight.  At work as I type and boy, am I tired.  Why?  Glad you asked.    As some of ...
Posted by Brett on Tue, 10 Oct 2006 03:49:00 PST