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Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*)

I have a lot of spontaneous things planned for this fall

About Me

I'm Ryan. I am an aspiring film-maker, actor, writer/novelist, musician (even though I can't play any instruments), Scrabble tournament champion, poet, locksmith, Walgreens Lawn & Garden Manager...wait, no, where the hell'd those last two come from?!?I go with the flow, as long as I like where it's flowing. I live in Marquette, Mi. I'm seriously thinking of moving to Los Angeles... I think I need a little change.For more info... MY PASTY.COM PIC PAGE
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Seize the moment of unveiled wealth You only represent myself Among the patrons sent I pre-empt to be the maestro of insanityInvest your time with an uncommon clock its wired fangs release the early shock and it’s what you are inclined to ignore But notice I’ve got my locked up key I’m the maestro of insanityFake your death and Kill the urges Disguise yourself and sing your dirges, See your loved ones laugh Thinking they are free From the maestro of insanityCheck your cards Pre-dominant hand A full house of people who don’t understand What makes you tick And toss your aces, total three You’re the maestro of insanityPack your bags, Your restricted gains Never glare at or lose sight of what remains So when you get back and unpack What I packed is what you’ll see Belongings of the maestro of insanityAccept the truth More disturbing news Re-examine all the clues And make yourself a claim I’m you, and you’re me The maestro of insanity Profile Edited by MPS MySpace Editor 2.0

My Interests

In no particular order...- Laughing and joking around. - Comedy/humor - STAND-UP COMEDY - Writing (poetry, lyrics, fiction, stories, novels...nothing complete, but always getting ideas...lol.) - HORROR MOVIES and movies in general - MUSIC - Reading - Playing board games (SCRABBLE, Catchphrase, Trivial Pursuit, Monopoly...etc.) - I like to takepictures, - SEINFELD - Curb Your Enthusiasm - Getting and giving massages. A massage instantly puts me in a good mood. I'd hide a body for someone if they gave me one.- Karaoke - JOHNNY BANGER, he's an asshole, but check him out anyway. www.johnnybanger.com (Site is down now, though) - TWILIGHT ZONE (One episode freaked me out when I was little). - Bocce Ball - Mystery Science Theater 3000 - Cosby Show - Home Improvement - CHINESE FOOD - Cereal - DARTS - Going for walks - Drawing (sometimes) - CSI - George Carlin - South Park - SNL - The Three Stooges - Will Ferrell - Dane Cook - Mad TV - The Far Side - Calvin And Hobbes - Garfield - Frisbee Golf - Golf ....so much more...

I'd like to meet:

Reese Witherspoon #25 Zooey Deschanel Jerry Seinfeld & Larry David The Comedians of comedy (Maria Bamford, Zach Galifianaikis, Patton Oswalt, Brian Posehn) Brian Regan Will Ferrel, Steve Carell, Vince Vaughn...all those guys. Eli Roth Danielle Harris and everyone else...as long as they're not mean. I need to meet some new people to hang out with. .. width="425" height="350" ..

Music:

BOB DYLAN TOM PETTY JOHNNY CASH BUDDY HOLLY AND THE CRICKETS TORI AMOS THE GUESS WHO FLEETWOOD MAC TRACY BONHAM LIZ PHAIR JEWEL BEATLES ROLLING STONES LED ZEPPELIN ROGER MILLER SUPERTRAMP CCR SO MUCH MORE...
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Wide variety...Love oldies and classic rock...they're my favorite. I don't listen to rap too much, but I don't hate it. I like most everything.

Television:



Books:

Official Scrabble Player's Dictionary & The OWL Word Freak, by Stefan Fatsis Jonathan Kellerman Faye Kellerman Patricia Moyes Edward Stewart Chuck Logan Phillip Margolin Val Mcdermid Thomas Gifford Don Winslow

Heroes:

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My Blog

If I were on a deserted island...

If you were stranded on a deserted island, with a cd player and an endless supply of batteries, and you could only have 35 non-burned cd's, which ones would you pick? And you have to count each cd in ...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Wed, 16 Nov 2005 04:02:00 PST

Make the game "Clue" more fun...

Scrabble, of course, is my favorite board game, but I do like other games.Clue, for instance can be a lot of fun.  Mainly because you can revise the gameas long as you have the same key elements:...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 09:47:00 PST

Slipshod planning at Arthritis Today Magazine

Below is a magazine offer that was sent to a resident at Eastwood.  The residentdeclined the offer and I asked if I could have this, because I found it amusing.First of all, The woman they put on...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Wed, 05 Sep 2007 08:58:00 PST

Funny images from Somethingawful.com

Here are some pictures from somethingawful.com's Photoshop Phriday.  Irecommend checking it out.  Somethingawful.com makes a theme and peoplemake these images and submit them.The theme for t...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Tue, 04 Sep 2007 09:39:00 PST

From the makers of "Beaver," comes..."Giraffe."

My follow up to the killer Beaver movies.
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:30:00 PST

Movie posters for Beaver and Beaver II, the next great horror series

Okay, today I was messing around with Gimp-2, a photo-editing program, andmade these.  A while back I had the idea to make a horror film with beavers.Clayton drove it home with the noti...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Sun, 02 Sep 2007 11:48:00 PST

A name for kitty...

I let the kitty pick his name.  I wrote down the considered names on pieces ofpaper and let them fall to the floor.  Whichever one kitty went to and/orpounced upon, I removed it an...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 09:24:00 PST

AN "ABOUT ME" SURVEY....

Basics:Name: Ryan M. WainioDate of Birth: August 5, 1979Birthplace: Hancock, MICurrent Location: Marquette, MIEye Colour: Blue/green-ish.Hair Colour: BlondeHeight: 5' 8" or something like thatHeritage...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Wed, 22 Aug 2007 07:53:00 PST

Battle of emotions

How weird would this be? A person you love and a person you absolutley hate to no end are standing rightnext to you.  And it's not someone you just hate.  They've made your life a livin...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Fri, 17 Aug 2007 05:22:00 PST

Changing checkout lines

I stopped at Wal*mart after work today.  There were two women in front of mewith 5 children between them.  They were buying things seperately and the firstwomen bought more expensive things ...
Posted by Ryan (from cows NOT treated with rBST/rBGH*) on Sat, 21 Jul 2007 10:27:00 PST