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Ryan Wainio

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About Me

- My name is Ryan.- I was born on August 05, 1979- Nancy Lopez won the LPGA Colgate European Golf Open on that day.- I like long woks on the beach so I can make stir fry for a shitload of people while they tan, swim & play volleyball.- I don't like to measure things by miles. When I drive the speed limit, I go 290,400 feet per hour. If I get pulled over for doing 369,600...and he tells me I was doing 70 in a 55, I tell 'em that that's not how I do things and that they should post a Feet Per Hour sign.- I enjoy making bee-lines for things.- I think we should build something on the moon. Something huge that we could see it with a telescope.- I like to be creative and make people think, even if it's completely nonsensical.- (It usually is nonsensical)
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Frustrated rednecks leave Kansas...

Sometimes things don't fall into place right.  I noticed that Arkansas is justKansas with AR in front of it.  I was trying to come up with a joke about abunch of rednecks that got frustrated...
Posted by on Sat, 10 Nov 2007 21:54:00 GMT

Make the game "Clue" more fun...

Scrabble, of course, is my favorite board game, but I do like other games.Clue, for instance can be a lot of fun.  Mainly because you can revise the gameas long as you have the same key elements: weap...
Posted by on Thu, 06 Sep 2007 21:41:00 GMT

Cinnamon Toast Crunch scandal

Does anyone remember the other two Cinnamon Toast Crunch bakers?  I do.What the hell happened to them? No one else seems to have noticed or cared.There used to be two other bakers in the Cin...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 21:01:00 GMT

Gift ideas...

[This is from last year on my other Myspace page] The holiday season is approaching fast.  I have some gift suggestions to help.Nothing is more embarrassing than having someone open a gift from y...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:56:00 GMT

Levels of artistic vision

These are my thoughts about different types of art. One person will paint a beautiful waterfall scene.One person will paint a beautiful waterfall, but it'll be in the middle of a city street.Another p...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:46:00 GMT

Girls Gone Wild and how they lose their molars...I mean morals

-> I was watching Shawshank Redemption on Spike TV and a "Girls GoneWild: Games" commercial came on. It's funny how most guys will acceptanything if it's partnered with naked girls. It's just our natu...
Posted by on Mon, 16 Jul 2007 20:35:00 GMT

A little about me...

It all started in grade school when I started writing thingsin a notebook that I thought was weird or funny. Noticingthings like the similarity between mouse turds andchocolate sprinkles, I wrote and...
Posted by on Wed, 11 Jul 2007 21:19:00 GMT